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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
And if you oh-pen up yourh eye-hey-eyeeeeeeeeesssssss
There in the sky-aye-aye is a big suhr-puh-raye-aye-iiiiiiiiiiiiize

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


aweemawayaweemaway

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

Sid Vicious posted:

aweemawayaweemaway

If you say this 236 times in a mirror, aweemaway will haunt u

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


signalnoise posted:

If you say this 236 times in a mirror, aweemaway will haunt u

nooo

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

sometimes when I have to poo poo, I also have to PISS!!! its freakin weird!!!!!! especially the times where I piss more than I shid!!!!

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
sometimes when im in the shower, my balls

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
omg me

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
penis

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Sometimes I use my pee hole as a puppet and make it talk. It always tells the same jokes.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
A considerate lover

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

neato burrito posted:

Sometimes I use my pee hole as a puppet and make it talk. It always tells the same jokes.

what's a prostate's favorite drink mixer

DeCowper's

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

precision posted:

And if you oh-pen up yourh eye-hey-eyeeeeeeeeesssssss
There in the sky-aye-aye is a big suhr-puh-raye-aye-iiiiiiiiiiiiize

this reads like a song but nothing's turning up on google

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
a vagina is a split-open scrotum

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Bula Vinaka posted:

a vagina is a split-open scrotum

the inside of your cheek is the same kind of flesh as inside a vagina :)

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Pussipopperino

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Bula Vinaka posted:

a vagina is a split-open scrotum

Where are the balls? Where girl stores piss?

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





Mooey Cow posted:

Where are the balls? Where girl stores piss?

Girls don't pee silly.

They squirt.



Girls can't pee because they don't have balls.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

who lick :scrunt:

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