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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
A friend of mine was well into his 20s when he learned that the AC/DC song "Dirty Deeds" had the lyrics "dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap." He thought it was:

Dirty deeds, thunder chief
Dirty deeds, thunder chief
Dirty deeds, thunder chief
Dirty deeds and the thunder chief
Dirty deeds and the thunder chief

This is of no relation to my username, but if it were changed to Thunder Chief McHeath I would not be upset.

:justpost: some lyrics you or someone you know has misheard and let us laugh at you or them.

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!
I'm blue
I'm in need of a guy
I'm in neeeeed of a guy

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

We're going to eat pizza

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
mmmmbop
stick it in my mmmmbop
jam it up in my mmmbop
stick it in my yeah-yeah-ie-yeah

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!
Thaaaats where we want to go
Way down in Kokomo

I want. To eat. That mount of rotten steak.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
blee blop blee blop in my hands
is in my hands again
blah blah blah bleee blooo

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Scuse me while i kiss this guy

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!
One of these things is not like the other
One of these things is not like the other, one of your plays
You're the pretender
What if I say I will never surrender


vvv Edit: lol vvv

mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Dec 29, 2021

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Well don't go around tonight
Well it's bound to take your life
There's a bathroom on the right

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
when i was young i knew everything
and she a pumpkin ever really took a vice
now im guild stricken sobbin with my head on the floor
stoppin babys breath and chute full of rice now

can't be held responsibible

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
little douche poop

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I'm here
To remind you
of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me

---
Blinded by the Light
Wrapped up like a douche another runner in the night.

---
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7my5baoCVv8

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Once I had a love it was a gas
Soon turned out had a fart of glass

Once more you opened the door
And you're here in my fart
And my fart will go on

My fart
My fart
Kickstart my fart

I've been locked inside your fart-shaped box for weeks

Last Christmas
I gave you my fart

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
I got two chickens to paralyze

roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy
in smells like teen spirit when kurt sings 'my libido' i thought he was saying 'i'm a paedo'. until about 2 minutes ago. i always thought it was weird that nobody ever commented on that.

roomtone fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Dec 29, 2021

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl1TjH_MBRE

WhyZodiac
Oct 29, 2015

Ramrod XTreme
Embarrassingly enough, I always thought it was "I would do anything for love but I won't wear hats"

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


roomtone posted:

in smells like teen spirit when kurt sings 'my libido' i thought he was saying 'i'm a paedo'. until about 2 minutes ago. i always thought it was weird that nobody ever commented on that.

I only know the actual lyrics because they're on a cards against humanity card.


Also

You get your money for nothing and your checks for free.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
EVERYBODY PANTS NOW

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
sprocketman
turning out his gears up there, alone

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Who ya gonna call?

THOSE BASTARDS!

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
what's up with that?
ya'll cowards don't even smoke crack

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
I don't wanna wait for our wives to be over

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!
You can dance if you want to,
You can leave your friends behind,
Because if you won't dance and if you want pants well you're,
No friend of mine

You can dance
You can dance
Everybody look at your pants

Shiney McShine
Oct 12, 2010

paperwork
Personal Earpiece
Don't give up the fight!

We sick an' tired of your lizards kissin'

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Nobody does it like Sara Lee

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020
Bohemian rhapsody

Spare him his life from this one sausagie!

SPIRIT HALLOWEEN SALE
Nov 5, 2017
Sue me, yes.
Threaten no more
To secure Pete's rear end
To prepare for war



How has this song not become a CHUD anthem?

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Ive been choking on a male chode
All the live long day

Ive been choking on a male chode
Cuz obama turned me gay

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I think I was your friend OP I always sang it that way :(

On the freeway on a voice of reason

I wanna say, I'm gonna leave it again

One the saw her on the piece of weather.

Something something wizard on a whale.

Box or a bag?

Goddammit Eddie Vetter stop mubling wtf is 'Yellow Ledbetter' supposed to be about?

Nam Taf
Jun 25, 2005

I am Fat Man, hear me roar!

Pour one out for Alanis Morissette's cross-eyed bear

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

She’s got a chicken to ride, but she don’t care

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
shame on a leaver
who try to run game on amiga
who run right into river

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

roomtone posted:

in smells like teen spirit when kurt sings 'my libido' i thought he was saying 'i'm a paedo'. until about 2 minutes ago. i always thought it was weird that nobody ever commented on that.

Were you aware the band is American?

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
If you wanna be my lover
you gotta get rid of my friends

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
hentai
kill 'em with the low

YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Dec 29, 2021

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Treecko posted:

I think I was your friend OP I always sang it that way :(

On the freeway on a voice of reason

I wanna say, I'm gonna leave it again

One the saw her on the piece of weather.

Something something wizard on a whale.

Box or a bag?

Goddammit Eddie Vetter stop mubling wtf is 'Yellow Ledbetter' supposed to be about?

You made me look this up because I could never parse it either

Eddie Vedder posted:


Unsealed on a porch a letter sat
Then you said I wanna leave it again
Once I saw her on a beach of weathered sand
And on the sand I wanna leave it again, yeah
On a weekend wanna wish it all away
And they called and I said that I want what I said
And then I call out again
And the reason oughtta leave her calm, I know
I said I don't know whether I'm the boxer or the bag
Oh yeah, can you see them
Out on the porch
Yeah but they don't wave
I see them
'Round the front way, yeah
And I know and I know I don't want to stay
Make me cry
I see
I don't know, there's something else
I wanna drum it all away
Oh, I said I don't, I don't know whether I'm the boxer or the bag
Oh yeah, can you see them
Out on the porch
Yeah but they don't wave
I see them
'Round the front way, yeah
And I know and I know I don't want to stay
I don't wanna stay
I don't wanna stay
I don't wanna stay, oh no
Yeah
Oh, oh
Oh, oh

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Smoke, and then wander.
Smoke, and then wander.

Chris Pistols
Oct 20, 2008

Piss Crystals
I wanna know
Have you ever seen Lorraine?

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Uncle Lloyd
Sep 2, 2019
"Sometimes I wish a water bear will find me/Till then I walk alone"

I thought the guy was depressed and wanted to die of violent bear attack. What's a water bear? gently caress if I know.

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