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HD DAD posted:That was very nice of your mom on both counts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blpe_sGnnP4 
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Starting to think my pity kiss from my friend who could not believe I made it to 16 without kissing someone is a more unusual story than I thought Not sure if she knew I was in love with her. Pretty sure she did not, given how terribly it went when I told her a few months later! Yay! Oddly my pro tactic of "ask someone out by professing your love for her" never worked
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Jan 1, 2022 02:41
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My first kiss was with a girl and I'm a gay dude when I was 15. I was still in denial. It was super weird, but I'm good friends with that girl today and we laugh about it. It went full circle from 'awkward' to 'hilarious' over 15 years.
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Jan 1, 2022 02:43
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im saving my first kiss for you OP! Pucker up!
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Jan 1, 2022 02:51
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Best $400 i ever spent!
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Jan 1, 2022 03:00
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I broke my glasses (cuz she crossed her legs!)
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I wasn’t exactly a cool kid at school and one day when I was 13(?) lined up for P.E. the “bad girl” in our schools year came up and gave me a big kiss on the cheek much to the entertainment of the other kids in line. In an out of character moment of confidence I shouted after her “Oi you missed” pointing at my face and she came back and kissed me on the lips. My status at school seemed to raise substantially that day although it didn’t last
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first kiss from someone outside of my family was a girl in first grade. I didn't like it. the school made a huge fiasco out of it and suspended her for sexual harassment. I felt really bad. I didn't want her to get in trouble, I just didn't want kisses first time with somebody I was going out with was in eighth grade, a cool punk girl who was really nice about walking me through what to do with my lips and tongue and stuff, but I didn't really "get it" at all. the whole relationship was just sort of a thing that was happening that I went along with because I thought I was supposed to. I still had a lot to figure out first kiss with someone I was attracted to was at 23. I hit it off with a guy on okcupid because we both liked burgers, so we went out for burgers. they were great burgers. we talked, I liked him a lot. we went back to his place and watched 30 rock and started making out. I was pretty bad at it, a lot of opening my mouth too wide and awkwardly sucking air and a few instances of teeth clacking. I still didn't really "get" kissing, it wasn't interesting to me. I developed a probably-reckless instinct to just move from first base to third as quickly as possible because I knew I'd nail that part. awesome strategy, got me by for years I think I was 26 when I finally "got it". like it just clicked for me and I finally understood why people kiss each other and want to kiss and enjoy kissing- a tongue is basically a prehensile dick that you can suck to show that you're submissive and breedable. I don't know why nobody ever just told me that
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Jan 1, 2022 06:00
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not counting childhood games i think it was some girl i'd never seen before or since when i was about 14 in a bombed out hole somewhere in glasgow drunk off my face making up a story about how my uncle died i think
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Jan 1, 2022 06:06
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I was 17 going on 18 and I was terribly goony. We were the founding members of our school's Academic Decathlon team. We then started dating. She dumped me at her friend's birthday party a month later because guys that liked her bored her or something nonsensical. A year later we were attending different universities in separate states and she asked the girl I was in love with at the time to ask me if I would consider going out with her again in a long distance relationship after not having spoken since we broke up because she realized that it was "the last time she felt happy". I said no, and the girl I was in love with then started dating a different guy and I turned into an alcoholic because dealing with emotions is difficult.
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Jan 1, 2022 06:14
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What is this "kiss" you speak of?
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Jan 1, 2022 06:15
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It was with a woman that I still deeply love to this day and hope is doing well, whatever she is doing with her life. It's too bad we had to separate the way we did. I'm happy now and I hope she is too. That should tell you how it was.
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Jan 1, 2022 06:19
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She was a skater boy I said see you later boy She wasn't good enough for me Now she's a superstar Slamming on her guitar Does my pretty face see what she's worth?
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Jan 1, 2022 06:22
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I met my first girlfriend through a comic store anime club. After a while we started going out--our first date was Pleasantvillle--and a few months later we attended a local sci-fi convention together. We were in the video room watching some anime--I have absolutely no memory of what it was. She'd been asking me when I was going to go ahead and kiss her, and while we were there watching that anime I just went ahead and did it. It rocked.
