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fellow antifa supersoldiers, the time is now to strike at the heart of the american empire and end the subsidies to Hasbro for good. red dawn was only half the picture; green dusk is the other half still to be realized. beta team will suck santa off his sleigh, turtlicious team will take on the reindeer, keto statin goon team is going to eat all the christmas hams across the country, dumb lowtax is going to sterilize the frozen bonbon factory out of existence, smythe and tiny toes are taking on the elfheim, and i of course am going to listen to podcasts. and of course who can forget the mods, they have the most important job of all, while santa is being distracted they will snatch the naughty and nice list... for safe keeping. for anyone without an assigned position, please report to the local DSA for instructions. unfulfilled positions include: - changing cashier small-talk greetings to enrage christmas believers into a frenzy sowing chaos and destruction - renaming all the walmart barcodes to say holiday trees - going back in time to carry the virgin mary's printer thereby god never has sex with her - making more blue checkmark tweets about Santa Baby being problematic - gender neutralizing frosty the snowthing anything else we're missing? soros checks will be coming on boxing day, but because i ordered a lot of literal last-minute amazon gifts expect delays happy christmas eve-eve
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santa knows when you are masturbating which seems pretty hosed up to me that he's watching millions of people ejaculate every second
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