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There's a lady on GOOP who calls herself an "erotic wholeness coach." First of all, I think she meant "hole-ness." Second of all, despite watching this clip three times, I still don't understand what her job is. She is also a "certified sexological body coach," which I think is like coaching football? Maybe? What do you think she actually does all day?
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2021 14:59 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 12:41 |
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evobatman posted:She's a scammer. no way she's a sexy professional with a PhD in erotic holes
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2021 15:01 |
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She helped two ladies who were having bad sex get in touch with their feelings. In my experience, getting deep into your feelings is a great way to ruin sex with OCD thought looping, but I guess it's just another sign that I'm erotically fractured and need to get my holes enwholened.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2021 15:34 |
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Big Beef City posted:hahaha yeah the one thing you DON'T want to do is be emotionally in touch with your sexual partner gently caress that noise good call Friend, you came away with a very poor understanding of what I wrote. But that's okay! Once you have achieved erotic wholeness, you will understand everything, all at once, from each possible perspective. You will definitely get a headache but that is the cost of genital enlightenment.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2021 16:06 |
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:Tricking the barbers at Supercuts into giving me therapy. By the time they realize whats going on and kick me out ive cured my schizotypal personality disorder They're the most erotic of hairdressers.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2021 18:04 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:whats GOOP? pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Girl
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2021 18:11 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 12:41 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Discussing this lady with Ladytaint and so far she has used the words "tantric butt-touching" and "clit-chi" and it's all in all a pretty good conversation so thanks for this thread Ladytaint owns.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2021 18:17 |