here I sit, broken hearted

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selan dyin: Dec 27, 2007

came to shid but only farded on my boaner

# ? Dec 20, 2021 08:29

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Corn Glizzy: Jun 28, 2007

where did you cummed

# ? Dec 20, 2021 08:30

syntaxfunction: Oct 27, 2010

So here I am, doing everything I can
Holding on to what I am
Pretending I'm a superman
I'm trying to keep, the ground on my feet
Seems the world is falling down around me
The night's are long, I'm singing this song
Trying to make the answer's more a maybe
And I'm so confused, about what to do
Sometimes I want to throw it all away
So here I am, growing older all the time,
Looking older all the time,
Feeling younger in my mind

# ? Dec 20, 2021 08:31

SAY YOHO: Oct 5, 2021

OP original balldo. Voted 5

# ? Dec 20, 2021 08:33

kazr: Jan 28, 2005

Here I sit
Cheeks a-flexin'
Pushing out
Another Texan

# ? Dec 20, 2021 08:33

selan dyin: Dec 27, 2007

Corn Glizzy posted:

where did you cummed

youre mother gotem

# ? Dec 20, 2021 08:41

Corn Glizzy: Jun 28, 2007

BALLS DILDO posted:

youre mother gotem

shiiiiiiit you sure did lol

# ? Dec 20, 2021 08:42

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

BALLS DILDO posted:

youre mother gotem

Close thread goldmine

# ? Dec 20, 2021 08:46

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

A shameful goon.

# ? Dec 20, 2021 08:47

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

A pro prank is to fart on your own boner then stick it through the glory hole. Give em the ol� stinky surprise.

# ? Dec 20, 2021 16:01

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

balls dildo

# ? Dec 20, 2021 16:21

runnypoops: Mar 26, 2016; been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Imagine pooping out your boner and cummin out your butt lmao woah

# ? Dec 20, 2021 16:22

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

runnypoops posted:

Imagine pooping out your boner and cummin out your butt lmao woah

imagine???

# ? Dec 20, 2021 16:27

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

I like:

Now I sit hear broken hearted.
Shidded
Pizzed
Camed
And farded

# ? Dec 20, 2021 16:53

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

BALLS DILDO posted:

came to shid but only farded on my boaner

# ? Dec 20, 2021 20:30

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I like:

Now I sit hear broken hearted.
Shidded
Pizzed
Camed
And farded

# ? Dec 20, 2021 20:34

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

sitted n shitted

:hai:

# ? Dec 20, 2021 20:37

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER: Nov 11, 2020; H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R

oh yeah that reminded me of the toilet grafitti i was going to do

HERE I SIT
BROKEN HEARTED
THEY SWITCHED OFF MY
DAUGHTERS LIFE SUPPORT MACHINE

# ? Dec 21, 2021 17:22

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER: Nov 11, 2020; H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R

cos like if you see a dirty white van you write "I WISH MY WIFE WAS STILL ALIVE" with your finger its the same sort of thing

# ? Dec 21, 2021 17:23

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BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

syntaxfunction posted:

So here I am, doing everything I can
Holding on to what I am
Pretending I'm a superman
I'm trying to keep, the ground on my feet
Seems the world is falling down around me
The night's are long, I'm singing this song
Trying to make the answer's more a maybe
And I'm so confused, about what to do
Sometimes I want to throw it all away
So here I am, growing older all the time,
Looking older all the time,
Feeling younger in my mind

(Fart)

# ? Dec 21, 2021 17:40

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