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There's a lady on GOOP who calls herself an "erotic wholeness coach." First of all, I think she meant "hole-ness." Second of all, despite watching this clip three times, I still don't understand what her job is. She is also a "certified sexological body coach," which I think is like coaching football? Maybe? What do you think she actually does all day?
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She's a scammer.
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Dec 20, 2021 15:00
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evobatman posted:She's a scammer. no way she's a sexy professional with a PhD in erotic holes
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Dec 20, 2021 15:01
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The most erotic hole is a woman's mind.
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Dec 20, 2021 15:02
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hawkin vibrators i guess. or latex products of some kind
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Dec 20, 2021 15:03
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She probably plays with her holes to gather data to use when teaching others how to use their holes.
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Dec 20, 2021 15:03
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I wonder what her candle smells like haha
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Dec 20, 2021 15:07
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What is her stance on milking, op
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Dec 20, 2021 15:07
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i think you need to post some of those holes
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Dec 20, 2021 15:15
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Maybe you should study your erotic holes under her coaching to find out, OP.
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Dec 20, 2021 15:16
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Smugworth posted:What is her stance on milking, op I mean I'd guess stomach down or kinda kneeling/squatting just depending on the weather
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Dec 20, 2021 15:21
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Smugworth posted:What is her stance on milking, op Wow this really is the face of “please buttfuck me”
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Dec 20, 2021 15:22
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Erotic wholegrains are much better for you than refined erotics.
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Dec 20, 2021 15:23
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Wow this really is the face of “please buttfuck me” Turn your monitor on
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Dec 20, 2021 15:26
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i read the op as the GOP having an "erotic wholeness coach" and i was pretty confused for a while
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Dec 20, 2021 15:30
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She helped two ladies who were having bad sex get in touch with their feelings. In my experience, getting deep into your feelings is a great way to ruin sex with OCD thought looping, but I guess it's just another sign that I'm erotically fractured and need to get my holes enwholened.
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Dec 20, 2021 15:34
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hahaha yeah the one thing you DON'T want to do is be emotionally in touch with your sexual partner gently caress that noise good call
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Dec 20, 2021 15:39
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Big Beef City posted:hahaha yeah the one thing you DON'T want to do is be emotionally in touch with your sexual partner gently caress that noise good call get a load of this guy
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Dec 20, 2021 15:47
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Doesn’t goops answer to sex things usually involve shoving a massive rock in a lady’s twatlette?
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Dec 20, 2021 15:58
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*watching porno like a game day tape* good hustle, good hustle
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Dec 20, 2021 16:02
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:She helped two ladies who were having bad sex get in touch with their feelings. In my experience, getting deep into your feelings is a great way to ruin sex with OCD thought looping, but I guess it's just another sign that I'm erotically fractured and need to get my holes enwholened. The trick is to dissociate juuuuuust enough to enjoy yourself. There, saved you big goopy bucks.
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Dec 20, 2021 16:03
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Someone post the hole. 
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Dec 20, 2021 16:05
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Big Beef City posted:hahaha yeah the one thing you DON'T want to do is be emotionally in touch with your sexual partner gently caress that noise good call Friend, you came away with a very poor understanding of what I wrote. But that's okay! Once you have achieved erotic wholeness, you will understand everything, all at once, from each possible perspective. You will definitely get a headache but that is the cost of genital enlightenment.
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Dec 20, 2021 16:06
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Do you think she likes to be called her hole-i-ness off camera?
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Dec 20, 2021 16:33
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Yoni eggs harness the power of energy work, crystal healing, and a Kegel-like physical practice. Insert the egg into your vagina and feel the connection with your body by squeezing and releasing the egg.
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Dec 20, 2021 16:36
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i got holes in different area codes
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Dec 20, 2021 16:38
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Ralph Crammed In posted:The trick is to dissociate juuuuuust enough to enjoy yourself. There, saved you big goopy bucks. coke and amyls right
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Dec 20, 2021 16:38
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I thought I needed erotic wholeness, it turned out I needed therapy. Don't think I'd go to an eroticism coach for therapy tho.
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Dec 20, 2021 16:41
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:There's a lady on GOOP who calls herself an "erotic wholeness coach." First of all, I think she meant "hole-ness." Second of all, despite watching this clip three times, I still don't understand what her job is. She is also a "certified sexological body coach," which I think is like coaching football? Maybe? What do you think she actually does all day? Girl Obviously Objectifying Penis
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Dec 20, 2021 16:45
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Discussing this lady with Ladytaint and so far she has used the words "tantric butt-touching" and "clit-chi" and it's all in all a pretty good conversation so thanks for this thread
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Dec 20, 2021 16:46
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Tricking the barbers at Supercuts into giving me therapy. By the time they realize whats going on and kick me out ive cured my schizotypal personality disorder
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syntaxfunction posted:I thought I needed erotic wholeness, it turned out I needed therapy. Are you saying the seminal hit Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye doesn't actually work for improving one's mental health?
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Zil posted:Are you saying the seminal hit Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye doesn't actually work for improving one's mental health? Sexual Dissociative Trauma by Marvin Gaye more like it.
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Dec 20, 2021 16:50
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you ever use too much amyls and then go blind on yr drive home
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Dec 20, 2021 16:51
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Erotic whaleness
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:Tricking the barbers at Supercuts into giving me therapy. By the time they realize whats going on and kick me out ive cured my schizotypal personality disorder They're the most erotic of hairdressers.
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Dec 20, 2021 18:04
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Torquemada posted:Doesn’t goops answer to sex things usually involve shoving a massive rock in a lady’s twatlette? goop is like the onion for karens
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Dec 20, 2021 18:06
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whats GOOP?
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Dec 20, 2021 18:07
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:whats GOOP? pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Girl
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Love to purify my sacral chakras by shoving hard objects up my rear end
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