New Winter Olympic Event ideas

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team skiing

two athletes would ride a pair of tandem skiis, combining all of the mechanical disadvantages of bobsledding and skiing into one beautiful sport

# ? Dec 31, 2021 08:05

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# ? May 4, 2024 00:27

Stoner Sloth

team boarding

wait that's just two snow boarders hugging

# ? Dec 31, 2021 15:42

Finger Prince

Stoner Sloth posted:

team boarding

wait that's just two snow boarders hugging

When you ride goofy and your buddy rides regular... this can happen. And it can hurt.

# ? Dec 31, 2021 15:45

fps_nug: horsing around no longer

swimming (cold)

# ? Dec 31, 2021 16:05

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

rhythmic teeth chattering

# ? Dec 31, 2021 16:27

Bodyholes

Nude erotic bowling (cold)

# ? Dec 31, 2021 16:40

Finger Prince

Team pushing a car out of a snowbank

# ? Dec 31, 2021 16:52

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Downhill ping pong

# ? Dec 31, 2021 22:30

gleebster: Only a howler

Downhill biathlon

# ? Jan 2, 2022 21:26

Finger Prince

gleebster posted:

Downhill biathlon

# ? Jan 2, 2022 22:28

Farecoal: There he go

Bargearse posted:

I think there’s potential for a good old fashioned snowball fight

# ? Jan 3, 2022 18:27

more falafel please: forums poster

outdoor bread buttering

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Jan 3, 2022 19:00

more falafel please: forums poster

team plane de-icing

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Jan 3, 2022 19:00

WithoutTheFezOn: Oh no

Thin ice skating.

# ? Jan 4, 2022 01:57

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

snow angel making

# ? Jan 4, 2022 06:33

Twenty Four

google THIS posted:

Ok, hear me out

uphill skiing

You know when you see a thread title, read a few posts, and something pops into your head? Then you read down a bit and it already was posted? It's this.

# ? Jan 4, 2022 08:23

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Ice long jump

# ? Jan 4, 2022 22:35

Twenty Four

pie, hot dog, whatever eating contest, but it's in the snow in the winter, so it counts

# ? Jan 5, 2022 02:51

Finger Prince

Drinking beers in the hot tub.
Hot tub endurance

# ? Jan 5, 2022 02:58

Escape From Noise

Bo-Pepper posted:

Snow Angels

the trick is in getting a clean dismount

Buttchocks posted:

snow angel making

Looks like we have a winner.

# ? Jan 5, 2022 03:42

google THIS

Winter/ice swimming but formalized with the same set of events as summer olympic swimming

High diving but the pool is frozen over

# ? Jan 5, 2022 14:42

NumptyScrub: damn it I think the mirrors broken >˙.(

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

Thin ice skating.

lol

# ? Jan 5, 2022 15:37

Ass-penny

smoking

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Jan 6, 2022 01:24

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

team chilling, the most byob of events and the best suited for the winter olympiad

you have to pee in a cup to test positive for thc in order to compete

# ? Jan 6, 2022 01:40

Ass-penny

Bacon Taco posted:

team chilling, the most byob of events and the best suited for the winter olympiad

you have to pee in a cup to test positive for thc in order to compete

a drug test contest, the person with the most controlled substances found in their urine wins

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Jan 6, 2022 02:18

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

rear end-penny posted:

a drug test contest, the person with the most controlled substances found in their urine wins

poo poo I better get started right now!

# ? Jan 6, 2022 03:58

Escape From Noise

The Indoor Super Spreader Sprint

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Jan 16, 2022 08:59

Ass-penny

rear end-penny posted:

smoking

smoking could be broken into a number of events. fasted smoked cigarette tip to filter. fastest pack of smokes smoked. Smoke tricks. the list goes on.

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Jan 16, 2022 09:05

Escape From Noise

rear end-penny posted:

smoking could be broken into a number of events. fasted smoked cigarette tip to filter. fastest pack of smokes smoked. Smoke tricks. the list goes on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohFHsOBuLc4

# ? Jan 16, 2022 09:39

Ass-penny

yeah but fewer bald white dudes.

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Jan 16, 2022 11:37

Ass-penny

you're going to want to use your lasso tool in photoshop to select all of the bald white dudes and delete them, then you'll be like, yeah.

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Jan 16, 2022 11:38

Twenty Four

The most snow. I mean, I feel like if you want to win the winter Olympics, just have the most snow. Ice counts too.

# ? Jan 16, 2022 11:41

Escape From Noise

rear end-penny posted:

yeah but fewer bald white dudes.

We are talking about the winter Olympics.

# ? Jan 16, 2022 14:14

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Coldest expression

# ? Jan 16, 2022 19:02

Ass-penny

Escape From Noise posted:

We are talking about the winter Olympics.

*sigh*

I'll get Neal Stephenson

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Jan 16, 2022 21:59