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I enjoy reading contemporary newspaper comics. | 64 | 26.02% | |
I hate reading contemporary newspaper comics. | 42 | 17.07% | |
I enjoy reading historical newspaper comics. | 88 | 35.77% | |
I enjoy reading newspaper comics from foreign countries. | 52 | 21.14% | |
Total: | 246 votes |
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Mikl posted:Classic Kevin & Kell in: cars (April 4-10, 2005)
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2022 16:38 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 22:01 |
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EBB posted:Push him overboard. Nobody will ever know. Endless Mike posted:Or care, for that matter Seriously the railing is right there practically taunting us.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2022 21:26 |
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Also they often swim like thrashing idiots, especially when they're excited and playing. That sort of uncoordinated, messy motion and noise is the exact sort of thing that a shark (1) can detect a good distance away with its ears and lateral line and (2) would be interested in investigating. To be clear, it's not like you might as well swim with raw tuna steaks strapped to your chest as have a dog on a beach, it's just one of those lists of things that can up your chances for having a shark involved with your day, along with stuff like -swimming at dawn or dusk (shark hours vary but lots of them are crepuscular) -swimming near sewage outflows (even if a shark wouldn't eat it, it may want to eat whatever DOES) -swimming near river mouths or similarly murky water (it's a great place to hide and find prey) -wearing shiny stuff on your limbs which could be mistaken for fish scales Avoiding all of the above doesn't guarantee safety, and any of them being present doesn't automatically doom you to being put on a news report, but it all can maybe make a difference. Drakyn fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Jan 7, 2022 |
# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 02:01 |
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Crab Dad posted:The ocean is loving scary and poo poo will eat you. Don’t gently caress around in it. Crab Dad posted:I hate they have to basically hunt down and kill man eaters because it’s not their fault we resemble wounded seals flopping around. That said, there's always freak outliers. Mattawan Creek's triple-attack-in-one-afternoon pileup (which was the deadliest of a string of shark attacks along New Jersey in 1916 that directly inspired Jaws) does seem to be an incident where an individual shark may have just gone fuckin' apeshit. PS: all of us absolutely look like wounded seals flopping around and no i'm not just talking about when we're swimming. *Important note: I am NOT a marine biologist, and the foundation of most of my amateur shark facts dates back to books published around 2004-2012ish, so take all this with a grain of salt and the distinct possibility that Crab Dad knows more than I do Drakyn fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Jan 7, 2022 |
# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 02:53 |
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RoboRodent posted:This is all very good advice, and a lot of this is just limiting the chances of a shark making a mistake by not being in places where sharks are going to be hunting or where visibility is poor. It's worth pointing out that a human in a wetsuit looks a hell of a lot like a seal to a shark, and probably a wounded seal from the way we swim. A seal is fatty and nutritious for a large shark in a way humans aren't. Bump-and-bite and sneak attacks are extremely rare - bump-and-bite is basically exploration-with-intent-to-consume (think a movie shark attack, with the circling and investigating); and sneak attack is just attacking a human with the same sort of technique you would any large prey item - rapid, massive force with intent to kill. They're far, far, far more likely to be lethal, which says something about how rarely sharks actually want to eat people, since, well: RoboRodent posted:There's an average of, oh, eight or ten shark-related fatalities worldwide every year. We kill about seventy million of them every year. deserve better neighbors than we. Drakyn fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Jan 7, 2022 |
# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 04:43 |
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Crab Dad posted:In the past there’s some sort of morbid fascination with recovering body parts sharks have consumed for closure or whatever. Simply revenge imo. Crab Dad posted:I’m a big fan of sharks because they are natures dumpster divers just eating whatever trash is available plus the sick and the lame.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 05:17 |
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Remember the odd fixation on making oedipal Zits edits? Apparently so does the strip. coronatae posted:This strip ran til 1983. I cannot wait for Beeman in the late 1960s
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2022 17:04 |
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Raskolnikov38 posted:lmao the comments 'The Sargasso Tattler - 01/09/2021 The North Atlantic island community was shocked today by the appearance of a large noxious slick in the vicinity of the route of major cruise lines. "I can't explain it," Chief Investigator Harvey Clam said. "The substance appears to be mayonnaise."' Drakyn fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Jan 9, 2022 |
# ¿ Jan 9, 2022 13:49 |
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EasyEW posted:Funky Winklebean Selachian posted:Get Fuzzy 1/11/02
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2022 00:43 |
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EasyEW posted:Ah, screw it. Here's my audition for the OOW reboot. Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Today I learned something.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 16:07 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:You know, I hate going to get the women's loving exam, but I don't think I've ever bitched about it as much as Ed here has.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2022 01:14 |
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JethroMcB posted:Forget about his essay, Charlie Brown, you need to be asking Linus "I remember when you were a newborn baby; why are we in the same grade now? I remember Lucy was a baby too, and I was already me then. What's happening? Am I in Hell?" MariusLecter posted:Please have a coconut fall on Wilbur's head, killing him and then his corpse devoured by coconut crabs.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2022 03:22 |
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I am so original.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2022 04:39 |
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EasyEW posted:Funky Winkerbean featuring AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH GODDAMMIT LES MOORE! Funky Wankerdeath fakeedit: goddamnit i did that whole strip before i saw this JethroMcB posted:"Penny for your thoughts, Les." Mr. Squishy posted:He's saying that culture war stuff is promoted to distract from the growing financial inequality. For example, during the Trump administration, Bezos was held up as a hero of (some segment of) "the left" because his newspapers were critical of Trump. It's not a particularly complicated message, and I wouldn't say it's typical centrism. I would guess the confusion has arisen because nobody knows what anybody means when they say "the left". or, well, somepartsareme posted:My problem with the Pastis comic is the implication that "left vs right" is a petty squabble that somehow doesn't have anything to do with capitalism or class war. As others said, "the left and right have more in common than they think" is a pretty meaningless platitude for the many demographics that the right wouldn't mind seeing dead. Giant Ethicist posted:ChaCha Chako: Starting the chapter with a flashback