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Jan 1, 2022 06:22
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Think I was 13 or 14, we were playing spin the bottle at a sleepover and after everyone went to sleep we snuck outside and continued making out until we got bored
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Jan 1, 2022 06:30
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Tongues like prehensile dicks or dicks like prehensile tongues
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Jan 1, 2022 06:58
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My best friend growing up through elementary school was a girl, and she was the best. my first kiss was with her, underwater in a pool. scandalous. It was like 3rd grade, if that. there was a babysitter's sister that was like 3 years older than me, that made out with me, while I really had no idea what's going on, and looking back, that's horrible. but at the time, I was down. that was 6th grade. on a blanket in my backyard. .. Man, i lacked a lot of adult supervision. haha i honestly don't remember my first "real" kiss. but hey, i don't remember the majority of my life up until like 20. Woop woop I remember my first kiss with a girl I had known online since I was 13. We met up when we were both around 23. She immediately critiqued me, and I tried her way, because I'm a people pleaser. We're still friends like 15 years later. blight rhino fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Jan 1, 2022 |
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Jan 1, 2022 07:10
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15 and at the movies seeing The Transporter. I was terrified.
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Jan 1, 2022 07:23
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it was wet and GROSS op, you should hold off as long as you can IMO. Maybe when you're around 57 years old I would try it but not much sooner than that
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Cubone posted:I think I was 26 when I finally "got it". like it just clicked for me and I finally understood why people kiss each other and want to kiss and enjoy kissing- a tongue is basically a prehensile dick that you can suck to show that you're submissive and breedable. I don't know why nobody ever just told me that why
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Jan 1, 2022 09:00
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I think cubone might be a pervert ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Colonel Cancer posted:Tongues like prehensile dicks or dicks like prehensile tongues Pee is stored in the chin
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Cubone posted:I think I was 26 when I finally "got it". like it just clicked for me and I finally understood why people kiss each other and want to kiss and enjoy kissing- a tongue is basically a prehensile dick that you can suck to show that you're submissive and breedable. I don't know why nobody ever just told me that I honestly can't tell if this is a joke or not.
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Cubone posted:I think I was 26 when I finally "got it". like it just clicked for me and I finally understood why people kiss each other and want to kiss and enjoy kissing- a tongue is basically a prehensile dick that you can suck to show that you're submissive and breedable. I don't know why nobody ever just told me that 
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Jan 1, 2022 10:33
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snuggle baby luvs hugs posted:15 and at the movies seeing The Transporter. I was terrified. Perfectly understandable op. Jason Statham's performance is incredibly intense.
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Jan 1, 2022 10:43
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Cubone posted:first kiss from someone outside of my family was a girl in first grade. I didn't like it. the school made a huge fiasco out of it and suspended her for sexual harassment. I felt really bad. I didn't want her to get in trouble, I just didn't want kisses ~ excerpt from the Amazon Prime series “I Escaped An Incel Cult”.
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Jan 1, 2022 10:49
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sigher posted:I honestly can't tell if this is a joke or not.
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I grabbed a girl, threw her down on the playground, and tried to tickle her tonsils with my tongue. I was told that girls don't kiss girls, so I hunted down her brother 10 seconds later and did the same thing. I was 4.
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Jan 1, 2022 12:39
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I'm having my first kiss right now and let me tell you, it ain't great. It's way more gross than fuckin
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I agree with the tongue sucker
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Like a true shut-in, socially awkward and anxious nerd I researched and studied kissing techniques before I gave my first gf a big ole smooch. Which led to us totally making out, hardcore. I hardly remember it, and enjoyed it even less, because I was nervous as heck. She said i was very good, but she had a sample size of two so I'm not sure. Huge confidence boost though. Should have published my research
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Jan 1, 2022 14:09
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Cubone posted:I think I was 26 when I finally "got it". like it just clicked for me and I finally understood why people kiss each other and want to kiss and enjoy kissing- a tongue is basically a prehensile dick that you can suck to show that you're submissive and breedable. I don't know why nobody ever just told me that thank you im laughing like an idiot right now
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Jan 1, 2022 14:11
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kissing is easy! Just suck her drat tongue!
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Jan 1, 2022 14:23
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I've been sucking the tongue for hours, when does it cum 
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Jan 1, 2022 15:10
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I can remember the girl but can't remember the kiss and now I feel kinda bad 
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Mooey Cow posted:I've been sucking the tongue for hours, when does it cum Your tongstate is a little bit further in, just reach down your throat with a fingat
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Jan 1, 2022 16:08
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I wear a tiny Balldo on my uvula. It's a fun surprise
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Jan 1, 2022 16:12
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The idea of randomly putting my mouth on someone in the age of covid is terrifying.
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Only mouths and butts mind you.
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