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fellow antifa supersoldiers, the time is now to strike at the heart of the american empire and end the subsidies to Hasbro for good. red dawn was only half the picture; green dusk is the other half still to be realized. beta team will suck santa off his sleigh, turtlicious team will take on the reindeer, keto statin goon team is going to eat all the christmas hams across the country, dumb lowtax is going to sterilize the frozen bonbon factory out of existence, smythe and tiny toes are taking on the elfheim, and i of course am going to listen to podcasts. and of course who can forget the mods, they have the most important job of all, while santa is being distracted they will snatch the naughty and nice list... for safe keeping. for anyone without an assigned position, please report to the local DSA for instructions. unfulfilled positions include: - changing cashier small-talk greetings to enrage christmas believers into a frenzy sowing chaos and destruction - renaming all the walmart barcodes to say holiday trees - going back in time to carry the virgin mary's printer thereby god never has sex with her - making more blue checkmark tweets about Santa Baby being problematic - gender neutralizing frosty the snowthing anything else we're missing? soros checks will be coming on boxing day, but because i ordered a lot of literal last-minute amazon gifts expect delays happy christmas eve-eve
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Santa is one of us though, gives out free stuff while dressed in red?
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i know how to turn a soup can into a wifi antenna that can disable or reprogram a reindeer in the air
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Remember, when smuggling contraband into the country on your holiday travel, say "merry Christmas" instead of "happy holidays" to the customs agent Definitely don't wink at them and say "it's gonna be a white Christmas" tho
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Xaris posted:beta team will suck santa off I want to volunteer for beta team
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Xaris posted:- gender neutralizing frosty the snowthing lol
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marching on the north pole with menorah-tipped polearms
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im planting a yule log on everyones lawn
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wearing a feather headress and making the racist native american battle cry thing where you flap your hand on your mouth: we will reclaim this land one snow roach scalp at a time
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asking the band heilung to sing a christmas song and instead they shoved me into a cage made of spears and shields and are currently chanting for 6 hours this is embarassing also the trans-siberian orchestra is a farce no one in the band is from siberia
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Bideo James posted:also the trans-siberian orchestra is a farce i saw one of their live shows once it was badass
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Smythe posted:i saw one of their live shows once it was badass yeah i have a neighbor who puts up xmas lights too
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only way to win the war on christmas is to make it a total war. crush every last plastic santa decoration under tank threads. napalm entire forests so there's no trees left. drop nerve gas on the north pole you're all a bunch of libs, anarchists, and/or trots!
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heating up giant plastic candy cane lawn ornaments with a hair dryer and wrapping them around the trees. i call them “ Santa’s Neckties”
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Bideo James posted:asking the band heilung to sing a christmas song and instead they shoved me into a cage made of spears and shields and are currently chanting for 6 hours
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I've sent in the Martians to conquer Christmas Town 
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Mariah Carey has defected to our side and now the only thing retail workers get stuck in their heads is her honestly pretty good rendition of The Internationale, not gonna lie.
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Smythe posted:wearing a feather headress and making the racist native american battle cry thing where you flap your hand on your mouth: we will reclaim this land one snow roach scalp at a time Ms Warren, I didn't know you were a goon
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Christmas is through, it's finished, he's had it, Santa's practical defenses are laughable. That fat man spent all his resources building a world class information gathering apparatus only to have no conventional forces at all. What a fool
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Seatbelts posted:Christmas is through, it's finished, he's had it, Santa's practical defenses are laughable. yet knowing when you are sleeping has to have a tactical upside
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santa knows when you are masturbating which seems pretty hosed up to me that he's watching millions of people ejaculate every second
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Santa died centuries ago and we don't know how to say goodbye. This isn't what he would have wanted.
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Ben Nerevarine posted:Santa died centuries ago and we don't know how to say goodbye. This isn't what he would have wanted. he lived bitch and he's coming for you
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Ben Nerevarine posted:Santa died centuries ago and we don't know how to say goodbye. This isn't what he would have wanted. RIP Santa Claus (1818-83)
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Santa Claus died in 343 AD
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The Santa Clausmunist Manifesto
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