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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
so I sent him a get well soon card.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
:dadjoke:

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost
Considering that you need water to be alive that seems like a pretty dumb thing to pay last, OP. Tell your uncle to stop doing drugs.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
good grief OP

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





That’s cold hearted and cruel OP.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i hate septic.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
😱🚱🚱🚱🚱🚱🚱🚱🚱🚱😱

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
why didn't you just say that over the phone?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mac and Cheese posted:

why didn't you just say that over the phone?

Didn't want to seem like a drip

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


The water bill is like $10 a month OP.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

The water bill is like $10 a month OP.

well gently caress u

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

The water bill is like $10 a month OP.

In california, the water bill is taken as a percentage of your mortgage

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
thoughts and prayers OP

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Lol it took me like 5 minutes to get that joke. :downs:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

get a job op's uncle

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Dude you’re getting a well! :v:

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
I'm shocked that he paid his electricity bill first though.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


what is this? some kind of sick joke?

Dads Dip Cup
Aug 13, 2009

Grimey Drawer
not a bad joke, but a bit too dry for my taste

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Dads Dip Cup posted:

not a bad joke, but a bit too dry for my taste

I dug it.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
ooooohhhhh :doh:

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
yeah I just got the joke

Shiney McShine
Oct 12, 2010

paperwork
Personal Earpiece

Dads Dip Cup posted:

not a bad joke, but a bit too dry for my taste

as dry as a nun's nasty?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

yeah I just got the joke

Me too. (Polite chuckle.)

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

buglord posted:

so I sent him a get well soon card.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
i'm the uncle indignantly replying "well I never"

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Dig deeper nuncle, you'll hit groundwater soon

Legin Noslen
Sep 9, 2004
Fortified with Rhiboflavin

Well done

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
If my nephew did that to me I'd do my darndest to ruin his life

George Rouncewell
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.
Lol actually

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Nintendo must be falling on tough times

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


haha like a well with water i get it!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I think you have TAPPED out of jokes op

Your jokes have no FLOW

Your jokes are so bad your face must be FLUSHED with embarassnemt!

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
toilet

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Yes?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

congrats on getting him back for molesting you, op

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

congrats on getting him back for molesting you, op

my ex taught me what the term uncle hug meant and i think about it often.

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