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Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
Tom Brady should just start playing defense too, imo

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




This thread needs to be sticky'd imo.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

t a s t e posted:

Tom Brady is a child molester

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Came back to tie the game down 27-3. Nuts.

All by himself too, playing all 22 positions. Unreal.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Tom is not fraudulent. He can only be failed. Please erase this thread

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Wrong thread, but still, lol tom brady

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

He’s a fraud

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

xbilkis posted:

Tom is not fraudulent. He can only be failed. Please erase this thread

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Matt Stafford is undefeated again Tom Brady in the playoffs.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

YOLOsubmarine posted:

All by himself too, playing all 22 positions. Unreal.

Ever heard of Battle Meditation? Dumbass

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
People say Detroit and Cleveland are cursed but Brady is the opposite he’s some ungodly luck golem

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Tom Brady is fraudulent op

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Came back to tie the game down 27-3. Nuts.

wow crazy how the tie led to another NFC Championship

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Sit at home now Tom

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

Hack fraud go hock more nanobubbles

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

The true comeback king has returned to claim his throne https://twitter.com/TheAthleticNFL/status/1485400128680726529?s=20

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

I was almost contemplating reporting that near comeback to the Federal Trade Commission but it turned out I knew who I was dealing with when I counted Tom out.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Say what you want about Brady, but he and his teams deliver some insanely entertaining games regardless of how you feel about the results. Trust the process

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Stafford has more blood on his elbow in that picture than Br*dy had on his lip when he was screaming for a flag.

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

really funny to see a brady crypto commercial after he lost the game while crypto is down billions

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Peyton went out winning a Super Bowl.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Congratulations to Tom Brady on being able to stop his doping regimen

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

fsif posted:

Peyton went out winning a Super Bowl.

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Matt Stafford is undefeated again Tom Brady in the playoffs.

He killed Tom Brady.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

fsif posted:

Peyton went out winning a Super Bowl.

:hmmyes:

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Tom Brady, a promising player who could never get past the hump of Matt Stafford in the NFL playoffs

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




He is perhaps the most fraudulent player in NFL history.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Even Tom Brady’s retirement is fraudulent

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

PupsOfWar posted:

Tom Brady, a promising player who could never get past the hump of Matt Stafford in the NFL playoffs

Man if only Stafford had been on Not-The-Lions, maybe Brady wouldn't have won 7 Super Bowls. Stafford was truly the hero we needed, but Brady is the hero we deserve.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


I did not buy a bottle of champagne, but I thought about it, and if that mother fucker steals this joy from me

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

Eat my entire rear end in a top hat Tom Brady

elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound
gently caress the child kissing, perpetually cheating, likely steroid abusing, fake internet persona, perpetually impossibly lucky, known fraud Tom Br*dy forever and ever.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Congratulations to the future Governor of Massachusetts and eventual President on a historic career

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

sweet thursday posted:

Congratulations to the future Governor of Massachusetts and eventual President on a historic career

Also MVP of Super Bowl LVI.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

I feel confident that he can be safely counted out, going forward.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

He, of course, being Tom Brady

Pain of Mind
Jul 10, 2004
You are receiving this broadcast as a dream...We are transmitting from the year one nine... nine nine ...You are receiving this broadcast in order t
He only won 1/3rd of the superbowls that he could have, that would be an F in school. If he was so great, then where did that other 2/3rds go??

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
What grade did Marino get?

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

What grade did Marino get?

Um excuse me, this is the thread for where we discuss how fraudulent Tom Brady is. The thread for discussing how fraudulent Dan Marino is is here.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

What grade did Marino get?

C, for cocaine.

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GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'



can't argue with rings

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