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Winter Olympics are in a few months, so I know this is a little bit down to the wire, but I think we could slide some in. I'm sure the IOC is always looking to spice up the Olympiad.
Gun Ski-Blast down a hill as fast as possible while trying to shoot at targets. Points on target reduce from overall time but for every audience member, opponent, or member of press you wing...your time will be reduced even more! That's right! The IOC is doubling down on it's commitment to prove they don't care whether you live or die!
Horse Skating-Figure skating...but with a horse!
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Sep 13, 2022
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May 4, 2024 04:53
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- Escape From Noise
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Instead of the skater? Or the skates?
I was thinking skater but we could revise this
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Dec 29, 2021 14:27
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horse bobsled, a bunch of dudes in skintight outfits riding one horse that is barrelling downhill on a twisty course, no thoughts of safety, all being sacrificed for Maximum Speed
horse skeleton, pretty much the same event but it's just one dude and you get to reuse the horses from horse bobsled
Think we're missing a chance here to use an actual horse skeleton (horse still reusable)
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Jan 5, 2022
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Dec 29, 2021 14:34
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- Escape From Noise
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Ice wrestling
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Dec 29, 2021 14:38
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- Escape From Noise
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Whatever those two ladies were doing in the final scene of A Clockwork Orange.
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Dec 29, 2021 14:46
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- Finger Prince
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Tauntaun racing
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Dec 29, 2021 14:51
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- Finger Prince
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GT-Snowracer-cross
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Dec 29, 2021 15:03
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- Finger Prince
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Apres-ski
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Dec 29, 2021 16:38
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- Archduke Frantz Fanon
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competetive snowman building
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Dec 29, 2021 16:48
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Speed dressing up to go outside
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Dec 29, 2021 16:57
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- Escape From Noise
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Dec 29, 2021 17:29
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- Macnult
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hockey but instead of a regular field they could use snow or maybe even ice
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Dec 29, 2021 18:02
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- barnold
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what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
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speed making GBS threads in an outhouse in the dead of winter with no heater
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Dec 29, 2021 18:12
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Marathon snuggling under a blanket
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Dec 29, 2021 18:20
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- Escape From Noise
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Marathon snuggling under a blanket
Dutch Oven Endurance
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Dec 29, 2021 18:29
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Fire Starting, as in Jack London's "To Build a Fire".
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Dec 29, 2021 18:38
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Oculus Noctuae
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Fire Starting, as in Jack London's "To Build a Fire".
He wrote that after getting scurvy in the Klondike gold rush.
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Dec 29, 2021 20:18
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- google THIS
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Ok, hear me out
uphill skiing
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Dec 30, 2021 03:18
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- google THIS
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Snowboarding halfpipe except using the usually discarded top half of the pipe
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Dec 30, 2021 03:19
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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yes
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Dec 30, 2021 03:52
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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Ok, hear me out
uphill skiing
lol
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Dec 30, 2021 07:50
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- Bargearse
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🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
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I think there’s potential for a good old fashioned snowball fight
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Dec 30, 2021 08:05
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Zamboni racing
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Dec 30, 2021 13:21
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- idiotsavant
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1000m dog luge
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Dec 30, 2021 18:11
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Shot-putting buckets of boiling water into the air
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Dec 31, 2021 03:59
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- Finger Prince
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Synchronized Yard Sale
(yard sale is when you crash when skiing and all your gear goes flying everywhere, if you weren't familiar with the phrase)
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