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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
In terms of cheaters there’s only one man better but you’re right it is arguable

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

AsInHowe posted:

Tom is the greatest of all time

At cheating and open mouth kissing his kids

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Don’t forget doping

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

YOLOsubmarine posted:

I counted the points against the Saints and the math says he got 0 and is a fraud and cheater

Checks out

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

t a s t e posted:

Don’t forget doping

I did forget the doping, thank you for reminding me that there is no end to this man’s willingness to cheat to hide his fraudulent nature.

th3t00t
Aug 14, 2007

GOOD CLEAN FOOTBALL

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
This thread is basically the "Ah! Well. Nevertheless" of Tom Brady sad haters.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012


Brady is 14th on this list. Maybe the other QBs could afford a top 10 defense if they contracted out their own consulting firm under the table were Team First guys who put rings over their own bank accounts

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Reasonably sure every time this thread is made Brady wins another Super Bowl.

We’re on our way.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Cheating, doping, and home cooking on his contracts

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

This thread is basically the "Ah! Well. Nevertheless" of Tom Brady sad haters.

It’s the meme of a man sobbing while wearing a smug grin mask.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

This thread is basically the "Ah! Well. Nevertheless" of Tom Brady sad haters.

Can I just hate the Bucs and by extension, Tom Brady?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

jake fromm brady

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Silly Burrito posted:

Can I just hate the Bucs and by extension, Tom Brady?

He gave you 28-3. You have no reason to hate him.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

He gave you 28-3. You have no reason to hate him.

Goddamn that’s some solid logic.

I love Tom Brady.

go for a stroll
Sep 10, 2003

you'll never make it out alive







Pillbug

Silly Burrito posted:

Goddamn that’s some solid logic.

I love Tom Brady.

it's all right, everything is all right, the struggle is finished. you've won the victory over yourself

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

This thread is basically the "Ah! Well. Nevertheless" of Tom Brady sad haters.

Congratulations Tom on beating the mighty Philadelphia Eagles. Truly a magnificent accomplishments.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Silly Burrito posted:

Goddamn that’s some solid logic.

I love Tom Brady.

Another Tom Brady success story.

Folks, learn to accept him and he will smite your enemies for you. He will break their wills upon the tree of woe.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
No gamble pays out less than counting out Touchdown Tom.

A decade generation of spectacular failure.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Asterisk lovers stay with they hands on they dicks watching the man French his son

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

MakaVillian posted:

Congratulations Tom on beating the mighty Philadelphia Eagles. Truly a magnificent accomplishments.

5-0 in the playoffs as a Tampa Bay Buccaneer lmfao

Larch
Dec 20, 2004

BEE LOVER
You are all sad bastards.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Larch posted:

You are all sad bastards.

This still applies to me but Tom Brady helps bring joy into my life.

Larch
Dec 20, 2004

BEE LOVER

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

This still applies to me but Tom Brady helps bring joy into my life.

Tom rules amigo. Those are the facts. I already knew you knew that.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Tom Brady may play football well (sometimes) but he's also a bad person, a Trump supporter, a cheater, a shameless grifter and a hawker of crypto bullshit so I will never, ever like anything about him.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Naw

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Play posted:

Tom Brady may play football well (sometimes) but he's also a bad person, a Trump supporter, a cheater, a shameless grifter and a hawker of crypto bullshit so I will never, ever like anything about him.

Don't forget his inappropriate son kissing!

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Possibly the funniest thing that would come out of Brady winning another Super Bowl is that the narrative of Belichick vs Brady, which has already shifted to that Brady was the far more important part of dynasty, would go even further and people would start questioning if Belichick was holding him back.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

speaking of bill belichick, be sure to do bill bell-end checks on yourself at least once per week to make sure there aren't any unusual growths or pains!

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

5-0 in the playoffs as a Tampa Bay Buccaneer lmfao

2 of those wins came against the WFT and Eagles, real tough games for T*m Br*dy

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
I came in here to defend the greatest quarterback of all time, Tom Brady, but now I find out that Jared Goff makes as much as Aaron Rodgers?

Larch
Dec 20, 2004

BEE LOVER
You guys are sad. You will never get another Tom. If you weren't dead inside you would appreciate this weird phenomena.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Tom Brady is a child molester

th3t00t
Aug 14, 2007

GOOD CLEAN FOOTBALL

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Possibly the funniest thing that would come out of Brady winning another Super Bowl is that the narrative of Belichick vs Brady, which has already shifted to that Brady was the far more important part of dynasty, would go even further and people would start questioning if Belichick was holding him back.
He’s the Ringo Starr of NFL QBs. Does it make Ringo Starr the best drummer of all time because he was the drummer for the most successful band in history?

If Brady was actually the Goat he would have been good enough to elevate a depleted patriots roster to a super bowl. Instead he bailed for the most talented roster and was carried to victory yet again.

Or he would have gone to a dumpster fire like the NY Jets or Detroit Lions and won them a Super Bowl.

He’s no Lebron.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

th3t00t posted:

He’s the Ringo Starr of NFL QBs. Does it make Ringo Starr the best drummer of all time because he was the drummer for the most successful band in history?

If Brady was actually the Goat he would have been good enough to elevate a depleted patriots roster to a super bowl. Instead he bailed for the most talented roster and was carried to victory yet again.

Or he would have gone to a dumpster fire like the NY Jets or Detroit Lions and won them a Super Bowl.

He’s no Lebron.

this is some high test r/nfl

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




*looks at Lakers this year*

Yeah he's no Lebron - he's better.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
I feel confident that he can be safely counted out, going forward.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
He, of course, being Tom Brady

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

I feel confident that he can be safely counted out, going forward.

:smugdog:

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Came back to tie the game down 27-3. Nuts.

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