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Something Awful forums poster.Yaldabaoth posted:I came up with the name Androphile for guys who are not technically gay but they go on and on about how awesome men are and they idolize men they think are "giga-chads". Before the word "gay" was widely used to refer to a homosexual man the common term was actually "homophile".
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fart huffer
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Penis wrinkle.
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cock cyst
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I've been trying to work distinctly UK-sounding insults into my lexicon, like 'helmet', 'muppet' and 'numpty.' They don't really work unless you have the accent, though. Also, 'fartknocker' always made me laugh. What the hell is a fartknocker? I suspect it might be homophobic, unfortunately - at least in the same way that 'cocksucker' is.
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Mister Speaker posted:I've been trying to work distinctly UK-sounding insults into my lexicon, like 'helmet', 'muppet' and 'numpty.' They don't really work unless you have the accent, though. There's a lot of good ones that are short and hard on consonants, which work great for insults. Div, git, berk (burk?), bint, clot, yob (yobbo). I'm probably using some of them incorrectly as an American, but I really enjoy the breadth of vocabulary they afford in communicating my annoyance, and they probably just confuse most people anyway.
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Yeah, and let's just invent coldfusion while we are at it.....
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Buck Futt
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dimbis ding dong cock ignorer dinglehopper
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Fartknocker Dillweed Somethingawful poster
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How about the british thing of just using regular words, like you call them a cabbage or a doorknob or something. When I get mad I say "go suck your thumb". It really throws people off cause they always got a reply for go gently caress yourself.
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Sock Cucker
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The Scientist posted:the oldschool medical term for a prolapsed rear end hole is "patulous anus" this might work Pretty sure that is one of the spells they say in those Harry Potter movies.
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Jag off Jack hoff
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Deqx-Xb-yHY
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kntfkr posted:cock cyst  a fine strategy, to focus on universally unpopular phenomena, like “dickrash” or “sacksore”e: this could be applied to any sex and/or genital configuration but iirc we don’t use that word in gbs SatansOnion fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Dec 21, 2021 |
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Piss Guzzler is pretty good
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Shitlips Ape gorilla Sweatclown Saint feces Three alarm hemorrhoid Molding-at-home Pillsbury Catboy
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sockfucker, op
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I've found myself fond of 'cock holster' as it denotes a place for a cock to be put without implying gratification on either party. Think this should last for a while until my next HR meeting.
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you don't need to insult others OP, just tell them the truth
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"dickhead" has been going strong for about 40 years and I don't personally see it going away anytime soon
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CPL593H posted:Something Awful forums poster. I came up with another insult: Pig Dicks, for people who think having a dick and pale skin like a pig makes them superior to everyone who doesn't.
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:"dickhead" has been going strong for about 40 years and I don't personally see it going away anytime soon One time I was checking out an elementary school for rich kids to see if I would go there, and a kid was showing me and my lil sister around (we were 8 to 11 I think), and some kid called him a dickhead. He (the kid being called a dickhead) was a cool black kid whose father was an insanely rich and famous football player, who my family knew. He sobbed and sobbed like he’d been stabbed in the liver, but apparently it was just the first time anybody had ever called him a dickhead, and it really, really hurt his feelings. He went to see the school nurse and me and my sister were left to ourselves until mom picked us up. This was pre-cellphones. Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Dec 21, 2021 |
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I will never forget early middle school, when the nerdy white boy in our class had enough of Shamika's bullying him. After several minutes of quiet ribbing, he stood up, slammed his book down and screamed, "YOU KNOW WHAT SHAMIKA?! YOURE A RASPBERRY!!!!" The whole class roared. Poor guy.
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Turd burglar poo poo bird gently caress stain
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Buttplugger was a popular insult in grade school. Jokes on them. I love plugging butts.
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stickydick. implies the man not clean his prick
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:It's the year of our lorde 2021 and the fact of the matter is Cocksucker no longer has the same negative implications... Suck my dick you fuckman.
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I like "smoothbrain", it hits like the R slur but no one has yet called it ablist. I mean, one of you surely will, but for now I'll enjoy it. If it ever gets cancelled I'll switch to a sarcastic "way to go, big brain" Also the simple stuff like "jerk" and "punk" with the right delivery can be more insulting than proper curses. It's like getting roasted by Ned Flanders and just infuriates some people if you execute correctly.
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Gamer
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