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Escape From Noise

This is the thread to announce to the world that you just cut one. In a big way.
:fart:

# ? Dec 14, 2021 13:23

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# ? May 13, 2024 07:25

Escape From Noise

Ripped a pretty good one just now. FYI.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Dec 14, 2021 13:24

Escape From Noise

Brapped out another one.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Dec 14, 2021 15:36

Dads Dip Cup

whew that was a real cheek flapper, felt the chair vibrating underneath me. not much of an odor though, all volume and no substance

e: good lord, nevermind

# ? Dec 15, 2021 00:03

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

i ate vegetables yesterday, and here i am

Dads Dip Cup posted:

whew that was a real cheek flapper, felt the chair vibrating underneath me. not much of an odor though, all volume and no substance

e: good lord, nevermind

lmao

# ? Dec 15, 2021 00:54

Escape From Noise

Passed that gas

# ? Dec 17, 2021 00:06

Pissed Ape Sexist

My low-pressure farts just leak out steadily since I installed my fart catheter (a bendy straw) but I miss the good old days of sound and fury

# ? Dec 17, 2021 02:10

Dads Dip Cup

farting is an extremely BYOB activity now that I think about it. a lot of puffing and passing with the occassional coughing fit when you get the really good poo poo

# ? Dec 17, 2021 03:27

selan dyin

# ? Dec 17, 2021 06:09

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Lol, I cross thread farted

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

*tap* *tap* *tap*

Is this thing on?

No, it's good; you did a good thing with this post. Keep doing them, they get better.

I remember the first time I did a post

*HORRENDOUS FEEDBACK SCREECHING*

HEY! CAN WE GET A SOUND CHECK?

Like I was saying

*farts*

gently caress!

So yeah, keep posting.

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# ? Dec 17, 2021 07:20

google THIS

Woke up this morning with so much pent up fury Imagine Dragons started singing in the background

# ? Dec 17, 2021 18:01

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Dads Dip Cup posted:

farting is an extremely BYOB activity now that I think about it. a lot of puffing and passing with the occassional coughing fit when you get the really good poo poo

# ? Dec 17, 2021 18:22

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

had an Arby's dinner yesterday. this morning my dog asked for a divorce

:jerry:

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# ? Dec 17, 2021 18:22

idiotsavant

Areola Grande posted:

had an Arby's dinner yesterday. this morning my dog asked for a divorce

lol I Dutch ovened the dog while watching tv a couple days ago so bad that he struggled his way out from under the blankets and gave me hella reproachful side eye

# ? Dec 17, 2021 18:47

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

I will throw a fit if I see a girl orb post here. It's almost pooping.

# ? Dec 17, 2021 18:55

Escape From Noise

idiotsavant posted:

lol I Dutch ovened the dog while watching tv a couple days ago so bad that he struggled his way out from under the blankets and gave me hella reproachful side eye

Powerful

# ? Dec 17, 2021 20:06

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

i was all like B-BLAP BLAP BRRRTTTT earlier today

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Dec 17, 2021 20:17

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

bump

# ? Dec 18, 2021 02:28

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I wanna hear about some more farts damnit :sassargh:

haven't farted all day myself

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# ? Dec 18, 2021 03:59

Escape From Noise

Ripped some pretty good ones waking up

# ? Dec 18, 2021 04:47

Dads Dip Cup

wow that was some serious rear end I blasted just now. bring in the hazmat crew, we got a gas leak here

# ? Dec 18, 2021 05:01

Dads Dip Cup

Dads Dip Cup posted:

wow that was some serious rear end I blasted just now. bring in the hazmat crew, we got a gas leak here

everybody disregard this post please, that was posted by my dog he is trying to put the blame on me and make me look bad

# ? Dec 18, 2021 05:02

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Dads Dip Cup posted:

everybody disregard this post please, that was posted by my dog he is trying to put the blame on me and make me look bad

I caught my dog doing a silent fart one time. P sure anyway. I know I didn't do it. hosed up if true since it only happened once in 9 years of otherwise perfect man/dog matrimony

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# ? Dec 18, 2021 07:55

Escape From Noise

Areola Grande posted:

I caught my dog doing a silent fart one time. P sure anyway. I know I didn't do it. hosed up if true since it only happened once in 9 years of otherwise perfect man/dog matrimony

You are being stalked by a silent assassin.

# ? Dec 18, 2021 11:03

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Areola Grande posted:

bump

brump <- that's a fart sound that my bottom made

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# ? Dec 18, 2021 17:00

Escape From Noise

Squeaked out a few curry farts

# ? Dec 19, 2021 12:11

google THIS

farted

e: nvm wasn't just a fart so I don't think it counts

# ? Dec 19, 2021 17:39

Chrs

I didn�t necessarily �rip� a fart but just now I farted and it slowly seeped out

# ? Dec 19, 2021 17:49

Escape From Noise

Whoop!

There it is!

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Dec 21, 2021 14:34

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Escape From Noise posted:

Whoop! There it is!

the sound of da police!

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Dec 23, 2021 15:07

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Dr. Honked posted:

the sound of da police!

# ? Dec 23, 2021 15:09

Bargearse: 🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

don�t know why but I�ve been blasting off all day

# ? Dec 24, 2021 03:20

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

got a slow leak going today

# ? Dec 24, 2021 17:04

frump truck: hello... again!

for some reason for the past week I've only been doing a constant stream of tiny farts instead of a big fart. I would have to post in this thread 957846697 times but i won't do that

# ? Dec 24, 2021 18:20

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

farted. just now. a small one but potent. filled with vitality. life. the putrescence of the trillions of colonic space travelers in the space ship that is you.