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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
It's the year of our lorde 2021 and the fact of the matter is Cocksucker no longer has the same negative implications.

For starters: people like to suck cocks. Secondly, people like to get their cocks sucked.

So in this thread i say we find a new goto insult. Something that would really make someone say hold up.

Eyesucker
Pooppoo eater
Loogie drinker
CockNOTsucker
UR MOM
Forums poster
Crypto broski

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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Soft butt

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Not soft butt

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Insults are abilist OP, please educate yourself

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
I came up with the name Androphile for guys who are not technically gay but they go on and on about how awesome men are and they idolize men they think are "giga-chads".

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Yaldabaoth posted:

I came up with the name Androphile for guys who are not technically gay but they go on and on about how awesome men are and they idolize men they think are "giga-chads".

giga-chad might be a better insult than Cocksucker

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


ShortyMR.CAT

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Butt face
Stink balls
Poopfarter
Kyle

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Nooner posted:

Insults are abilist OP, please educate yourself

Ur an abilist sucker

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

drat! Shut it down

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

Non-cock sucker.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
poo poo sipper

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Suck cocker

Scock ucker

Scatman

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
Genital Inhaler

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3984813&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post519211323

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
sperm burper is good

so is dickhead. it's underused, here in the "states"

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
the oldschool medical term for a prolapsed rear end hole is "patulous anus" this might work

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
Rectal Rinser

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

ShortyMR.CAT posted:


For starters: people like to suck cocks. Secondly, people like to get their cocks sucked.

Exactly. Cock sucking is cool and good, it's something I want to encourage, not judge people for doing.

Fuckstain
Shitstain
Fuckhead
Trump Supporter
Dickhead

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
The human equivalent of an uncomfortable piss boner

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




double cocksucker

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Olewithmilk posted:

Non-cock sucker.

:hmmyes:

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Uncle Enzo posted:

Exactly. Cock sucking is cool and good, it's something I want to encourage, not judge people for doing.

Fuckstain
Shitstain
Fuckhead
Trump Supporter
Dickhead



I support the gently caress-xxxx. Fuckhead is probably one of my favorite, fuckwad being another. Or, fuckwit

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

it's passed into ubiquity, divorced from it's original intent op. like idiot or moron.

suck my cock cocksucker

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
"poo poo stain"

"Scum bucket"

"Lowtax"

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


cum man

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




xsucker, for better inclusivity

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
rear end biter

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

blight rhino posted:

I support the gently caress-xxxx. Fuckhead is probably one of my favorite, fuckwad being another. Or, fuckwit

Fucksucker

e: someone who sucks at loving

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011



Suck my dick you fuckman

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Krustface

Ham slayer

Pork likcer

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

I would like “elon” to be a pejorative pls

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Dick eater. Like they’re some kind of despicable freak that eats severed human dicks.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
Ding dong.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Dick eater. Like they’re some kind of despicable freak that eats severed human dicks.

armin meiwes paid his debt to society

aceface
Dec 27, 2017

Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Bring back "num nuts"

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


aceface posted:

Bring back "num nuts"

wtf when did it go away? i say this all the time.

Crespolini
Mar 9, 2014

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

For starters: people like to suck cocks. Secondly, people like to get their cocks sucked.

hm? what's that got to do with it being an insult? :raise: you're not making any sense, op...

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

aceface posted:

Bring back "num nuts"

Ableist against paraplegic people and those with congenitally numb nuts.

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Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
I saw someone use “you sentient hemorrhoid” on a forum the other day, and I kinda liked the cadence of it.

But it’s too bulky for everyday use.

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