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Yeah I've got this grinder. You think I'd have some pussy poo poo or something? Toss me a monster from the mini fridge.
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I'm not the one who's so far away When I feel the pepper shoot into my veeeeins
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Dec 12, 2021 17:20
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The costco ground pepper is better than most cheapo pre filled grinders.
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Dec 12, 2021 17:21
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No babe it's a pepper CANNON not a simple grinder. Ok well if you don't like it I'll keep it. It's getting too hard to shop for you.
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Dec 12, 2021 17:24
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i kind want one of these since i always stand there seething with rage while grinding enough pepper to properly season my steak
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Yaldabaoth posted:I didn't say that, I said these products were for homophobes who are paranoid of gay men hitting on them. The logic behind these products is still 100% flawed. Last Christmas my sister bought me a box of bathroom products. Instead of soap it had a 'cleansing bar'. Yes, it was jet black "with top notes of tobacco and pink pepper. A heart of lavender and geranium. Base notes of tobacco and rich cedarwood"  I didn't really want to smell like a cigar box used to store pot-pourri so I just kept using Dove, Head and Shoulders and Sure roll-on.
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I know that the grinding of pepper takes a huge portion of my average day. I'm glad someone came up with a better way.
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Valko posted:Last Christmas my sister bought me a box of bathroom products. Instead of soap it had a 'cleansing bar'. Yes, it was jet black "with top notes of tobacco and pink pepper. A heart of lavender and geranium. Base notes of tobacco and rich cedarwood" Reminder that there are men who think hygiene is so unmanly that they don't even wash their asses.
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Dec 12, 2021 19:13
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gleebster posted:I know that the grinding of pepper takes a huge portion of my average day. I'm glad someone came up with a better way. you don't need to grind it dumass just eat the peppercorns whole
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Dec 12, 2021 19:19
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NOW you tell me!
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Dec 12, 2021 19:20
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Smugworth posted:you don't need to grind it dumass just eat the peppercorns whole its true. actually, Peppercorns lose up to 99.999999% of their flavor within the first .000000000001 seconds of being ground or bitten, so there's really No Alternative to big whole corns.
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Dec 12, 2021 19:22
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oops, i dropped my monster pepper cannon for my magnum peppercorns
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Dec 12, 2021 19:29
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I use my Pepper Cannon to blast fresh ground black pepper all over the faces and bodies of my dinner guests.
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Valko posted:Last Christmas my sister bought me a box of bathroom products. Instead of soap it had a 'cleansing bar'. Yes, it was jet black "with top notes of tobacco and pink pepper. A heart of lavender and geranium. Base notes of tobacco and rich cedarwood" Get yourself some pine tar soap. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3987109&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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Dec 12, 2021 20:47
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You can literally buy a Sunbeam brand spice mill for like $40 that will outperform even the PEPPER
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Poohs Packin posted:You can literally buy a Sunbeam brand spice mill for like $40 that will outperform even the PEPPER im going to find and buy the most expensive pepper grinder in the world now to spite you
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Dec 12, 2021 22:27
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Aardvark! posted:im going to find and buy the most expensive pepper grinder in the world now to spite you The Paris Prestige 1987 Iconic Black Pepper Mill. RRP $1250  I didn't look too hard. There are probably antiques or some other poo poo that cost more.
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Dec 12, 2021 22:37
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somebody please buy me this set of 36 pepper mills    only $5,800
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Dec 12, 2021 22:41
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Look how HARD that MAN is GRIPPING it. He gives great handjos Smugworth posted:I'm not the one who's so far away i finally got a SA song reference, wooo
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Dec 12, 2021 23:03
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Aardvark! posted:somebody please buy me this set of 36 pepper mills These look like something in 500 years mankind will look back and mistaken for primitive worship figures. zaepg fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Dec 12, 2021 |
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Dec 12, 2021 23:17
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The pepper mill you want is one that has an arm on the top that you turn, not a knob that you have to twist. Reason being is that the arm ones you can grind holding the mill with one hand and then just the palm or heel of your other hand. This means you can have one hand contaminated with meat or whatever and still grind pepper without needing to clean your hand off first. It's super convenient!
