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The drive to my mother in law's passes by a White Castle on Route 1 in New Jersey. I was headed there once about 3 years ago and saw a sign out front that said "Crabcakes are Back! 99¢!" and played it cool and kept going. And we got to my mother in law's and did whatever, i don't remember, because I was thinking hard about 99 Cent White Castle Crab Cake Sandwiches. I didn't get them on the way home, because I couldn't let my girlfriend know I was going to eat something so hosed up. But when I got to work I told my friend Brian about it. And he was like, I dunno. So anyway, I kept thinking about these White Castle Crab Cake Sandwiches, which sounded so gross but I was interested. My girlfriend had a hair appointment at 1pm that coming Saturday. And I talked to Brian, and I was like "Im gonna do it" and again, he was like, i dunno man. So my girlfriend went to her hair appointment, and like 10 minutes after she left I smoked a ton of weed and went to White Castle. And I got 2 crab cake sandwiches and then 4 sliders and some fries, then I drove home. And I ate the crab cake sandwich, which cost 99 cents. Let me tell you. It was terrible. Like, I don't know what the hell it was. I think it was mostly sawdust and shredded newspapers, mixed with a sprinkle of nearly expired imitation crab for a slighty "fishy" flavor. I took one bite, and I'm not religious, but involuntarily I said "that is unholy" to nobody because there was nobody else there and threw it away. I threw away the rest of the White Castle. Then I took the trash out to the dumpster. And I didn't eat any lunch at all after that. The grossest thing I have ever eaten was lutefisk in Oslo.
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