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President in Residence
May 12, 2003


The agent could have easily moved out of the way in the time it took for her to deliver that one-liner. Especially considering that it had literally been dodging bullets just seconds before.

What's up with that?

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I've never seen Space Jam, op

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

President in Residence posted:

The agent could have easily moved out of the way in the time it took for her to deliver that one-liner. Especially considering that it had literally been dodging bullets just seconds before.

What's up with that?

It was a reverse psychology trick

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Blue pill, please.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

President in Residence posted:

The agent could have easily moved out of the way in the time it took for her to deliver that one-liner. Especially considering that it had literally been dodging bullets just seconds before.

What's up with that?

The Matrix partially works the way you think it does, since it's software running on your own brain. That means the Rule of Cool is real there.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

Okay I think I will

President in Residence
May 12, 2003


The Bloop posted:

The Matrix partially works the way you think it does, since it's software running on your own brain. That means the Rule of Cool is real there.

Good point.

President in Residence
May 12, 2003


Does she say the line again in the new movie? No spoilers please.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

President in Residence posted:

Does she say the line again in the new movie? No spoilers please.

now she says "Dodge this - again."

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Dodge Harder.

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

i can explain this with ease OP. it’s called ping

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Mozi posted:

now she says "Dodge this - again."

Dodge it again for the first time

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
she still says "dodge this" but now she runs him over with a car

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀

President in Residence posted:

The agent could have easily moved out of the way in the time it took for her to deliver that one-liner. Especially considering that it had literally been dodging bullets just seconds before.

What's up with that?

HE WAS PROCESSING YOU MORON

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
You can’t dodge piss OP

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Big Beef City posted:

Dodge it again for the first time

feel like an agent
dodging for the very first time

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Dodge me once shame on me. Dodge me twice, you can't dodge me twice.
~ tRinITy

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
She was referring to the inevitability of old age and death, which not even a sentient program can evade forever.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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They should just inject their own sentient programs into the matrix

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Chik-Fil-Atrix

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 27 days!)

agents don't have a humour module, so 'dodge this' was a tactical move which trinity knew would confuse him. the agent was thinking 'is she a fool? it would be so easy for me to dodge a bullet, especially after such a delay. what is the meaning of this state-' - and then he gets shot in the head.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
she said dodge this op and then he was not able to dodge it hth

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
He gave up, OP, he was depressed and just so sick of dodging bullets all day.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

You can't dodge a fart.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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it sounds like you are talking about a movie for babies

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
Hmm, this Matrix movie seems to have a glaring plothole. Cannot recommend it be watched.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
If you re-watch the Matrix you realize that the movie would have turned out the same even if Neo had done absolutely nothing.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Applewhite posted:

If you re-watch the Matrix you realize that the movie would have turned out the same even if Neo had done absolutely nothing.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
When she said "Dodge this" she was referring to the incredible 1999 Dodge Neon with superior suspension and handling. This compact car is truly "the one!"

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Why didn't the machines just like, pop Neo's battery pod thing out and mulch it

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

In the new one she says "Doge this" and then pulls out a shiba inu to appeal to the youths.

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

she still says "dodge this" but now she runs him over with a car
"Dodge this Dodge".

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
in the new movie she says "doge this" and then transfers agent smith some crypto

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
When she said "Dodge this" she actually just murdered an innocent helicopter pilot.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Check it out

Doge this ha ha that dog in the picture looks so silly ha ha "Doge"

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
It's pronounced Doge you doofus

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
If u snort the red pill do u become an uber incel?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The Lego Movie was the only Matrix reboot we need and it ended the way The Matrix should have ended: with The One sharing his powers with everyone and affecting a real systemic change.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
So how bad is the new movie

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Full Metal Jackass posted:

So how bad is the new movie

It's very bad.

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