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Dec 13, 2021 00:06
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a funny thing that nobody mentioned is that the actual best pepper grinder has existed for years and is named the Unicorn Magnum
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Dec 13, 2021 00:14
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I crush whole peppercorns between my ridiculously muscular rear end cheeks, waddle over to the dish, unclench and apply just the right amount of freshly crushed pepper to my guests’ dishes. Really gets them ooohing and ahhhing.
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Dec 13, 2021 00:55
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Sometimes I just open a jar of peppercorns and start monchin em. Before I know it I've gone through half the drat thing. Just love that spicy POP! When you chomp a big ol 'corn between your front teeth.
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Dec 13, 2021 00:56
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Aardvark! posted:somebody please buy me this set of 36 pepper mills when your pepper mills are designed and manufactured by the same crunchy lesbians who make artisanal butt toys to sell on Etsy.
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Dec 13, 2021 01:51
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lol i went to this lovely website and not an hour later my wife got a bunch of Instagram ads for the pepper cannon, don't they know we already have a unicorn magnum? our pepper needs are overwhelmingly met
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Dec 13, 2021 01:57
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BigBadSteve posted:What if you filled that thing with peppercorns then shoved it up your rear end and cranked it hard hahahaha, I wonder what that would feel like hahaha You put pepper in your rear end to potentiate loperamide, giving you an opiate high from easily available OTC meds, so pretty good I bet.
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Dec 13, 2021 02:44
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sorry i'm not buying any pepper shakers from a guy with a TATTOO c'mon
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Xaintrailles posted:You put pepper in your rear end to potentiate loperamide, giving you an opiate high from easily available OTC meds, so pretty good I bet. Does it help stop diarrhea better than Imodium by itself?
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Dec 13, 2021 02:57
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nothing stops diarrhea better than imodium ad. it's basically the only medicine that works
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Dec 13, 2021 02:58
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Rad-daddio posted:when your pepper mills are designed and manufactured by the same crunchy lesbians who make artisanal butt toys to sell on Etsy. I think this one would satisfy anyone way more than those:
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Dec 13, 2021 03:02
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kntfkr posted:nothing stops diarrhea better than imodium ad. it's basically the only medicine that works I hate that I can't find the 200 count bottles anymore because of junkies swallowing 100 and more at a time. Those square things that needs scissors to open that has a nonworking dimple for tearing suck. Not a situation that is good to be in when you need them and there isn't anything sharp around.
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nunsexmonkrock posted:I hate that I can't find the 200 count bottles anymore because of junkies swallowing 100 and more at a time. Those square things that needs scissors to open that has a nonworking dimple for tearing suck. https://wellspringmeds.com/products/loperamide-2mg-anti-diarrheal-caplets-200-count-by-sda-labs?variant=13747172638783 not the same but there's always internet
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Dec 13, 2021 03:08
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Rad-daddio posted:when your pepper mills are designed and manufactured by the same crunchy lesbians who make artisanal butt toys to sell on Etsy. Artisanal butt toys or fully functional chess set? Or…. Both?
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Dec 13, 2021 03:11
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kntfkr posted:nothing stops diarrhea better than imodium ad. it's basically the only medicine that works I just figured maybe the pepper could work as a dam for the diarrhea just long enough to let the loperamide start working.
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Dec 13, 2021 03:16
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you ever get the runs with a butt plug in? it don't dam nothing
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Dec 13, 2021 03:17
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I realize this may be controversial but not everything is a butt plug.
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not with that attitude
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Dec 13, 2021 20:27
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They call it a cannon but you still gotta grind it manually, like some kind of peasant? Pass
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Duck and Cover posted:I realize this may be controversial but not everything is a butt plug. 
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