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In seventh grade health class they separated the boys and girls into different rooms and rumor has it that the boys got taught by Coach Brenley how to milk an oat, step by step, with real photos of the oats. All we got was a five minute lesson from the art teacher about how to change an oat's diaper and why it's NEVER worth it and then she put on the middle thirty minutes of Fern Gully.
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Dec 31, 2021 10:57
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Me, putting a condom on a single couscous in the proper, safe way. You, a huge skank if rumors are to be believed, using tricks and methods to apply the condom-- just lots of showmanship and mindgames, smdh
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Dec 31, 2021 10:59
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Do you remember the first book you read with an oat in it? Like... where they drank its milk or even ate the oat? For me it was some random Madeleine l"Engle book. I guess because I'd read the Wrinkle in Time books my parents thought it was ok for me to read the rest of them at the library... oh boy, were they eye-opening. In one of them the protagonist even goes to Trader Joe's and samples oat milk, almond milk, soy milk... even vegan egg nog. Needless to say I renewed it twice and passed it around to all my friends, with the part where they make vegan oatmeal cookies triple dog-eared.
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Dec 31, 2021 11:04
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