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teen witch
we need like one every two weeks minimum

for instance

lamas day - like Lammas Day but we eat nice breads and watch Renegade, Falcon Crest and other such highlights in Lorenzo’s career.

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teen witch
alternatively, Lamaze Day, where we do Lamaze in lame. eat bread watch renegade afterwards

Twenty Four


For years I've been saying we should have two Halloween's a year. Spaced out, so another one in the spring I guess. Still rare enough to keep it special and something to look forward to, but just an extra dose of my favorite holiday so I don't miss it so much. I feel like it has to be the most fun holiday.

Just thinking of the recent ones, sure Christmas is great and I am sad to see it go, but I don't think I want the stress of two, especially since it now lasts so long. Two new years doesn't even make sense. But a second Halloween? Yeah, I can get behind that.

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teen witch posted:

alternatively, Lamaze Day, where we do Lamaze in lame. eat bread watch renegade afterwards

and on the day you're allowed to say "this day is lamazing" with no consequences






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Twenty Four posted:

For years I've been saying we should have two Halloween's a year. Spaced out, so another one in the spring I guess. Still rare enough to keep it special and something to look forward to, but just an extra dose of my favorite holiday so I don't miss it so much. I feel like it has to be the most fun holiday.

Just thinking of the recent ones, sure Christmas is great and I am sad to see it go, but I don't think I want the stress of two, especially since it now lasts so long. Two new years doesn't even make sense. But a second Halloween? Yeah, I can get behind that.

Could move ren fairs to spring, they are kinda like Halloween that you travel to. You still dress up get drunk and throw sharp objects across a field.

teen witch

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

and on the day you're allowed to say "this day is lamazing" with no consequences

yes, YES

pixaal posted:

Could move ren fairs to spring, they are kinda like Halloween that you travel to. You still dress up get drunk and throw sharp objects across a field.

Twenty Four posted:

For years I've been saying we should have two Halloween's a year. Spaced out, so another one in the spring I guess. Still rare enough to keep it special and something to look forward to, but just an extra dose of my favorite holiday so I don't miss it so much. I feel like it has to be the most fun holiday.

Just thinking of the recent ones, sure Christmas is great and I am sad to see it go, but I don't think I want the stress of two, especially since it now lasts so long. Two new years doesn't even make sense. But a second Halloween? Yeah, I can get behind that.

I am fully on board with second Halloween in spring, as a Halloween supremacist. I sort of get it as witches are part of Easter lore in Sweden so it’s perfect for me, but like, always more.

more community group feasts as well. I want to stuff my face, get hammered, start an orgy, summon and/or invoke a spirits (malevolent, trickster or otherwise), and get to know my neighbors and townsfolk. I truly believe as a society we need to break down barriers via bacchanals.

barnold


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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

Twenty Four posted:

For years I've been saying we should have two Halloween's a year. Spaced out, so another one in the spring I guess. Still rare enough to keep it special and something to look forward to, but just an extra dose of my favorite holiday so I don't miss it so much. I feel like it has to be the most fun holiday.

Just thinking of the recent ones, sure Christmas is great and I am sad to see it go, but I don't think I want the stress of two, especially since it now lasts so long. Two new years doesn't even make sense. But a second Halloween? Yeah, I can get behind that.

votin fer dis



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Twenty Four posted:

For years I've been saying we should have two Halloween's a year. Spaced out, so another one in the spring I guess.
I had brain problems reading this but my interpretation means that Spring Halloween is a spooky space holiday which probly means all the kids are dressed up as spacemen 'who never made it back'

teen witch
wait why don’t we have a holiday for space

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teen witch posted:

wait why don’t we have a holiday for space

we should absolutely get every moonday off

Heather Papps

hello friend


i will not be coming into work as caturday is a religious holiday in my belief system



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We need some for August, the holiday void month

Here are a couple of ideas though they may not apply to all regions

Ohfugitsot Day, where you celebrate by gasping on the couch in your underwear with a fan trained on your face

Pots and Pans Day, where you bang pots and pans together to try to drown out the cicadas

First Day of School Day, where all the parents take off work and throw a raucous day drinking party

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


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teen witch posted:

wait why don’t we have a holiday for space

I've been saying this for years! YEARS!

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Youtube tells me they got a national Hug Your Kookaburra day in Australia, and I think we could make this an international day where you hug your local wildlife.






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If Australians can hug their local wildlife I figure there's no excuse for the rest of us

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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


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If Australians can hug their local wildlife I figure there's no excuse for the rest of us

Mountain lions will hug you, but only if you're not looking at them. They're very shy

pixaal

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teen witch posted:

wait why don’t we have a holiday for space

Because it isn't complete. When Albert Einstein died they found it and accidentally let it out of containment. No one has any idea what space is supposed to do or why Albert Einstein made it. We just know it isn't complete.

pixaal

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Prior to this the sky was birds just nothing but birds

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
I have very bad post-xmas blues today, and there's no reason for it whatsoever. The world does kind of suck at the moment, but my life is good. Maybe a second xmas in January would help.



