Comic Strips 2022: Girls Are People!

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I enjoy reading contemporary newspaper comics.	64	26.02%
I hate reading contemporary newspaper comics.	42	17.07%
I enjoy reading historical newspaper comics.	88	35.77%
I enjoy reading newspaper comics from foreign countries.	52	21.14%
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Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2022 17:53

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:36

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Twelve by Pies posted:

Modern Mandrake though it's like uh...I remember a thing about Narda being framed for jewel theft? And Mandrake busted into the courtroom right before the verdict was read and did...something, to some guy, which apparently made him confess? I guess? And I honestly don't have any idea if it's related to Grando or what's going on right now.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2022 23:55

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

NUT COUCH

# ¿ Jan 2, 2022 06:08

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Funny Online Animals is a Tuesday/Thursday newspaper comic by K.C. Green, some nobody only famous for co-commentating on a Duck Dynasty Lets Play one time. The general framework is that it's about a collection of past characters from previous webcomics/projects working together at an online content company run by Question Hound (or the This Is Fine Dog if you only know Green's stuff from his pervasive online meme popularity). Or, like today, it focuses on something completely unrelated because it can. There's canon and storylines sometimes but otherwise it tends to be loose and continuity mostly just exists for running gags/"oh yeah this happened". It's a mixed bag of content and while not divisive it is hit or miss and tends to go unremarked upon. Mostly I'm just glad Green has a steady gig with a side bonus of making a lot of lovely comics site commenters be very confused and mad that Bimbo & The Greek or some other saccharine racist thing with big tits is no longer running and this took its spot.

And The Waitress Is Practicing Politics, As Funny Online Animals Slowly Get Stoned

# ¿ Jan 4, 2022 23:51

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Prediction: Wilbur falls off the boat while drunk and drowns.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2022 23:37

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

I'll be real, it's better than the original Zofie's World. ZW isn't a bad idea but it's also incredibly one-note and hasn't really done much to execute its concept well.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 00:49

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

loving Online Animals

I guess this is a Stinker arc type thing. Alrighty.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2022 01:29

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rannum posted:

smooth operators here

And there was only one environmentally-protective tent.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2022 01:21

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Cobalt-60 posted:

Je ne parle pas francais. I don't get the joke; something about a misunderstanding?

He's imitating a chicken laying an egg because he doesn't know what egg is in French.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2022 04:59

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Happy loving new year.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2022 04:20

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

How Wonderful! posted:

Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message "lol Wilbur Dead,"
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

MARY MARY MARY MARY (ah ah ah ah, ah ah)
WHY YOU GET THEM BACK TOGETHER (ah ah ah ah, ah ah)
I AWAIT A STUPID COPOUT (ah ah ah ah, ah ah)
MARY MARY MARY MARY (ah ah ah ah, ah ah)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qObzgUfCl28

(I know you're doing something else but the meter made me think of this song)

# ¿ Jan 9, 2022 20:54

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

It's a shame it happened, poor guy.

# ¿ Jan 11, 2022 01:16

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Funny Online Eraserhead Baby

I really love the jump cut from the top of the stairs to the bottom of the stairs with all of the action cut out, it's a good comedy beat.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2022 00:17

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

https://twitter.com/teaberryblue/status/1481101437388136457

# ¿ Jan 12, 2022 05:31

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Those rock, nice work.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2022 04:00

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

I know it's been said but Jesus Dethany quit your loving job.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2022 15:42

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

EasyEW posted:

I mentioned several times that the in-universe explanation is "blackmail", but sometimes you just gotta find those receipts. And turns out that storyline was slightly more nuanced than what I remember. But still vaguely unsettling, in the traditional Holbrook manner.

Amended: Dethany should kill her loving boss.

Funny Online Rage Zombie Outbreak

# ¿ Jan 13, 2022 18:13

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Hwurmp posted:

"no-neck" is uncommon and archaic slang for a thug, lunk, galoot, or possibly palooka

Oh I thought they were just slouching really low and sauntering in a cool punk sort of way.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2022 01:51

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Real-world physics: a rapid temperature change (being on a boat to seawater) can cause muscles to spasm and lock up leading to death, not to mention the impact being disorienting especially due to him being drunk.

How I actually feel: IDGAF how this shakes out I'm just glad something bad happened to Wilbur if only for a moment.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2022 04:31

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Mikl posted:

He's still sleeping on an air mattress on the floor??? It's loving been MONTHS. You'd expect they'd have bought a bed or a cot or something by now!

"Dustin is not allowed to win." -the management

# ¿ Jan 16, 2022 16:08

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Hobnob posted:

There's a bunch preserved in the graffiti at Pompeii, as I recall.

Famously archaeologists thought Pompeii was full of brothels and places where you could buy sex because that's what they classified every single building that had graffiti of a dick on it as.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2022 21:58

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"lol" said the scorpion. "lmao"

# ¿ Jan 17, 2022 07:32

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

davidspackage posted:

I'm curious cause it looks cool, what's this a reference to?

The end of Neon Genesis Evangelion.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2022 18:26

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Hwurmp posted:

well now I'm worried there's something dreadfully wrong with pork sausage

Evergreen concerns about the health effects of fat and pork but also, uh, the previous days were pre-FDA so...those pork sausages, unless they were homemade, were likely full of unwanted amounts of feces, inedible filler, waste byproduct and human material. The raw milk is also hella dangerous.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 03:47

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Kazinsal posted:

wasn't art beeman like 25 when he started drawing those things? that would put his birth after industrial milk pasteurization became a thing but before it was legally required for commercial sale

He was born in 1914, a solid 25 years after the pasteurization process was A Thing in America and 8 years after The Jungle caused public outcry that lead to the meat inspection acts.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 03:57

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Funny Online Angry People, Falling In Love, We're Completely Normal, Throwing Bottles At God

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EehtkGu7Imk

# ¿ Jan 19, 2022 02:53

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Holy poo poo the art growth in Crabgrass, that kicks rear end.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2022 04:00

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Fucksake Tombat get the gently caress out of your own comic strip again, knock it the gently caress off.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2022 04:21

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Funny The Empty Man Animals

# ¿ Jan 21, 2022 01:01

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

He could also be hallucinating wildly but probably isn't.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2022 05:32

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The Bear Is Named Flathead and I Cannot Remember The Last Time They Were In This Comic

# ¿ Jan 26, 2022 00:32

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Still Ongoing Animal Plotline

# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 01:07

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Twelve by Pies posted:

I'm almost positive that if the wedding thing comes up, Wilbur will admit that his experience taught him that he's still really immature and still not ready for marriage. That seems almost like a guarantee. The real question is if Estelle will apologize for rejecting his proposal (bad), or if she'll be disappointed that he doesn't want to get married anymore (also bad).

I expect the worst possible outcome which is Estelle telling Wilbur she'll marry him and then they get married.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 13:53

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Oh thank god Estelle will probably not marry Wilbur.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2022 06:30

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Murdstone posted:

Rex Morgan MD

[sighs] Regrettably, I get the pun.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2022 22:00

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Funny Oh No Here We Go Again!!!!!

# ¿ Feb 2, 2022 00:40

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

...

# ¿ Feb 4, 2022 04:40

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Why must all of Holbrook's trademark Cool Cool Glasses Failsons end up becoming coaches after a life of being a god or some kind of major social figure?

# ¿ Feb 5, 2022 16:15

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

riderchop posted:

On The Fastrack

Kill your boss.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2022 07:25

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:36

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Zereth posted:

Ah, I see.

And she chose a melon.

Historically it works.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2022 02:09

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