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You can buy her a human skeleton, ladies love bones, or so that's what I heard whispered in my head. https://www.boneroom.com/store/c46/Human_Skeletons.html
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for sale: bones, never used
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 19:31 |
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3979339 Let her pick anything, but I may not be able to get it to you by Christmas [full disclosure]
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 19:40 |
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Mr. Meagles posted:coffee mug that says #1 wife I read this as "coffee mug that says $1 wife" laughed and now I kinda want one.
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 19:41 |
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give her the ol razzle dazzle
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 19:46 |
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numberoneposter posted:give her the ol razzle dazzle wives love that
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 20:19 |
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Zachack posted:Intriguing. CVS does have a lot of junk for cheap. As long as I'm careful about her answer not being stupid (thus annoying her) this could be a winner. And maybe pot. I just stopped by CVS and it was the most packed I've ever seen it lol. Man, a bit late for Christmas shopping I'd say.
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 20:36 |
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Spinz posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3979339 This is a good idea too.
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 20:38 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:This is a good idea too. When da gently caress did u get IK
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 20:39 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:When da gently caress did u get IK wondering this as well & about the dad gay av
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 20:40 |
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Get her meth
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 20:46 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:When da gently caress did u get IK Like... almost a year ago or something. It's for the Sci Fi forum. My interests wax and wane dramatically so I haven't been in there in a while. hot cocoa on the couch posted:wondering this as well & about the dad gay av This was an old one that I've been meaning to put back up again. Finally pulled the trigger. I got it after lowtax banned me for thinking I told him to gently caress off (it was actually towards another poster, this was well before he was a creep). Spin drew it and I like it a lot.
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 20:50 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Like... almost a year ago or something. It's for the Sci Fi forum. Thats cra,crazy,
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 20:50 |
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An air freshener for your stank-rear end dick A cameo video Alucard fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Dec 24, 2021 |
# ? Dec 24, 2021 20:54 |
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Alucard posted:A cameo video I'll recommend this. I got a Cameo of Michael Biehn for the Aliens thread and he lazily and drunkenly pulled through. A++++
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 21:14 |
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print out this thread and fold it into a card behind the folded up thread, she will find a hand drawn penis and balls and the words "merry christmas, wife. i love you."
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 21:15 |
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Spinz posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3979339 Agreed a bit late but I will show her the thread, not sure if that's what she likes but you never know. pennywise the frown posted:I'll recommend this. I got a Cameo of Michael Biehn for the Aliens thread and he lazily and drunkenly pulled through. A++++ quote:guess you don't need rear end play when you both are the literal definition of a stick in the mud quote:Get her meth $1 Wife mug is now on the list along with thread card, goonetsy, pot, advent calendar where on the 24th the "door" that opens is anal, Stabler cameo.
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 21:53 |
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$1 Wife
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# ? Dec 24, 2021 21:59 |
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One of those anime pillows with Goku on it
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# ? Dec 25, 2021 01:58 |
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Your wife sounds like she sucks OP
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# ? Dec 25, 2021 02:56 |
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don't say mean things about her, she's going to read it in the folded up thread printout
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# ? Dec 25, 2021 03:09 |
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Buttplugs. Lots and lots of buttplugs. His and hers buttplugs.
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# ? Dec 25, 2021 03:31 |
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Double sided butt plugs. It's a bonding experience. Trust me. I know.
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# ? Dec 25, 2021 03:48 |
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You Are A Elf posted:Buttplugs. Lots and lots of buttplugs. Then double it
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# ? Dec 25, 2021 04:07 |
you could give 'r a special bedroom treat
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# ? Dec 25, 2021 04:10 |
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get her a nintendo switch and breath of the wild, it's good and she will love it
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# ? Dec 25, 2021 04:16 |
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Get her sister a boyfriend who is me because I'm so lonely please help me oh god.
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# ? Dec 25, 2021 04:20 |
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How bout a nice jar of pickles? Everyone likes some pickles.
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# ? Dec 25, 2021 04:21 |
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Get her an orgasm. I'm sure you can find someone to help out.Jose posted:do it you coward its fun Did you finally get it in the butt? Congratulations.
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# ? Dec 25, 2021 04:38 |
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when I was off at university my aunt once got me a jar of anchovies (like a full pint) and I wasn't impressed at the time until the week I cracked it open and just snacked on anchovies for a while and then I realised it was an amazing gift. So jar of anchovies.
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# ? Dec 25, 2021 04:50 |
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"I ain't loving my wife's rear end because she says she has to peg me!" You idiot. You fool. You absolute buffoon. There is no clearer case of a win/win scenario.
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# ? Dec 25, 2021 04:56 |
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Zachack posted:
https://www.baseballism.com/collections/hand-bags/products/alison-tote-bag-and-clutch-bag I got my wife this purse and she loved it. "A designer cinch tote and clutch constructed from the highest quality of dark chocolate baseball glove leather. The Alison Tote features home plate patch work, a baseball cinch clasp and a canvas lining screened with Baseballism's trade mark gold print."
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# ? Dec 25, 2021 04:57 |
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You should get your wife a wife of her own. C'mon man, stop hogging all the wives!
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# ? Dec 25, 2021 05:42 |
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This year get your spouse a new, better spouse so they don't ever have to deal with your goon rear end again
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# ? Dec 25, 2021 05:46 |
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balldo
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# ? Dec 25, 2021 05:51 |
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Slip posted:balldo OP doesn't want his wife to enjoy herself sexually, they have mentioned this already.
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# ? Dec 25, 2021 05:55 |
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Your wife sounds like she sucks OP No she's good. quote:OP doesn't want his wife to enjoy herself sexually, they have mentioned this already. quote:get her a nintendo switch and breath of the wild, it's good and she will love it quote:How bout a nice jar of pickles? Everyone likes some pickles. quote:Baseball purse
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# ? Dec 25, 2021 06:47 |
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I hope u and ur wife had a nice anniversary OP (:
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# ? Dec 25, 2021 07:00 |