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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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a dominatrix put frozen cum filled condoms in my mouth once and let them melt and that was gross, also period blood in the same session. glass of amai liu's spit made me gag. op's mom butt

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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natto is up there.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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the hardest i ever vomited was after lacrosse practice and thinking that the ice cold brown drink in the wendys cup in my friends mercury sable was coca cola or at least diet coke and not dip spit

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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how can you not like smoked salmon?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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the grossest thing i've ever seen anyone else eat was a k-mart australia buyer in ningbo ordereing drunken shrimp which are gross rear end larval shrimp swimming in like vodka or something, still alive. i think it was a power move cuz how do you look someone in the eye while they're eating live shrimp. ew

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Entorwellian posted:

A Witchetty Grub.

It tasted like runny yolk egg.



put....put the witchetty grub on your cock

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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my dad accidentally ate pork tartare in germany. apparently they inspect it under a microscope

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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i like beef tartare but have been conditioned to believe that uncooked pork will make my rear end in a top hat explode. i reckon i'd try it from a reputable place

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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Fredrik1 posted:

Probably a decade ago there was a thread on SA that asked you to combine all the sauces in your fridge and eat it.


I think that was probably the most gross thing I've eaten.

Me and my friends would make disgusting drink combinations for fun.

Dew the Dew is pretty bad. It's equal parts Mountain and Tullimore Dew.

The worst headache I've ever had was after a night of chasing tequila with homemade mead. Death would have been preferable. Just vomiting bile for a day. All moisture expunged from my stupid, stupid body.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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WILDTURKEY101 posted:

The drive to my mother in law's passes by a White Castle on Route 1 in New Jersey. I was headed there once about 3 years ago and saw a sign out front that said "Crabcakes are Back! 99¢!" and played it cool and kept going. And we got to my mother in law's and did whatever, i don't remember, because I was thinking hard about 99 Cent White Castle Crab Cake Sandwiches. I didn't get them on the way home, because I couldn't let my girlfriend know I was going to eat something so hosed up. But when I got to work I told my friend Brian about it. And he was like, I dunno.

So anyway, I kept thinking about these White Castle Crab Cake Sandwiches, which sounded so gross but I was interested. My girlfriend had a hair appointment at 1pm that coming Saturday. And I talked to Brian, and I was like "Im gonna do it" and again, he was like, i dunno man.

So my girlfriend went to her hair appointment, and like 10 minutes after she left I smoked a ton of weed and went to White Castle. And I got 2 crab cake sandwiches and then 4 sliders and some fries, then I drove home. And I ate the crab cake sandwich, which cost 99 cents.

Let me tell you. It was terrible. Like, I don't know what the hell it was. I think it was mostly sawdust and shredded newspapers, mixed with a sprinkle of nearly expired imitation crab for a slighty "fishy" flavor. I took one bite, and I'm not religious, but involuntarily I said "that is unholy" to nobody because there was nobody else there and threw it away. I threw away the rest of the White Castle. Then I took the trash out to the dumpster. And I didn't eat any lunch at all after that.

The grossest thing I have ever eaten was lutefisk in Oslo.

Why would you do this?

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

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what about termites

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