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If you remember it that is Happy New Year btw
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I had a boner for like 4 hrs afterward
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Dec 31, 2021 20:41
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It was great! I was dressed as Umino from Sailor Moon, and she wasn't wearing pants. I got a dollar afterwards. You never know what's going to happen at an anime convention.
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Dec 31, 2021 20:42
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painful erection that will not go away
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Dec 31, 2021 20:43
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I was 24 and it was awkward and bad. I was super self conscious about my lack of experience at that age. Got much better after a few tries though.
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Dec 31, 2021 20:43
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hypnotic and essence-draining (seduced by fox spirit in abandoned Taoist monastery)
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Dec 31, 2021 20:44
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if only there had been some sort of trick to hide my newfound tumescence
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Dec 31, 2021 20:46
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It was an awkward peck at some spin the bottle thing when I was 13.
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Dec 31, 2021 20:47
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My uncle said i was bad at it so thats why we practice in the shed everyday after school
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Dec 31, 2021 20:47
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They say whores don’t kiss. I must have been something special.
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Dec 31, 2021 20:47
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Not as satisfying as the first time a girl put her arm around me, honestly.
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Dec 31, 2021 20:58
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Edward Mass posted:It was great! I was dressed as Umino from Sailor Moon, and she wasn't wearing pants. I got a dollar afterwards. Living your best life.
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Dec 31, 2021 21:04
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8 liters of mucus and some regrets
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Dec 31, 2021 21:35
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Nothing like the time I felt a boob.
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Dec 31, 2021 22:06
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The Scientist posted:I had a boner for like 4 hrs afterward I remember I could get a boner just from holding hands with my first girlfriend I was 35 years old
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Dec 31, 2021 22:10
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3rd grade I tried to imitate Ginger from Gilligan's Island, his mouth was too wet
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Dec 31, 2021 22:23
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The Scientist posted:I had a boner for like 4 hrs afterward 
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Dec 31, 2021 22:24
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Smashed into her teeth
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Dec 31, 2021 22:26
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I dunno why don't you go ask your mother OP 
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Dec 31, 2021 22:28
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It was a week after my first date, and I don't remember exactly where we were but I do remember that "Last Caress" by Misfits was playing in the background.
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Dec 31, 2021 22:30
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In my head it was amazing and nothing went wrong. I have since learned that this was not the case. I now await feedback from my partner to ensure this is still not the case
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Dec 31, 2021 22:34
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YeahTubaMike posted:It was a week after my first date, and I don't remember exactly where we were but I do remember that "Last Caress" by Misfits was playing in the background. Lmao. Dead baby seals the deal again
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Dec 31, 2021 22:35
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toothy
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Dec 31, 2021 23:20
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I was 16 she was 17 and goth. Not sure if she could tell I had never kissed anyone before. We made out in my car for the longest time, lots of tongue. Her mouth tasted like Parliament cigarettes and cinnamon chewing gum. I liked her but she broke up with me after like a couple dates. And by dates I mean sitting around watching horror movies and making out. As a side note, kissing used to give me this weird phantom tickling sensation in the corners of my mouth which would linger for a while after. I had only ever experienced that sensation when being licked unexpectedly by a dog.
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Jan 1, 2022 01:06
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I was a 20 year old scuba diver and it was creature from depths unknown. I can still taste the ink and foreboding
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Jan 1, 2022 01:10
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We were 18-19 and I'd spent the entire night pretty sure something was going to happen between us. I felt the expectation for it to be a romantic experience like kissing under the stars overlooking a scenic vista or some poo poo. Instead we awkwardly kissed in a Denny's parking lot that was filled with trash. Afterwards we wandered around the local 24 hour Walmart since we lived in a depressed town with nothing else to do. I had to poo poo really badly most of the evening, but I was too embarassed to excuse myself to the restroom since I knew I'd be in there for a while, and didn't want her to know I was droppin' a huge deuce. Ah, to be young again.
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Jan 1, 2022 01:30
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I'll be honest I legit don't remember, or my first time for that matter lol.
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Jan 1, 2022 01:33
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I was 5. A classmate took me under a piano, bird kissed me on the lips, said we we're now dating. Whole thing was very sweet.
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Jan 1, 2022 01:34
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First was a peck on the cheek in 7th grade from a girl I liked while we were at Busch Gardens. I’m pretty sure I rode that high for like two years after. My first real kiss was at 11th grade homecoming with a girl I’d just met 20 minutes previous because we both recognized each other from English class. It was nice and we stuck together. I then got bored dumped her a week later.
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Jan 1, 2022 01:40
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I was walking down the hall in high school with a friend when a guy grabbed me, kissed me, then said "sorry" as he ran away. Never found out who he was.
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Jan 1, 2022 01:47
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Earthy and flatulent
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Jan 1, 2022 01:50
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Wet
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Jan 1, 2022 01:56
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YeahTubaMike posted:It was a week after my first date, and I don't remember exactly where we were but I do remember that "Last Caress" by Misfits was playing in the background. Well I got something to say I kissed my baby today and it Doesn't matter too much to me as long as lips spread
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Jan 1, 2022 02:00
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Very sloppy with a lot of teeth. The blow job a week later was mostly the teeth part 
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Jan 1, 2022 02:10
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I was extremely awkward as a kid and i didn't have my first kiss till i was 16, which isn't that terrible but definitely way later than any of my friends. I was so awkward that whenever i went on a date with a boy i had a crush on i would get really nauseous from anxiety whenever he tried to make a move. Sometimes i even threw up and i always just blamed it on something i ate. Anyway my first kiss was in the high school hallway and it was fine, didn't feel awkward or anything and i didn't puke so go me! I had to cut that guy off like 2 weeks later cause he started pressuring me for sex. I didn't have sex till i was 20, which i think was the right choice for me. I think back on all the people having sex in high school or even middle school and there were some really bad decisions being made. That's probably why i was kinda slow to have sex honestly.
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Jan 1, 2022 02:14
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Scarlacc style
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Jan 1, 2022 02:18
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i was on a cruise ship with my fam =] it was excellent and not surprising given my rear end eating skills came naturally later on 
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Jan 1, 2022 02:18
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Chinatown posted:i was on a cruise ship with my fam =] That was very nice of your mom on both counts
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I was a freshman in high school, we were friends, and we ditched school to go to her house (she lived right across the street from the high school). She immediately felt embarrassment and shame about her poor living situation, but I told her I didn’t care about how she lived; I just told her she was a good person and friend. She breathed a sigh of relief, glomped my bones and hit me with a long kiss on the lips that totally caught me off guard, but it sure was something. We fooled around for a bit before returning to school. She moved away a couple of weeks later. A good way to end our friendship, I think.
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I was 13, so was my gf. We were on the bleachers at an empty baseball field at around 8 or 9 at night, and I was so nervous. I was a stupid idiot and didn't know how else to do it, so with my arm around her shoulder, I pointed out to the field and said "hey what's that?" and when she went to look, I kissed her on the cheek. That then turned into us making out for a long time. And yeah, total boner for hours. I still remember the dr pepper chapstick taste, and how nice she smelled. She was my first gf, and we dated for 4 years. Went through many firsts. And we're still friends today!
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