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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I vant to suck your FUNK!

*plays star shaped bass guitar*

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Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Count funkula got me-too'd

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

More like Count Funk-U-Up

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Is Count Funkula friends or enemies with Count Dracuska?

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
playing drums as a cloud of bats assigned to each piece of the kit

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Many people don’t know this, but Count Funkula is really just a clone of Dr. Funkenstrin

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Ah ah ah ah stayin' undead, stayin' undead.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
*standing outside the club waiting to be invited in

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
If you want,
To dance to funk,
You know clammy d,
Is a slam dunk!

You can wiggle,
Your butt and such,
But it’s your cooter,
Clammy wanna munch!

Muahahahahaaaa! :fart: :drac: :slick:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Count "I'm calling to report that the funk is actually genital warts and you need to get tested. I'm sorry."

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Ah ah ah ah stayin' undead, stayin' undead.
disco not funk. do better. it's in your username

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

disco not funk. do better. it's in your username

And yet it's not in yours. Hmm gee who should I listen to? Me, who has it in their name or you who does not?

*struts out the door and directly into sunlight

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Funk is just disco with a wah pedal.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

syntaxfunction posted:

Funk is just disco with a wah pedal.

insanely wild take. get educated

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I wanna funk YOU up

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

syntaxfunction posted:

Funk is just disco with a wah pedal.

this dudes heterotica is giving me serious ringburn. you are unaware of the distinction between syncopation and four on the floor. this disco comparison has my rear end brunt. this jagoff has no knowledge of music prior to 1976. deal pronto or your soft. deal

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

syntaxfunction posted:

Funk is just disco with a wah pedal.

this goof thinks funk means slap bass. wah pedal. preposterous. this MF has got me tripping. james brown live in dallas 1968, track "there was a time". stubblefield drumming will make you drop a enchirito out of your crackass. closer to 90s jungle amen chops than to disco. get familiar. you must deal

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

syntaxfunction posted:

Funk is just disco with a wah pedal.

serious brain scan territory. go back to UCSD. glass dick, no knowledge of zigaboo modeliste or the meters generally. sophisticated cissy released 1968, listen to that poo poo and make your funk assertions. must you deal?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Och it’s yer boy Coont Foonkula, today we’re going to be talking about an absolute mad lad called Gavrilo Princip, but first RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Jiggle your boobs,
And wiggle your butt
Clammys favorite part
Is that big juicy c..

:slick:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
*is just Boney M with a little bit of pancake make-up on*

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Jiggle your boobs,
And wiggle your butt
Clammys favorite part
Is that big juicy c..

:slick:

Catchers mit,
All full of poo poo,
But you know you wanna,
Give it a lick
Even if my dick,
Gets covered in poo poo,
Balls still gleam,
All covered in spit.

:mario:

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