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hot cocoa on the couch

Dr. Honked posted:

I have very bad post-xmas blues today, and there's no reason for it whatsoever. The world does kind of suck at the moment, but my life is good. Maybe a second xmas in January would help.

post-refractory-period xmas

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teen witch

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

post-refractory-period xmas

a second Xmas has hit the World Trade Center

pixaal

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Jolliness levels are above 98%!!! I've never seen them over 71! Oh no we just hit 115%! Things are too jolly I repeat we are too jolly!



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teen witch

pixaal posted:

Jolliness levels are above 98%!!! I've never seen them over 71! Oh no we just hit 115%! Things are too jolly I repeat we are too jolly!

folks we are hollying and jollying

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pixaal posted:

Prior to this the sky was birds just nothing but birds

put space back in its place imho






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Twenty Four posted:

For years I've been saying we should have two Halloween's a year. Spaced out, so another one in the spring I guess. Still rare enough to keep it special and something to look forward to, but just an extra dose of my favorite holiday so I don't miss it so much. I feel like it has to be the most fun holiday.

Just thinking of the recent ones, sure Christmas is great and I am sad to see it go, but I don't think I want the stress of two, especially since it now lasts so long. Two new years doesn't even make sense. But a second Halloween? Yeah, I can get behind that.

Fall Halloween should be New Years, so let it be that too, and replace New Years with something. And then a spring Un-Halloween.


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Twenty Four


One of my best friends who I will be visiting tonight has a Halloween birthday and every year I give her a card that says "Happy Birthdayween" or something along those lines, so it's like a double holiday but I still really want a second mid-year Halloween. She wouldn't get an extra birthday card though. I'm definitely down for more festivities centered around my favorite holiday, but let's not be greedy here.

biosterous




spring halloween called neewollah but over time gets corrupted/shortened to "new wolla"

and then people who think that "voila" is "wolla" are now talking about a fun spring holiday instead of not understanding the spelling and pronunciation of a certain loanword



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Dr. Honked posted:

I have very bad post-xmas blues today, and there's no reason for it whatsoever. The world does kind of suck at the moment, but my life is good. Maybe a second xmas in January would help.
i think there'd be a goddamned riot if we had a second christmas in january. most people are really efficient these days and start complaining about christmas when the retail decorations go up on november 1st. we might just drive them off the edge, they might go crazy, let's do it

e: i also support new walla as long as Major Tom is its patron saint

pixaal

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If we do Christmas II can we keep Krampus this time?

Actually can we just make it Krampus day and we get to hid dress up with horns and scare all the kids?



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gormless goblin posted:

i think there'd be a goddamned riot if we had a second christmas in january. most people are really efficient these days and start complaining about christmas when the retail decorations go up on november 1st. we might just drive them off the edge, they might go crazy, let's do it

e: i also support new walla as long as Major Tom is its patron saint

along these lines, what can we do to make the christmas decorations go up even earlier? I'm thinking along the lines of an official Christmas Decorations Go Up Day where people spend a few hours working on getting thing looking festive then an afternoon and an evening of getting hosed up together on xmas beverages like eggnog, punch, and mulled cider? The kicker is that the holiday could be moved forward literally every year, with the goal of eventually making Christmas Decorations Go Up Day wrap around and begin on Nov. 26?

Christmas the whole year! the war on christmas can be over . . . if you want it!


ty nesamdoom!

Khanstant
i keep pushing for a third christmas in autumn, maybe one for spring too. chrimas in july and december isnt enough

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
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teen witch posted:

a second Xmas has hit the World Trade Center

literally lolled and had to try to explain why to my stepdaughter



Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Maybe April 20 should be a holiday of some kind?



Areola Grande

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Bacon Taco posted:

Maybe April 20 should be a holiday of some kind?

it's already Hitler's birthday AND the columbine tragedy anniversary. I'd name that one UNCHILL DAY I guess :shrug:

Twenty Four


Bacon Taco posted:

Maybe April 20 should be a holiday of some kind?

Areola Grande posted:

it's already Hitler's birthday AND the columbine tragedy anniversary. I'd name that one UNCHILL DAY I guess :shrug:

my birthday too, though, so it has that going for it

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Twenty Four posted:

my birthday too, though, so it has that going for it

At least you're not Hitler, posting buddy!




(you're not Hitler, right?)



pixaal

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Bacon Taco posted:

At least you're not Hitler, posting buddy!




(you're not Hitler, right?)

But when Ünderland threw off the dictatorship of Baron Underbite they elected Girl Hitler their president. By all accounts she did a good job. Why be angry at an entire family because their great great grandpa was a jerk. I mean he was the biggest jerk in all of history but that doesn't mean everyone related to him is!



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Khanstant posted:

i keep pushing for a third christmas in autumn, maybe one for spring too. chrimas in july and december isnt enough

"Yule in July" has a special ring to it :stoked:






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