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Aardvark! posted:I know all about Britain, it's about two things lol...... blimey
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What are withers poon news
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neato burrito posted:They eat jellied eels! I would definitely like to try some one day as a minor culinary adventure; but there is something wrong with a population when this is a "traditional dish." nobody eats jellied eels. these aren't sold anywhere i've ever been. i think americans think british food is bad because a stand up comedian started this 50 years ago or something but nobody actually knows what people eat here. it's the same as what americans eat basically with some random changes that amount to nothing like instead of pancakes with syrup it's an english muffin with jam on it or something. roomtone fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Dec 21, 2021 |
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Jay_Zombie posted:Brits are the Canadians of Europe. This is insanely wrong wth. They're the Florida.
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Grape posted:This is insanely wrong wth. I would actually say they're the Arizona of Europe Insanely scared of anyone with a skintone darker than a Klansman's hood, no real food to speak of (it's all brought in by immigrants), run by a bunch of old people who, again, are pretty racist when it comes down to it, obsessed with "securing the border" and making sure no one comes in
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I feel like back in the early 2000s English people on the internet were especially vocal and snobby about Americans for being boorish idiots and its incredibly vindicating to find out that they're just as fat and dumb as we are
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They have no idea how to speak English lol
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165 countries drive on the right side of the road. Only 75 countries drive on the left. Get with the times, Brits.
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roomtone posted:nobody eats jellied eels. these aren't sold anywhere i've ever been. Jellied Eels are eaten in the East End of London and almost nowhere else.
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So who are the Canadians of Europe, then? The Danes?
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Inoffensive, like their weed, generally chill but have a dark past they really don't like acknowledging I could see it
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Dec 21, 2021 02:34
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Whenever someone tries to take the piss out of how we talk they do either southern or cockney accents which is reasonable I guess because the south is where all the twats live
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i'm goin' cottaging wif me mates
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island where everyone is lawful evil and will openly admit it which confuses normal people
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Dec 21, 2021 02:56
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The deal is they got their asses handed to them by us
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Dec 21, 2021 03:04
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Takes em forever to get anything said because they got all these extra letters and syllables in their words. Just fuckin spit it out “mate” I ain’t got all day.
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 lmao jacob rees-mogg lookin like a fishman
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im gonna stuff him into a locker im gonna swirlir him and steal his lunch money even tho hes a man with kids
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Chrs posted:Whenever someone tries to take the piss out of how we talk they do either southern or cockney accents which is reasonable I guess because the south is where all the twats live you must be mayor of south england
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oldpainless posted:The deal is they got their asses handed to them by us an rear end kicking so brutal that everyone else in the world and got to kick them while they were down 
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do brits realize americans like scotland and ireland way more than them?
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[england type guy talking in the most insane made up accent possible in hopes to decieve the listener] o-oh no it's the other guys who are twats not me at all even though this entire country is half the size of iowa
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Mnoba posted:do brits realize americans like scotland and ireland way more than them? things scotland have given us ewan mcgregor things ireland have given us irish car bombs (both types) things britain have given us colonialism taxation without representation half the worlds global elite pedophiles (including the royal family) the slave trade
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neato burrito posted:They eat jellied eels! I would definitely like to try some one day as a minor culinary adventure; but there is something wrong with a population when this is a "traditional dish." Eating British for a "culinary adventure" is a little like going to Siberia for a vacation. Sure, it would certainly be different than you're used to. Sure, the truth is a bit more nuanced than the bleak and dire public perception. Sure, there are things there that would be memorable. But, all in all, it's a strange thing to choose to do to yourself, given all the other options out there.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Eating British for a "culinary adventure" is a little like going to Siberia for a vacation. Sure, it would certainly be different than you're used to. Sure, the truth is a bit more nuanced than the bleak and dire public perception. Sure, there are things there that would be memorable. But, all in all, it's a strange thing to choose to do to yourself, given all the other options out there. What like American food lol Serious question: How many American Michelin starred chefs are there?
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lmao yeah gonna get my food recs from some guys who make tires
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i feel like having bacon and scrambled eggs for breakfast, thanks thread!
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Dell_Zincht posted:What like American food lol 193 vs 166 for the UK  https://www.chefspencil.com/density-of-michelin-starred-restaurants/
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Without fail when Brits get really mad about the food jokes they immediately start bragging about curry.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:193 vs 166 for the UK Way to answer a totally different question than I asked https://trulyexperiences.com/blog/most-decorated-michelin-star-chefs/
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Dell_Zincht posted:Way to answer a totally different question than I asked I answered your question limey You asked how many Michelin star chefs there are. I answered. You then switched the question around because we kicked your rear end yet again Sorry that British "food" basically consists of boiled pasties smothered in parsnip sauce but in the real world we eat lots of different foods
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Grape posted:Without fail when Brits get really mad about the food jokes they immediately start bragging about curry. yep, like there's a lot of good food you can find in Britain but it ain't British food.
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what do brits eat for second breakfast?
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I answered your question limey I asked how many American Michelin starred chefs there are, not how many Michelin starred restaurants there are in America, dipshit. Even then your original answer isn't the boast you think it is, considering: "In the U.S., the Michelin Guide covers the states of California, New York, and Illinois, plus Washington D.C." California on it's own is at least twice the size of the UK, and I daresay New York has a similar density. Dell_Zincht fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Dec 21, 2021 |
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I was about to make a thread like this! I work with loads of British people and they're almost always the worst people to try and get along with. They never tell you how they really feel, hold grudges forever and become utterly psychopathic the moment they get into any position of power in the company. Brits are weird. Edit: referring to people from the south of England more than the rest of the UK. Spermanent Record fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Dec 21, 2021 |
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Spermanent Record posted:I was about to make a thread like this! There's a good reason we make the best bad guys in Hollywood films
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We Australians have the correct amount of Michelin starred chefs and restaurants.
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They are obsessed with Onanism. A term of endearment for a Briton is to be called any synonym of Onanist.
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these country-level observations are stupid bullshit which reveal prejudiced and nationalistic thinking being expressed in a way that is socially acceptable because the countries involved are predominantly white. yeah there are no true victims but it's all horseshit.
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