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Are you erotically whole?
So whole. So erotic!
No, I'm so lonely :(
I am erotic, but my hole seeks wholeness
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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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There's a lady on GOOP who calls herself an "erotic wholeness coach." First of all, I think she meant "hole-ness." Second of all, despite watching this clip three times, I still don't understand what her job is. She is also a "certified sexological body coach," which I think is like coaching football? Maybe? What do you think she actually does all day?

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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evobatman posted:

She's a scammer.

no way she's a sexy professional with a PhD in erotic holes

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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She helped two ladies who were having bad sex get in touch with their feelings. In my experience, getting deep into your feelings is a great way to ruin sex with OCD thought looping, but I guess it's just another sign that I'm erotically fractured and need to get my holes enwholened.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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Big Beef City posted:

hahaha yeah the one thing you DON'T want to do is be emotionally in touch with your sexual partner gently caress that noise good call

Friend, you came away with a very poor understanding of what I wrote.

But that's okay! Once you have achieved erotic wholeness, you will understand everything, all at once, from each possible perspective. You will definitely get a headache but that is the cost of genital enlightenment.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

Tricking the barbers at Supercuts into giving me therapy. By the time they realize whats going on and kick me out ive cured my schizotypal personality disorder

They're the most erotic of hairdressers.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Girl
Obviously
Objectifying
Penis

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

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William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Discussing this lady with Ladytaint and so far she has used the words "tantric butt-touching" and "clit-chi" and it's all in all a pretty good conversation so thanks for this thread

Ladytaint owns.

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