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Finally saw Matrix 2,3, and 4 yesterday and today. They’re all pretty bad. Original Matrix is still pretty good though. Lukewarm take: seeing them all in a row, I think the second (Reloaded) is actually the worst. It’s a real double-whammy of lame action setpieces and nothing of consequence happening. General Dog fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Jan 2, 2022 |
# ¿ Jan 2, 2022 01:34 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 15:53 |
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BlindSite posted:Yeah the 2nd one really suffered from having to set up the trilogy's final movie, over done CGI and not really knowing what to do with the character once he became 'the one' 4 was just bad from start to finish but the action at the end was kind of decent. The Zion seige in 3 is endless, features a bunch of characters you don’t care about, and is just generally overcrowded visual puke. I kind of enjoyed the meta aspects of 4 in the first act, but they don’t really go anywhere. General Dog fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Jan 2, 2022 |
# ¿ Jan 2, 2022 02:11 |
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I can’t remember, did the Matrix come out before or after Columbine?
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2022 02:16 |
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Its Rinaldo posted:LIterally like 3 weeks before Haha whoops
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2022 02:18 |
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BlindSite posted:Yeah I kind of forget how long the zion seige went for now you mention it. I remember it being a thing with the walkers and the dual chain guns on the arms etc but that's about it. Towards the end of it someone mentions Neo and I turned to the Dr and said, “oh yeah, Neo’s in this movie. He’s heading to Robot City and got his eyeballs burned out about 45 minutes ago.”
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2022 02:25 |
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The Matrix is kind of the apotheosis of 90s filmmaking, and 2 and 3 are kind of a warning for how bad blockbusters would be in the new century.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2022 02:40 |
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I think there is something kind of insidious about the first Matrix’s presumed attitude that anyone in the world who is not “awake” and not on board with the liberation of all humanity is by default an enemy and regrettably disposable. Maybe I really do deserve death for opposing the liberation of humanity from the boot of capital, but I certainly don’t enjoy being told that at the pictures.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2022 03:01 |
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Intruder posted:That's because they bred real dinosaurs. They didn't expect to make sequels so they shot them all after filming wrapped Ah man, just like Deadwood
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2022 03:31 |
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The Dr has a sister who works for Pfizer and won’t get the vaccine
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2022 18:27 |
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Antivax has had a bit of a foothold in California for a while hasn’t it? Like dating back well before Covid. Seems like there’s a bit of horseshoe theory at play when it comes to vaccines and GMOs.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2022 18:33 |
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No matter where you are on the political spectrum, enough internet exposure can and will eventually make you anti-"chemicals" and pro-hetai.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2022 18:55 |
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Way late to the party on the Marvel What If… show, but ending the whole thing with Killmonger and Nazi Computer being sent to a hell dimension where they do battle forever, like they’re two sides of the same coin, is a hilarious troll at the expense of the “Killmonger was right” crowd.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2022 21:39 |
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Kalli posted:Fun to have that conversation then see this while I'm waiting for the Aaron Rodgers fluff and jerk party to start Does Aaron Rodgers have a Dobby or something?
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2022 02:39 |
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So are there jobs that don’t drug test?
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2022 21:50 |
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I think Two Towers is the only one where I prefer the extended cut to the theatrical.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2022 22:56 |
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BlindSite posted:Not watching the extended cut is sacrilege. Sometimes I just don’t feel like spending 80 minutes in Lorien before getting to the end of Fellowship; I’m sorry.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2022 23:19 |
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Uh oh, Dr. is sick this morning (respiratory sickness, not morning sickness).
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2022 17:03 |
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There's kind of a salary penalty for lines of work with altruistic appeal like medic or teacher or elder care, because the altruistic side of itexpands the pool of potential workers compared to jobs that no one would ever want to do for any reason other than money.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2022 17:21 |
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Skwirl posted:Which also explains why cops are so highly paid. Eh, I think some cops are definitely in it for the love of the game. They got a union, though. Gotta love those unions.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2022 17:40 |
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LeeMajors posted:I KILLED MEG GET REKT BITCH Why don't you two just get a room already
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2022 22:34 |
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I’m up to Hitman 3 now
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 01:38 |
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Spoeank posted:I'd say the south thoroughly lost that particular balancing act since the Dakotas were states 3 and 4 of nine-straight northern states lol. I'd never thought about the choice to absolutely rinse the southerners with northern states Well, all's well that ends well.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 16:32 |
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Funny how much people who typically don't hump the flag really hump the flag when it comes to punishing those Traitorous Southerners post Civil War. Guess the opposite is true as well, tho.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 16:34 |
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LeeMajors posted:This took me a second and I say this like five times a day at work. I had to look it up. Anyway, thank you for your service Mr. Nice.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 18:28 |
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Vertical Lime posted:as i was saying I am not gonna taze my balls I am not gonna taze my balls Hey I'm just like my country- I'm old, fat, and angry And I'm not gonna taze my balls
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 19:45 |
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LeeMajors posted:I..... Should’ve been “Headstrong”
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 20:18 |
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Its Rinaldo posted:Narrator: They messed it up I trust the Gay Lady
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 20:21 |
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A cappella children’s choir version “This is NOT where you belong…” is the big applause line
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 20:31 |
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In heaven we'll all be shareholders
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 21:20 |
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Well guys, I have bad news- there are no football games tonight. No college, no NFL, no local junior varsity that you might've put 50 bucks on. But I also have good news- that should free everyone, especially those of you are stuck at home sick, to participate in TFF Game Night, tonight at the normal time, 7:30 CST https://discord.gg/FCWEfCTe
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 01:22 |
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The Book of Boba Fett is a total waste if he doesn’t unmask a Sand Person and kiss him or her on the lips
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 05:22 |
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I’m ready to see Boba to do a little moisture farming, if you catch my drift.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 05:32 |
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It’s wild in Mando season 2 that Boba Fett should be at minimum 10 years younger than Katee Sackoff’s character.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 05:40 |
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Its Rinaldo posted:It's not the years, it's the parsecs
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 05:47 |
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I think it would be fun if we found out the Sand People were all actually humans, just their own ethnic group.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 05:49 |
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It hosed me up when Mandalorian showed Jawas on a planet other than Tatooine. Like, are we supposed to believe they’re a spacefaring species, or do they just get on ships like rats and migrate from point A to point B?
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 05:58 |
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The Glumslinger posted:Is he gonna have any reach? His pecs look like they'll prevent him from punching in front of him I’m thinking he goes down in like 15 seconds unless he’s fighting some other novelty, like a sumo wrestler or an emancipated 8 foot tall man or something.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 06:52 |
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When the gently caress is Licorice Pizza getting a wider release? This movie is all I've cared about seeing for the last six months, then the distributor decided right before Christmas to open it in like a quarter of the theaters they originally planned to.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 22:09 |
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Relentlessboredomm posted:im just waiting for a streaming service to buy the streaming rights bc im not going in to a theater and its not playing at any near me anyway I don’t think I’ve been to a screening in the past 2 years that had more than 6 people in the theater. Of course, that only amounts to about five movies.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 22:51 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 15:53 |
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Peter King just told me Bob Saget passed away. Thought I would cry.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2022 15:58 |