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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm garbage. Sorry that I even posted.

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
How drunk are you right now, OP?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
These things happen

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hahahahahhahahaa, you're a HUGE piece of poo poo you stupid bastard






oh wait, you're me

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Devils Affricate posted:

How drunk are you right now, OP?

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Devils Affricate posted:

How drunk are you right now, OP?
well based on that question, substantially more than you

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
The first step is admitting it OP

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Looks like you drank the sad booze op. Try the jolly booze

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Beefed Owl posted:

The first step is admitting it OP
im a human and i kill my pain with alcohol yes

dc3k
Feb 18, 2003

what.
gently caress yeah dude same

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
I got a dog dick

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The Scientist posted:

I got a dog dick

Where do you keep it

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

Dolphin posted:

im a human and i kill my pain with alcohol yes

have you tried smoking pot

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Scientist posted:

I got a dog dick
20 bucks

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Dolphin posted:

well based on that question, substantially more than you

It takes one to know one, I'm drunk as gently caress

What are you drinking? My friend gave me this weird mountain dew for christmas so I mixed it with vodka

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

Devils Affricate posted:

It takes one to know one, I'm drunk as gently caress

What are you drinking? My friend gave me this weird mountain dew for christmas so I mixed it with vodka

Did RTDs/Alcopops ever make their way stateside? This is the sort of nasty poo poo that teenagers would drink here.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Devils Affricate posted:

It takes one to know one, I'm drunk as gently caress

What are you drinking? My friend gave me this weird mountain dew for christmas so I mixed it with vodka
i just drank the last of everything

also i ruined everything yesterday

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
oh poo poo here's some mouthwash, didn't know i had this

bottoms up you stupid bitches!

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
btw gently caress you too

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Dolphin posted:

btw gently caress you too

gently caress you as well, without a rubber.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Beartaco posted:

Did RTDs/Alcopops ever make their way stateside? This is the sort of nasty poo poo that teenagers would drink here.

Dude I have no clue what those words mean

Dolphin posted:

i just drank the last of everything

also i ruined everything yesterday

Ok but just ruining stuff doesn't make you significantly drunker than me. It might make you feel like you rightfully deserve to be drunker than me, but it doesn't actually make you like that

e: mouthwash is only like 10% abv, you're gonna barf out all the real drinks you've had before you get an effect from the listerine

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Let's post things to cheer dolphin guy upp

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I've been drinking white russians and old milwaukee tonight. Don't have any shame at all as white russians are really good drinks.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I've been drinking white russians and old milwaukee tonight. Don't have any shame at all as white russians are really good drinks.
good to see you again slick goku baby. im drunk and its christmas do you want to nestle inside my butthole

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
White russians are good, but try replacing the milk with baileys.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I've been drinking white russians and old milwaukee tonight. Don't have any shame at all as white russians are really good drinks.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Nah, you're okay and you deserve a nice piece of fruit and a friendly hug.

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
Op ypu gotta know when to hold 'em and know when to fold 'em

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
The only easy day was yesterday

Icept
Jul 11, 2001
OP go make yourself a nice big cup of tea with honey, milk, whatever you want. Really put your feet up and take some deep breaths. Think about all the people rushing around and realize you're free to enjoy the day without any hassle.

Then clean your loving place you disgusting piece of poo poo.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
giant loving tiddies

big boobs

big big boobadoobs

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls



Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Don't post that

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
This guy sucks but he's the boss of everyone

Just kidding op be kind to yourself

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

You’re not so bad. Cheer up

hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005
The bar is pretty low for humanity right now, op. I mean, as long as you haven't shot anybody, I'll give you a pass.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
NEVER be sorry for posting

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Dolphin posted:

giant loving tiddies

big boobs

big big boobadoobs

Now we're talkin

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Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

Devils Affricate posted:

Dude I have no clue what those words mean





Alcopops are sweet, premixed alcoholic drinks. Like Run with some lemonade or juice. One popular example would be Bacardi Breezer. The alcohol content was comparable with beer. They are convenient, give a mellow buzz, and due to their sweetness, kinda yummy, especially if you don't like alcohol that much but still want to drink with the other party-goers.

They gained huge popularity during the oughts, especially among teens (think for example how in Germany kids can buy drinks with low-ish alcoholic content). This led to fears that alcopops might represent a gateway to alcoholism. I don't know how their story ended because eventually I stopped being a teen.

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