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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth


As the western world finishes our New Year's weekend celebrations, it is easy to forget that next month begins the next year of Zodiac (Chinese) calender as well. Soon the Year of the Ox will end, to the dismay of cowgirl appreciators everywhere. In it's place begins the Year of the Tiger. How will you unleash your Tiger Mindset this year?


Will you train hard to unleash your most powerful posting?


Sometimes even tigers are lazy. Don't be like this couch potato tiger!


Beware: some who claim to have the Tiger Mindset are really just fakes.


Will you work hard to develop a skill? Dedication to a craft is also a form of Tiger Mindset, like the kind needed to make amazing Tiger Rolls!



I hope all goons use the opportunity for this new year to unleash their inner tiger! The next year after will be 2023, the Year of Rabbit. Clearly a pathetic and cowardly creature and definitely not an occasion that will create an unbelievable torrent of Mirko fanart. So be the best you can be right now! Also post your tigers thanks.

Happy Tiger Year, goons!

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

I’m a goat. Tigers get the cool songs.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Carol Baskin

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Meme Poker Party posted:

Will you train hard to unleash your most powerful posting?


I never watched the anime this character is from and even I know she's based on an african serval. I expected MPP to be more knowledgeable when it comes to japanese wank material.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
raaar

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Yaldabaoth posted:

I never watched the anime this character is from and even I know she's based on an african serval. I expected MPP to be more knowledgeable when it comes to japanese wank material.

Ok two things here:

1) This is my face when you refer to Kemono Friends as "wank material".




2) You're right it's not Tiger but it's not Serval either. It's Jaguar which is basically a tiger (tiger purists don't @ me!)

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

This happens in a month OP, you've got enough catgirl pics to last?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I'm a pig so apparently you tigers are really compatible with me

Time to line up goonettes and come find your goon king :mmmsmug:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Meme Poker Party posted:


2) You're right it's not Tiger but it's not Serval either. It's Jaguar which is basically a tiger (tiger purists don't @ me!)



Technically they are both in the Felidae family so maybe?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Garfield energy is strong here.
Wow.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Zil posted:

Technically they are both in the Felidae family so maybe?

I guess it's fine if your not a jerk who nitpicks over the cat girl having spots instead of stripes.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Not a great time to be a tiger at the Naples Zoo.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Hû cares.

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

you messed up OP. Get your anime animal girls straight.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

eye of the tiger is playing in my head all year.

please kill me

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
Tigers are top tier cats

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Well I'm a year of the dog so I hope I can be friends with a Tiger some day and they don't kill/eat me.

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



Kinda unfair for there to be tiger, dragon and snake years, and then a bunch of lame animals.

I could probably come up with another nine cool animals, especially if I'm allowed made up ones like dragons.

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Brutal Garcon posted:

Kinda unfair for there to be tiger, dragon and snake years, and then a bunch of lame animals.

I could probably come up with another nine cool animals, especially if I'm allowed made up ones like dragons.

Which of them are lame??? They all rule

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



Hedrigall posted:

Which of them are lame??? They all rule

Chicken, rabbit, cow, horse, sheep, mouse, pig

dog and monkey might be cool, depending

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Brutal Garcon posted:

Chicken, rabbit, cow, horse, sheep, mouse, pig

dog and monkey might be cool, depending

All of god's creatures are cool

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Brutal Garcon posted:

Chicken, rabbit, cow, horse, sheep, mouse, pig

dog and monkey might be cool, depending

NEW CHALLENGE TO ALL THREAD POSTERS

Find an example of all these animals being cool. Optionally, include tiger content too to keep us on topic. I will start with the chicken.


Cool Chicken:
https://i.imgur.com/TxObzvS.mp4


Classic Tiger Content:

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019


joe exotic did nothing wrong

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

Zil posted:

Technically they are both in the Felidae family so maybe?

heck they're both in the Panthera genus too :eng101:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The tiger died

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Hedrigall posted:

All of god's creatures are cool

Except man. :colbert:

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Man turned away from god a long time ago

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
Tiger Girl By Shabazik



quote:

"This time around I won't be left on the side by the tendencies! I will go ahead of the curve!

Last year that COW Asahi capitalized on the YEAR OF THE OX, but NO MORE! This time is ME, DOLORES DELANO who will catch the imagination of Crimson in a slutty outfit!"

"...so what are you doing?"

"This is the year of the Tiger, baby!"

"...isn't the year of the Water Tiger beginning only the 4th February? And still being the year of the Metal Ox? So still Asahi's time to shine?"

"OH SHUT UP!"

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Hi, I'm a fire dragon. I spit (fire) on all you weak tigers.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

You Are A Elf posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

I’m a goat. Tigers get the cool songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpofYybjXgQ&t=1305s

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
The new LEGO tiger has a butthole.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The tiger has no wife

Well What Now
Nov 10, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Shredded Hen
Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? & what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain,
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp,
Dare its deadly terrors clasp!

When the stars threw down their spears
And water'd heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

Tyger Tyger burning bright,
In the forests of the night:
What immortal hand or eye,
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

E: gently caress

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Comstar posted:

Tiger Girl By Shabazik



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Mods I do not why you probe this but please do not harass the posters of my thread! Yes the text was confusing but who cares! The people yearn for kawaii tiger girls.


Mods OUT!!!

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Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Soon the tiger will be equally real as the dragon, once they've all been ground up into boner pills (which, incidentally, is also what happened to the dragons)

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