|
"Oi! Ye Cockney guvna!" - some british bloke today probably. They know what they're talking about in their simple moon language when speaking to each other, but the rest of us don't "yes, I wound like six pounds of meat" - pounds are a unit of weight, not currency???  "We are a world superpower, that's why we're going to divorce ourselves from the third largest trading block! People will be FLOCKING to us for our Yorkshire pudding exports, our parsnip purees and our spotted dick!" - some absolute mad lad espousing the benefits of Brexit "lol what happens if we put a dumber version of Donald Trump up as leader of the nation?? That would be hilarious, wouldn't it? But we really wouldn't do it, right guys? ...right?" probably Jacob Rees-Mogg while whipping his servant for not serving his tea in proper Victorian style "Our libel laws literally say you can sue and win for any reason if you say anything remotely negative about anyone. This is cool and good and should be a model for the world" - Lord Witherson Grimbsy, Fifteenth Archduke of Monbatten-Upon-Windsor, which is probably a real place in Britain British people, explain yourselves
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 17:18
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 10, 2024 12:18 |
|
|
They deserve to die OP. All of ‘em.
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 17:20
|
|
|
I love that they play soccer with each other!
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 17:21
|
|
|
why are there 4 threads about the UK or UK related things on the front page of GBS rn
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 17:27
|
|
|
Generally British Shite
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 17:28
|
|
|
What the gently caress is a British?
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 17:29
|
|
|
blimey
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 17:30
|
|
Hammerite posted:why are there 4 threads about the UK or UK related things on the front page of GBS rn Much like Britain from the 17th-19th centuries, the threads are slowly colonizing the forum Once could say they need... lebenstraum
|
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 17:31
|
|
|
They eat baked beans for breakfast like a filthy animal
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 17:38
|
|
|
A brit gave me a spotted dick so i would say "gently caress em" but don't because it was herpes and they all got it there.
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 17:51
|
|
Mooey Cow posted:A brit gave me a spotted dick so i would say "gently caress em" but don't because it was herpes and they all got it there. Fun fact: Herpes was invented as a biological weapon to use against Hitler in WW2, but because British sexual energy is so raw and overpowering, they all ended up spreading it to each other 
|
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 17:56
|
|
|
syntaxfunction posted:What the gently caress is a British? a soon to be non existent nationality
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 18:07
|
|
|
wot
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 18:11
|
|
|
They don't get to criticize us for using the imperial system, which is also their fault, until they stop weighing things in goddamn stone.
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 18:44
|
|
|
I once worked on something for a British tv show about fat people and they were always saying stuff like graham and Linda want to lose 5 stone by christmas
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 18:47
|
|
|
ChunTheUnavoidable posted:I once worked on something for a British tv show about fat people and they were always saying stuff like graham and Linda want to lose 5 stone by christmas If it was an American show it would have actually been the same but they'd have needed to lose 5 boulders instead
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 18:49
|
|
|
gently caress off m8
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 18:53
|
|
|
say what you will about british "people" at least they kept the potato fuckers in line
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 19:06
|
|
|
I heard they're supposed to be snobby.
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 19:07
|
|
|
Brits are the Canadians of Europe.
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 19:13
|
|
|
What isn't the deal with British people?!?
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 19:16
|
|
|
Colonel Cancer posted:What isn't the deal with British people?!? Healthy teeth and gums
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 19:22
|
|
Nooner posted:say what you will about british "people" at least they kept the potato fuckers in line For the next two years sure 2024 comes soon though.... 
|
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 19:28
|
|
|
Seth Pecksniff posted:"Oi! Ye Cockney guvna!" - some british bloke today probably. They know what they're talking about in their simple moon language when speaking to each other, but the rest of us don't Not British but pounds are used in the UK for weight too and is buying meat by weight a strange concept to you? Libel laws protect people from defamation. Anyway, can you please stop using British as a synonym for "English".
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 20:41
|
|
|
Hammerite posted:why are there 4 threads about the UK or UK related things on the front page of GBS rn its happening again. AGAIN!
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 22:12
|
|
|
ChunTheUnavoidable posted:I once worked on something for a British tv show about fat people and they were always saying stuff like graham and Linda want to lose 5 stone by christmas Did graeme and Linda succeed though?
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 22:13
|
|
|
I know all about Britain, it's about two things Sinking some piss at the pub  Eating some cheeky beans first thing in the morning 
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 22:33
|
|
|
a dmc delorean posted:Did graeme and Linda succeed though? Linda did but graeme did not and the host was very disappointed in him
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 22:38
|
|
Benny Harvey posted:Not British but pounds are used in the UK for weight too and is buying meat by weight a strange concept to you? OI WE GOT A CHAV IN THIS THREAD TAKIN' THE PISS! MATES JUMP 'EM Aardvark! posted:I know all about Britain, it's about two things "Ok so we have a random assortment of ingredients that don't go together. Beans, toast, frozen hashbrowns, ham (??? Canadian bacon?), blood sausage, weird looking Yorkshire pudding rear end mushroom (or mushroom looking rear end Yorkshire Pudding), sausage links and an egg." "What do you call this?" *downs three more pints of scrumpy before answering* "breakfast" edit: oh no wonder it is why it is - it's from the 1300s and if there's one thing the English love is taking ancient recipes and never making any changes to them ever because they're perfect as they are https://englishbreakfastsociety.com/full-english-breakfast.html Seth Pecksniff fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Dec 20, 2021 |
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 22:39
|
|
|
They call that a "Full British" breakfast
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 22:40
|
|
|
We don't call it blood sausage it's black pudding
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 22:47
|
|
|
Aardvark! posted:Eating some cheeky beans first thing in the morning Wetherspoons is extremely British, which is to say extremely bad
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 22:48
|
|
|
I went to London one time. It's filthy. Litter everywhere. No-one makes eye contact.
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 22:50
|
|
|
a century worth of inbreeding
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 22:57
|
|
|
hosed-Up Little Dog posted:Wetherspoons is extremely British, which is to say extremely bad Decent British folk steer well clear of Wetherspoons
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 23:04
|
|
|
the first brit was hatched from a Cadbury cream egg well over a hundred years ago
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 23:08
|
|
|
Bags Fly at Noon posted:They deserve to die OP. I'd say I hope they burn in hell but they already live in Britain
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 23:11
|
|
|
oi, take the lift to the lorrie! it's in the boot innit!
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 23:12
|
|
|
All white British men have one of only six different faces. But the large immigrant populations from the Caribbean, and probably the Council House programs, gave the world some incredible musical movements, like Jungle, Grime, and Garage. So it's a mixed bag, really.
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 23:17
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 10, 2024 12:18 |
|
|
They eat jellied eels! I would definitely like to try some one day as a minor culinary adventure; but there is something wrong with a population when this is a "traditional dish." Stick to frying things and importing people with better food than you, my dudes.
|
|
#
?
Dec 20, 2021 23:22
|
|
