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If you're reading this, you've nearly survived 2021. Are you proud of a specific sporting or outdoorsy accomplishment? Go on a good hike? Catch a notable fish? Cross a goal off your cycling bucket list? Immortalize your 2021 forever on your Something Awful Forums Rap Sheet! Imagine how proud your great great great grand niblings three times removed will be, showing off your 2021 achievements to their pals in Mars Terradome 3. Here's how it works: - Post with the thing you'd like emblazoned on your rapsheet. Include a photo, if you'd like. Must be SFW and follow the forum rules. - I will give you a sixxer with that thing as the reason. - It becomes part of your permanent record. - You may ask for dealer's choice, and I'll come up with a lie that will look good to future romantic partners and/or job interviews. - Offer good until January 1! Just to make it perfectly clear, a Sixxer is a six hour probation, but fun! Safety Dance fucked around with this message at 14:41 on Dec 29, 2021 |
# ? Dec 27, 2021 21:50 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 14:47 |
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I'll go first! I hit 1000 miles on my bike this year! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 27, 2021 21:51 |
I played the most disc golf this year than any other year by a long shot. Could have gotten many more in if I hadn't managed to find a job this fall but I'm okay with that. https://i.postimg.cc/dtwy3dBq/IMG-20211228-085512.jpg (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 16:00 |
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Started sport climbing. Prior to 2021 I was only bouldering in the gym and even then I had taken a couple years off that. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 16:01 |
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Foraged more than thirty pounds of edible mushrooms this year - maitake, black trumpets, oysters, and chicken of the woods. And completed my first 10K in over a decade. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 16:29 |
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I took up painting. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Agrinja fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Dec 28, 2021 |
# ? Dec 28, 2021 17:34 |
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Did my first 500k race this year. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 17:47 |
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Did my first metric century! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 18:31 |
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I hiked 54 miles in October on the Ice Age Trail in Wisconsin! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 19:30 |
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I climbed my first (and 2nd, 3rd and 4th) outdoor V5 (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) KingColliwog fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Dec 28, 2021 |
# ? Dec 28, 2021 19:40 |
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I knocked out the last of the ultra prominent peaks in Utah so I'm 8/8 in this state I also just wanna say this is my first time getting something on my rap sheet, I feel like a real poster now (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Hotel Kpro fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Dec 28, 2021 |
# ? Dec 28, 2021 19:54 |
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Climbed my first v5! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 20:07 |
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I just got on medicare and I did this, this year: Beat my time for this ride from 2017 by 45 minutes even with 1000 ft. more climbing. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) VideoGameVet fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Dec 28, 2021 |
# ? Dec 28, 2021 21:45 |
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VideoGameVet posted:I just got on medicare and I did this, this year: E: nm
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 22:52 |
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I finally got my car painted. Not really that great, so I'll take dealer's choice. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 28, 2021 23:19 |
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Frozen Pizza Party posted:I finally got my car painted. Not really that great, so I'll take dealer's choice. I drove a Supra of that model from LA to SF for the 1st MacWorld Show (January 1985). Nice memory.
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 00:28 |
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I lost 80 lbs by getting more exercise (walking a LOT) and counting calories. I ran 3 miles in about 36 minutes. It's not fast, but it's way better than I expected. I did a pull up! First time in like 25 years. Almost did 2. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 01:52 |
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After years of being a lazy fat lump of crap I started walking again a little, culminating in a 4-mile ramble last month. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 02:48 |
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I just want to say, I'm so proud of all of you! Keep 'em coming!
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 03:31 |
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100,000 feet of vert on my mountain bike on dirt. That was my goal for the season. Just snuck by it. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 03:50 |
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I hit an important driving milestone. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 05:54 |
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Climbed two v9 (indoor) boulders in a week. Weather has kept me from doing the same outside but I hope next year! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 06:34 |
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I recovered from long covid (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 09:19 |
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New personal best Native Brookie: (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 14:47 |
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Earlier this year my first child was born, and after six months I was able to get back out to the desert for some good ol' peak climbing. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 29, 2021 18:57 |
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I hate climbing and I'm fat so I decided to ride my bike up Mt. Washington. Really dumb loving idea. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 02:00 |
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Nothing that happened to me in 2021 deserves enshrinement. Dealer's choice me please. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 02:31 |
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https://i.imgur.com/5HSC1g2.mp4 dukkadukkadukka (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 03:38 |
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Moot .1415926535 posted:https://i.imgur.com/5HSC1g2.mp4 I don't know if that video's going to show up right in your rapsheet. Do you want me to do it anyway?
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 04:11 |
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In 2021 I got a new hiking buddy and I am extremely grateful about that (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 30, 2021 10:09 |
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I biked the great north trail. it was 1,200 km and was my first proper off road long distance tour! i have approx 500million photos but this one of the trail just meandering off into the fog was rad. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) hemale in pain fucked around with this message at 13:52 on Dec 30, 2021 |
# ? Dec 30, 2021 13:29 |
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Safety Dance posted:I don't know if that video's going to show up right in your rapsheet. Do you want me to do it anyway? Sure why not
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# ? Dec 31, 2021 19:51 |
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the best fish (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Dec 31, 2021 20:11 |
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Enfys posted:
This one's betta (this is not my achievement, I'll post an actual achievement later)
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# ? Dec 31, 2021 20:21 |
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I joined a bike co-op, learned to work on bikes, and built a bike up from the frame using parts bin components. And I never quite hit my goal of a 50km ride, but I'm proud to have even gotten this close. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 1, 2022 03:01 |
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Trudged through 10 miles of mud and water in big cypress preserve! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 1, 2022 03:25 |
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After obsessing about being in shape for bike racing the past 30 years, I finally dialed it back and started hiking. The high point was a 4 day hike, 45 miles, over the entire length of the Transcatalina Trail. This was also the first time I ever slept outside in a tent and sleeping bag. We used a gear haul service, but in 2022 we plan to do some actually hikes where we carry our own gear. I am soooking forward to it. Hit me! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 1, 2022 04:25 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 14:47 |
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Alright, I think it's 2022 in just about every time zone by now. It makes me so happy you all achieved so much in 2021, and I wish you the very best in this coming year. Sixxers incoming!
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# ? Jan 1, 2022 17:35 |