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just drink cheap beer OP. i mean the truly cheap poo poo. also exercise and eat well
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2022 03:51 |
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# ¿ May 20, 2024 23:50 |
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and by exercise i dont mean "shove a bolus of speed in your rectum and hold it in there with a butt plug while you go roller blading" just jog or do yoga
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2022 03:54 |
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old english with orange juice sounds like it might be good. especially if both are near frozen if for some reason you can't go jogging or do yoga, just pace around your abode. if you are wheelchair bound, do eighty point turn arounds in your apartment hall austin powers style. if you are paraplegic, get some of those electrode muscle stimulators and, well i guess have a friend place them all over your body so that your primary muscles are always gently spasming. the wires can be hidden under your clothes. don't worry about the wires you can also have yourself affixed with a mask for blazing to augment the throat tube that feeds booze right into your stomach. actually you can do that whether you are paraplegic or not i suppose
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2022 04:47 |