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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
HONKIN on some TIDDERS

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me motorboating a pair of Big Vegan Naturals: aw yeah baby it's not weird to use nutritive yeast as a condiment, thats not deeply depressing in the LEAST

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PHIZ KALIFA

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Vegan Colostrum (tofu mashed into natto, squeezed out of an unglazed unfired earthenware "Gaia Funnel" from BadassDoulaSupply Dot Com

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PHIZ KALIFA

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taking my baby to the new hampshire ayahuasca retreat because he keeps spitting up his fire cider and kombucha Reversed Enema Gullet Cleansers

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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
me, a four foot seven psycho white girl whose straight platnum blonde hair emerges out of the back of my skull pre-loc'd like some kind of patchouli-stinking Alien Queen: elon musk was my boyfriend

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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
adding a sprinkle of synthetic CBD onto my (moldy, from a basement grow op) mids like a looney toons alleycat seasoning a fishbone

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#mood
locking the oat in a cock cage and forcing it to watch three hours of vegan sissy hypno before pegging it's oaty butthole and collecting the sticky leavings ina Carton

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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
i don't remember making a single one of those posts, what the hell?

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