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2022 23:04 |
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Green Intern posted:Les can't recognize his neighbor, apparently? Hwurmp posted:why does Savarna want to murder the Walkers again
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2022 21:03 |
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EasyEW posted:Out Our Way (February 28 - March 2, 1938)
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2022 05:37 |
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Giant Ethicist posted:Uramachi Sakaba
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2022 23:17 |
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Slammy posted:Dark Laughter October 14, 1950 Ghostlight posted:The Phantom
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2022 03:51 |
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Slammy posted:Mopsy October 8, 1937 Xtreeem Mopsy
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2022 03:58 |
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davidspackage posted:The motherfucker hasn't even apologized yet, you wretched old witch "Ugh, I can't believe Wilbur threatened to run over my niece if he ever caught her on my property ever again, then fired at her with his concealed handgun!" "Sometimes we love someone so much we just get carried away, you know. Anyways here's an engagement ring - no need to worry, he's already got the other one. You can thank me later!"
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2022 14:37 |
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Murdstone posted:The Phantom Chacha Phantom He saw Chacha getting in on shooting officers and took inspiration.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2022 02:27 |
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Either that or she's fired like three times and keeps adjusting the camera angle in between shots.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2022 19:48 |
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Murdstone posted:The Phantom Murdstone posted:The Phantom Julet Esqu posted:This week Luann moves back into modern times: Oh god my childhood.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2022 20:52 |
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Twelve by Pies posted:Wow, who would have guessed that Wilbur was the villain of this Mandrake story? Murdstone posted:Rex Morgan MD
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2022 05:35 |
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Whew, just in time to be relevant with all these comics.riderchop posted:On The Fastrack Murdstone posted:The Phantom Julet Esqu posted:
Slammy posted:Oaky Doaks August 22, 1936
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2022 23:24 |
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Potsticker posted:Ok, Boomer. Hwurmp posted:there needs to be a better word for mawkish Doomykins posted:Les is played 100% straight every time in the most boring way possible. He has unironically had his life enhanced by his wife dying young of a preventable cancer. F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Great point. Dedicating the Oscar to Lisa would have made a certain amount of sense; it was her struggle that inspired the movie. All Les did was capitalize on his wife's misery and, as I said, coast on that and his own misery for over 20 years.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2022 22:52 |
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Shugojin posted:wait so the great tragedy is that his son just does phantom things without ever putting on the purple spandex
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2022 18:41 |
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Murdstone posted:
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2022 14:41 |
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Murdstone posted:I'm not gonna argue I don't deserve that. Murdstone posted:The Phantom *For the Obsolete who Walks!
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2022 17:59 |
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Haifisch posted:Origins of the Sunday Comics
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2022 20:51 |
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Vargo posted:Everyone seems to hate it for reasons I don't understand, I don't even understand the "boxy art" complaint.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2022 23:20 |
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Powerful Katrinka posted:Lol, Taft fat
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2022 00:52 |
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Murdstone posted:lol that they threaten to chop the head off the baby. also, Hwurmp posted:that's totes a chick, callin it
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2022 01:57 |
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Giant Ethicist posted:Haraiso Days Professor Wayne posted:loving rough 46 for the whole gang. I would have guessed they were on the tail end of their 50s
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 01:12 |
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fondue posted:I watched the trailer and it's like someone whom hated Marmaduke got greenlit to do a Marmaduke movie.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2022 13:15 |
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I mean technically I'm eating it all the time, it's just I call it 'a bagel I melted cheese on' and I don't insist it's going to give me reefer madness the moment my head hits a pillow.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2022 19:37 |
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The_Other posted:Solver Spring Special Shugojin posted:so after an interminable time listening to an old man, phantom still means to go ahead with this ....unless that was exactly what old man mozz wanted.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2022 22:44 |
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His Divine Shadow posted:However, leipäjuusto is a finnish thing. And the bit with the coffee is most prevalent in the northern parts of the country, lappland. Around the Toreno-area where they got their own kind of half-mix language of finnish and swedish, they call leipäjuusto kahvijuusto instead, which does translate literally to kaffeost or coffee cheese.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2022 14:13 |
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EBB posted:Walking to school and some strange old man runs up and knows your name for some reason. nbd.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2022 00:23 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 22:01 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:gently caress that FOOB parents. "Oh we kicked you out and realized an hour later that was bad form. We won't apologize though, you're still a deviant!"
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2022 00:12 |