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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

GNU Order posted:



can't argue with rings

Cheaters win, our whole economy is built on that fact.

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Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
he styles his hair like a twelve year old

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Those patriots rings being older yet larger is such a big dick move. Gotta respect it.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

GNU Order posted:



can't argue with rings

Should probably give one of those rings to Kyle Shanahan and the rest of the Atlanta coaching staff

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

MakaVillian posted:

Should probably give one of those rings to Kyle Shanahan and the rest of the Atlanta coaching staff

Why? They could've had one if they really wanted it.

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Thomas Brady has won more Super Bowls than any single team in the NFL.

I for one am in awe of his consistent dominance of the league

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

GNU Order posted:

Thomas Brady has won more Super Bowls than any single team in the NFL.

I for one am in awe of his consistent dominance of the league

It’s hard to imagine anyone doing what Tom did ever again.

Surely anyone else who cheated so flagrantly and open mouth kissed children would be blackballed and arrested for sooner.

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

GNU Order posted:



can't argue with rings

His left index looks like it's going to pop wth

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

thats his deflating finger

it cant deflate itself...

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Bernie is on our side, friends

https://twitter.com/ReporterCioffi/status/1491800277485178890?t=08fMeaPc50-tMd8uQHGRXg&s=19

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms



:effort:

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Bernard Sanders

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
Tom Brady can’t even retire right

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Yep

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Reminder that Tom would’ve earned $20M more this year had he retired and just announced games.

And his marriage wouldn’t be falling apart.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

hes frauglanet

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

I counted him out

I did it

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Excellent and timely thread resurrection

dingo with a joint
Jan 12, 2019

wrong cow
This thread is a resonant celebration for all* NFL fans.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

*tapping the mic* can we get a status update on ‘Ole Touchdown Tom?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
gently caress Tom Brady

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Thread should be stickied with how fraudulent Tom is now.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Tom Brady is not a good QB

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





MakaVillian posted:

Tom Brady is not a good human being

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





She's held a horse Giselle divorced Tom because instead of picking up his boys and throwing them into the air and catching them he would throw them 40 yds in a nice tight spiral.

E: I really need to look at the poo poo speech-to-text comes up with before hitting post.

Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Dec 12, 2022

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
Tom Fraudy

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008



:thunk:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I can't believe you guys were actually worried about this fucker coming out of retirement. :laffo:

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Tom Brady was once considered a football legend, known for his impressive skills on the field and his ability to lead his team to victory. But as time went on, it became clear that Brady's success was not due to his talent alone. He was a fraud and a cheater, using underhanded tactics to gain an unfair advantage over his opponents.

Despite his impressive record, many people began to question whether Brady was truly as great as he claimed to be. Rumors circulated about his use of illegal performance-enhancing drugs, and there were whispers of him tampering with game equipment to give himself an edge.

But Brady refused to acknowledge these accusations, insisting that he was simply a hardworking athlete who had dedicated his life to the game. He continued to deny any wrongdoing, even as evidence mounted against him.

In the end, it was proven beyond a doubt that Brady was a cheat. He was caught red-handed using illegal methods to win games, and his reputation was forever tarnished. He was stripped of his titles and banned from the sport, unable to ever again compete at the highest level.

In the end, Brady was left with nothing but his shame and regret. He was a fraud and a cheater, and he would never again be able to achieve the success that he once enjoyed. He was a washed-up has-been, a mere shadow of his former self.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i'm scared of my team playing tom brady.

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

Cavauro posted:

i'm scared of my team playing tom brady.

Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings Thomas o-Brady-ation.

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Nervous posted:

Tom Brady was once considered a football legend, known for his impressive skills on the field and his ability to lead his team to victory. But as time went on, it became clear that Brady's success was not due to his talent alone. He was a fraud and a cheater, using underhanded tactics to gain an unfair advantage over his opponents.

Despite his impressive record, many people began to question whether Brady was truly as great as he claimed to be. Rumors circulated about his use of illegal performance-enhancing drugs, and there were whispers of him tampering with game equipment to give himself an edge.

But Brady refused to acknowledge these accusations, insisting that he was simply a hardworking athlete who had dedicated his life to the game. He continued to deny any wrongdoing, even as evidence mounted against him.

In the end, it was proven beyond a doubt that Brady was a cheat. He was caught red-handed using illegal methods to win games, and his reputation was forever tarnished. He was stripped of his titles and banned from the sport, unable to ever again compete at the highest level.

In the end, Brady was left with nothing but his shame and regret. He was a fraud and a cheater, and he would never again be able to achieve the success that he once enjoyed. He was a washed-up has-been, a mere shadow of his former self.

The best porn is the type that brushes reality.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Some good points in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SxpiE0_FNY

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

:hmmyes:

He's no Brees that's for sure

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020


The most important film of our time.

Lol at Brady’s winning percent when passer rating below 78, compared to every other qb in history.

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014
Nothing compares to Collinsworth talking about how Brady still has "it" while a highlight reel plays of Brady overthrowing and underthrowing his WRs.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Here are Brady's 2022 statistics when trailing in the final four minutes: 47-of-64, 431 yards, seven touchdowns, zero interceptions, one sack, a 73.4% completion rate and 6.7 yards per attempt.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Kalli posted:

Here are Brady's 2022 statistics when trailing in the final four minutes: 47-of-64, 431 yards, seven touchdowns, zero interceptions, one sack, a 73.4% completion rate and 6.7 yards per attempt.

Dink and dunk down the field when defenses run by morons are in soft coverage trying to hold on to a lead. Amazing stuff.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

he's good

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Dec 29, 2022

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Kalli posted:

Here are Brady's 2022 statistics when trailing in the final four minutes: 47-of-64, 431 yards, seven touchdowns, zero interceptions, one sack, a 73.4% completion rate and 6.7 yards per attempt.

Maybe he should stop sucking for the other 56 minutes?

Also:

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Dink and dunk down the field when defenses run by morons are in soft coverage trying to hold on to a lead. Amazing stuff.

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