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Why does it seem like you have to pee more often when it's cold than when it's hot? I'll tell you why. Piss is stored in the balls. When it's cold, the balls shrink. Ergo, they can hold less piss and fill up faster, so you have to pee more often. This is science, people.
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Dec 20, 2021 19:24
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Yeah that makes perfect sense to me
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Dec 20, 2021 19:26
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legit answer your body uses calories to make pee which creates heat as a byproduct. one spring in the mountains it must have gotten to like -10c overnight and I peed actually like 15 times that night I was producing pee to live
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Dec 20, 2021 19:30
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You're probably enjoying more delicious beverages such as hot chocolate, or hot tea, OP!
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Dec 20, 2021 19:34
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The Walrus posted:legit answer your body uses calories to make pee which creates heat as a byproduct. But how small were your balls? epic random user posted:You're probably enjoying more delicious beverages such as hot chocolate, or hot tea, OP! Possibly. I mean, it's hard to stay hydrated when I'm peeing so much because my balls are just so small.
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Dec 20, 2021 19:40
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What if you're a girl AND you don't have balls OP. Your theory is full of holes.
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Dec 20, 2021 19:48
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i think you just drink more alcohol and maybe hot drinks in the winter op
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Dec 20, 2021 19:52
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People with poor underlying health (congenital heart defects, diabetes, cancer, certain autoimmune disorders, autism spectrum disorder) experience cold diuresis, which means that cold weather makes you need to urinate more frequently. This is because, when you’re cold, your body prepares to stave off hypothermia by constricting your blood vessels to prevent blood flow to your skin and extremities. This causes an increase in blood pressure, which your body then tries to regulate by forcing your kidneys to filter out excess fluid. This then makes you need to wee more often. Additionally, you sweat less in the colder months, meaning more fluid for your kidneys to process, making you need to wee more. So, if you already suffer from a bladder issue, such as an overactive bladder or urinary incontinence, you may find that your symptoms are worse when the weather is colder. If this sounds familiar to you, Dr Oz has a wide range of continence products to help manage your condition. Approved by dermatologists, comfortable and discreet.
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Dec 20, 2021 19:59
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:What if you're a girl AND you don't have balls OP. Your theory is full of holes. What the hell do you think tits are for?
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Dec 20, 2021 20:30
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pissing your pants is a great way to warm up on a chilly day
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Dec 20, 2021 20:53
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The Walrus posted:one spring in the mountains it must have gotten to like -10c overnight and I peed actually like 15 times that night I was producing pee to live This is actually caused by all the bacteria and protozoa that normally live on your skin taking shelter from the cold inside your urethra.
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Dec 20, 2021 20:54
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cuz u drink more
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Dec 20, 2021 20:55
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you pee at about the same interval measured in time-space pairs, but the time axis speeds up when it is cold while the space axes contract to compensate
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Dec 20, 2021 21:18
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Salt Fish posted:This is actually caused by all the bacteria and protozoa that normally live on your skin taking shelter from the cold inside your urethra. what about all the bacteria and protozoa that were already filling up my urethra?
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Dec 20, 2021 21:34
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The pee steams up inside the balls and because of the way the pipes are all laid out down there more often than not liquid comes out
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Dec 20, 2021 21:38
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hehehe urine!!!! 
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Dec 20, 2021 21:39
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:What if you're a girl AND you don't have balls OP. Your theory is full of holes. haha this guy doesn't know about lady balls
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Dec 20, 2021 21:41
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its true that the balls shrivel but also the penis shrivels and it causes your urethra to clap shut like the Doors of Durin
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Dec 20, 2021 22:14
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The Scientist posted:its true that the balls shrivel but also the penis shrivels and it causes your urethra to clap shut like the Doors of Durin Turn on your monitor.
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Dec 21, 2021 07:28
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personally i do it because i have a rather lengthy legal name and i write in cursive script
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Dec 21, 2021 07:32
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What about when i reach higher elevations OP, why am i pissin so much then smartypants???
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Dec 21, 2021 07:33
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surprised this isn't a nooner thread
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Dec 21, 2021 07:39
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Gonna make an effort to pee more this summer. Thanks thread!
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Dec 21, 2021 07:53
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Amount of beer consumption indoors is greater. Rather than being out on the patio or lake, you are inside re-watching Beerfest or Stop Making Sense. The moment you step away from the screen, the urge to let it rip is all consuming.
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Dec 21, 2021 08:08
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Jay_Zombie posted:Why does it seem like you have to pee more often when it's cold than when it's hot? Im a doctor this is how it works
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Dec 21, 2021 08:26
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The Walrus posted:legit answer your body uses calories to make pee which creates heat as a byproduct. What's that in American measurements? Like +46?
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Dec 21, 2021 08:38
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:What if you're a girl AND you don't have balls OP. Your theory is full of holes. Ladyballs are a thing. RepeatingMeme posted:What about when i reach higher elevations OP, why am i pissin so much then smartypants??? For the same reason you have to increase the oven temp when baking at high altitude. You increase your piss output by like 20% compared to sea level.
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Dec 21, 2021 17:20
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You have winter diabetes Stay safe
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