feelings that are worse than the sensation of hair in your mouth

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teen witch

the sensation of falling

# ? Jan 4, 2022 22:08

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when you accidentally slice into your fingernail

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# ? Jan 4, 2022 22:09

teen witch

physical manifestations of anxiety (for me, like ice is running through my veins, particularly behind my knees and legs)

# ? Jan 4, 2022 22:09

teen witch

a blossoming canker sore

# ? Jan 4, 2022 22:10

teen witch

immediately realizing that you called someone by an incorrect name

# ? Jan 4, 2022 22:10

teen witch

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

when you accidentally slice into your fingernail

aaaaAAAAAAAA

# ? Jan 4, 2022 22:11

teen witch

vomit but it is not your vomit

# ? Jan 4, 2022 22:12

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

The feel of running a sharp knife over the surface of a stainless steel countertop.

# ? Jan 4, 2022 22:53

biosterous

hair trapped between your eyelid and your face, assuming your facial structure makes that possible for you like it does for me

plus side, the feeling of untrapping the hair is a huge relief

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# ? Jan 4, 2022 23:23

doritto

teen witch posted:

physical manifestations of anxiety (for me, like ice is running through my veins, particularly behind my knees and legs)

ooooooof, for me when i start really panicking it kinda feels like im caught in a web, not like i feel the web but for some reason that is the only way i can describe it
i hate it so much

when someone is talking to you and you feel a droplet of their saliva land on you

# ? Jan 5, 2022 00:51

teen witch

doritto posted:

when someone is talking to you and you feel a droplet of their saliva land on you

this just dislodged a memory of a con once. I was sitting on the floor outside of a panel, waiting to go into the next one. someone came by, and somehow their rear end was perfectly level with my face and farted uncomfortably close to my mouth.

that person? the panel�s host.

# ? Jan 5, 2022 00:53

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Viginti Septem posted:

The feel of running a sharp knife over the surface of a stainless steel countertop.

hosed up post. I'm still squirming from having read this post :jail:

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# ? Jan 5, 2022 01:02

beer pal

when your floss gets stuck between your teeth and it gets frayed when u try to get it out and then the only way to get it out is to try to floss it again but guess what.... the floss gets stuck when u try to floss out the floss

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# ? Jan 5, 2022 01:45

Heather Papps: hello friend

beer pal posted:

when your floss gets stuck between your teeth and it gets frayed when u try to get it out and then the only way to get it out is to try to floss it again but guess what.... the floss gets stuck when u try to floss out the floss

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# ? Jan 5, 2022 01:50

Heather Papps: hello friend

not being sure if you took your medicine or not

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# ? Jan 5, 2022 01:51

Heather Papps: hello friend

when a dog comes into a room and comes straight towards you only to veer off at the last moment and get pets from someone else

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# ? Jan 5, 2022 01:51

Heather Papps: hello friend

being pretty sure that the person a distance away is your ex but you're over them now so you get ready to just walk past them without giving them a second glance but then you get closer and it's not them and the realization makes you stumble as you pass them by

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# ? Jan 5, 2022 01:52

Simsmagic: im beautiful

when two people are standing having a conversation in front of a shelf that you need to get something off of but you're too polite to ask them to move or reach around them

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# ? Jan 5, 2022 03:48

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Areola Grande posted:

hosed up post. I'm still squirming from having read this post

lol, I did this on accident the other day. I had removed the cutting board and forgot about it, then went to cut some meat and almost jumped out of my skin.

# ? Jan 5, 2022 04:57

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

when you're chewing on lightbulbs or glass christmas tree balls and a big piece goes way up high between your gums and cheek just way way up there

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# ? Jan 5, 2022 06:04

gormless goblin

teen witch posted:

vomit but it is not your vomit

the feeling of recognizing that your vomit is only bile, based on its weight/density

e: the feeling that because you know that you must have a godmadn drinking eaproblemr

gormless goblin fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Jan 5, 2022

# ? Jan 5, 2022 06:37

google THIS

When you think there's a hair in your food but on further investigation it turns out you were mistaken but it's too late, the damage is already done and you can't eat it now

# ? Jan 5, 2022 14:30

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

# ? Jan 5, 2022 14:32

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Little notch in your toenail you weren't aware of gets caught on your sock; you won't be able to get to a place where nobody will see you take off your shoe to fix it for at least twenty minutes

# ? Jan 5, 2022 19:36

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when you wave back at a person who's waving at someone just behind you

# ? Jan 6, 2022 00:01

alexandriao

teen witch posted:

the sensation of falling

when you can kind of feel your veins creak and you are worried this time it is a blood clot

:smith:

# ? Jan 6, 2022 01:05

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teen witch posted:

vomit but it is not your vomit

well, you can't exactly dust for vomit

# ? Jan 6, 2022 01:48

Gramps

hangin a piss, then you finish up and put away your piece and then about a teaspoon of piss dribbles into your underpants. makes you just wanna get back into bed and not get back up.

# ? Jan 7, 2022 16:45

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

making your s.o a big fancy dessert, and realizing you confused salt for sugar as she takes the first bite

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# ? Jan 7, 2022 18:47

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the sensation of hair in your anus

# ? Jan 7, 2022 19:15

Ass-penny

Bo-Pepper posted:

the sensation of hair in your anus

yeah the sensation of pulling a hair from your head out of your anus because you ate it is p bad.

also not a fan of waking up.

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# ? Jan 7, 2022 21:30

Ass-penny

Gramps posted:

hangin a piss, then you finish up and put away your piece and then about a teaspoon of piss dribbles into your underpants. makes you just wanna get back into bed and not get back up.

yeah

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# ? Jan 7, 2022 21:30

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

having to hold your eyeballs in place with your hands because you're coughing so hard

# ? Jan 7, 2022 23:30

Enfys: The ocean is calling and I must go

when you swallow something the wrong way and are coughing so hard that it makes the insides of your bones ache but you can't stop

# ? Jan 8, 2022 00:06

gleebster: Only a howler

Waking before the alarm rings, and realizing that that's not going to be for hours, and you're not sleeping again tonight.

# ? Jan 8, 2022 03:10

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gleebster posted:

Waking before the alarm rings, and realizing that that's not going to be for hours, and you're not sleeping again tonight.

this one is the worst :morning:

# ? Jan 8, 2022 04:06

Heather Papps: hello friend

kissing someone you know you don't care for

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# ? Jan 8, 2022 04:11

Ass-penny

gleebster posted:

Waking before the alarm rings, and realizing that that's not going to be for hours, and you're not sleeping again tonight.

# ? