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1) If you don't I will loving find you 2) Posting threads in GBS is really important for the environment 3) If you don't post a thread then how will I know what is important to you??? 4) Every time you post a thread I get paid 1/50th of a cent 5) How else will your loved ones find out about how much of a loving freak you are after you die if you don't post a thread about it in GBS??? 6) It will increase pleaseure and extend love-making up to 60%* 7) HOW ELSE WILL YOU WIN SYPER FABULOUS loving PRIZES ,IDIOT?? *these statements have not been evaluated by the FDA
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I can't do it on mobile But I can do you mobile BB 
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Dec 19, 2021 22:14
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I can't do it on mobile If you don't open SA in a browser RIGHT NOW AND POST A THREAD YOU ARE BANNED
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Dec 19, 2021 22:15
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Be careful what you wish for......
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Dec 19, 2021 22:21
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I'm not epic username so I'll probably avoid just making up horseshit threads
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Dec 19, 2021 22:21
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Big Beef City posted:I'm not epic username so I'll probably avoid just making up horseshit threads Then MAKE A GOOD THREAD, MORAN.
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Dec 19, 2021 22:22
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Okay, I made a thread. Not sure I can manage three though, my area of useful knowledge pretty much just covers Rankin/Bass Christmas specials
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Dec 19, 2021 22:27
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I'm lost in the desert so I really need you to loving find me, so I can't post please help, I'm down to only half a warm diet mountain dew left
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Dec 19, 2021 22:28
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Literally A Person posted:Then MAKE A GOOD THREAD, MORAN. beat epic username to death with a shovel and then maybe we'll make some threads. this is a strike. direct posting action
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Dec 19, 2021 22:34
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hey good job probing the guy who made all those threads
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:beat epic username to death with a shovel and then maybe we'll make some threads. this is a strike. direct posting action 
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Dec 19, 2021 22:37
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I was going to if you had presented 8 reasons but 7 is just not enuff. Sry.
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Dec 19, 2021 22:37
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:hey good job probing the guy who made all those threads He was kept alive because we need more threads. If other people make better threads then we can keep probing him. That's How The Math Works!
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Dec 19, 2021 22:38
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:hey good job probing the guy who made all those threads
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Dec 19, 2021 22:41
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Aardvark! posted:He was kept alive because we need more threads. If other people make better threads then we can keep probing him. That's How The Math Works! going to bump some old threads to own you 
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Dec 19, 2021 22:48
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Maybe if the MODS and BADMINS could get their poo poo together and develop an official app that allows you to post threads i would, but instead i hear JEFF is using all the forums money on dehydrated water and anime body pillows for his secret bunker
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Dec 19, 2021 22:50
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I post most of my threads from mobile Chrome. Ticket closed.
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Dec 19, 2021 22:51
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Tarkus posted:I was going to if you had presented 8 reasons but 7 is just not enuff. Sry. Reaon 8) I will straight flip the gently caress out and maybe eat a frisbee if you don't
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Dec 20, 2021 01:58
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listen kiddo
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Dec 20, 2021 02:33
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Chinatown posted:listen kiddo 
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Dec 20, 2021 02:36
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Lucky Guy posted:I'm lost in the desert so I really need you to loving find me, so I can't post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSAJ0l4OBHM&t=39s is this you? name your fuckig horse
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Dec 20, 2021 03:02
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this was rude. nm
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Dec 20, 2021 03:04
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Somebody posted a thread in 2019 that probably caused covid. Makes you think.
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Dec 20, 2021 03:05
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smg77 posted:Somebody posted a thread in 2019 that probably caused covid. Makes you think. *furiously checks post history*
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Literally A Person posted:Reaon 8) I will straight flip the gently caress out and maybe eat a frisbee if you don't I thought about it, I need 9 reasons now. 
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Dec 20, 2021 03:29
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Literally A Person posted:4) Every time you post a thread I get paid 1/50th of a cent How much do you get paid for every hour of probation you mods dole out The good citizens of gbs demand to know!!!
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Dec 20, 2021 03:31
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Tarkus posted:I thought about it, I need 9 reasons now. 9) If you don't I will probe the poo poo out of Tarkus
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Dec 20, 2021 03:32
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Literally A Person posted:9) If you don't I will probe the poo poo out of Tarkus Who's Tarkus?
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Dec 20, 2021 03:32
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Smugworth posted:How much do you get paid for every hour of probation you mods dole out $0.008 USD per 1 hour probation less what it costs for each flop of processing power it takes to do so and then jeff comes by later and roughs you up for the 0.032 cents you made that day and then you beg and plead that your children are starving and then the owner of this website suplexes you SUPLEXES. It's still better than driving an Uber.
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Dec 20, 2021 03:35
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Suck a Black back Jackal's funky rear end you doberman cocksucker. That was directed at you OP.
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Dec 20, 2021 03:39
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There needs to be more threads about the culture of posting
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Dec 20, 2021 03:45
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TontoCorazon posted:There needs to be more threads about the culture of posting Yes. I think.... Maybe.
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Dec 20, 2021 03:49
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No, I'm keeping that 1/50th of a cent for myself! Ha ha!
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I would post threads, but alas, I'm on the Awful app for Android and they refuse to implement thread posting functionality
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Dec 20, 2021 04:09
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Maybe if we paid mods less and paid app devs more we could get better posting functionality
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Smugworth posted:Maybe if we paid mods less and paid app devs more we could get better posting functionality 
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Dec 20, 2021 04:16
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Literally A Person posted:4) Every time you post a thread I get paid 1/50th of a cent Cut me in on a 60/40 split and you got yourself a deal.
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Dec 20, 2021 04:17
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LAP can I post a thread with my escapades on Grindr? I'll tag it NSFW and censor things. I won't tell you what things will get censored tho 
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Dec 20, 2021 04:38
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penis aids
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If you post threads you could wind up on this exciting list: https://forums.somethingawful.com/stats.php I mean, probably not, but you can't win if you don't enter.
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