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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Victory Position posted:

Theodore Roosevelt was the Big Game president with that, but those were all animals

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crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Nixon was the first gamer president. he said the n word and the f slur more than all the other CICs combined

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Nixon was the first gamer president. he said the n word and the f slur more than all the other CICs combined

Eh, he's the one who recorded his private speech. But idk that you can authoritatively say that he dropped more n bombs than, say, Woodrow Wilson.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
That was his wife throwing her voice and using him like a ventriloquists dummy just so she could say it, over and over again

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


satellite imagery from anonymous sources confirm China may have full peon rush capability as early as 2027

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
i pledge allegiance

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


Big Game Hunters a concept? noob in the house???

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Buck Wildman posted:

satellite imagery from anonymous sources confirm China may have full peon rush capability as early as 2027

I have grim news that Chairman Xi has perfected the 4 pool

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
in a stunning upset, dark horse belligerent finland takes the big win in world war III as 9-time WCS champion Serral perfectly micros the tiny nations drone fleet to stunning victories in every operational theatre

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Victory Position posted:

Big Game Hunters a concept? noob in the house???

it’s true. owned. sad.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
the president who we know for sure has got the noscope headshot skills is dick cheney

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
well, at least one other president was involved with a sick noscope headshot.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

well, at least one other president was involved with a sick noscope headshot.

lol

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



switching to your sidearm is always faster than reloading

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
America deserves a president who plays the objective

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
*Bernie voice* 99% of Americans are DPS, we need incentives to balance the nation's team comp

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

well, at least one other president was involved with a sick noscope headshot.

lincoln was a fighting game champ, goes to show that doesn't translate to an fps

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
heated presidential moment

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Nitevision posted:

Gamers are subhuman, OP. They're impatient, unintellectual, and inarticulate. Many of them are racist, and they way they treat women is abhorrent. But the worst might be how they mistake the engineered, mechanical pleasure of gaming for a genuine reward of skill. All of their ambitions are foreshortened to the dimensions of artificial arenas designed to release chemicals in their brains, which are underdeveloped. A gamer can create nothing -- they are like toddlers on a playground. Gamers are one of the ultimate manifestations of how mechanical reproduction has displaced the improvement of the human soul. They simply cannot imagine a world whose structures were not already provided to them. To be a gamer is to mortify your own imagination and agency for the sake of consuming a product; and it's the clear result that, at least when it comes to grown adults, there is almost nobody more pathetic or useless than a gamer. [I stand up and put my mouth really close to the mic] And that's exactly why I'm excited to vote for one in the next Democratic primary.

:same:

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

well, at least one other president was involved with a sick noscope headshot.

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



second gunman sure, magic bullet why not, but have we ruled out the possibility that oswald was using a controller with aim assist switched on?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

vyelkin posted:

lincoln was a fighting game champ, goes to show that doesn't translate to an fps

lol

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

is that an xbox controller? ??

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

well, at least one other president was involved with a sick noscope headshot.

Two presidents were involved that day.

Anyway my vote is for fat neckbeard vaping gamer.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Smythe posted:

is that an xbox controller? ??

yeah, the military uses them with any of the robots / drones they pilot because pretty much everyone who joins the military nowadays has played a lot of CoD

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Feldegast42 posted:

yeah, the military uses them with any of the robots / drones they pilot because pretty much everyone who joins the military nowadays has played a lot of CoD

good thinking lol

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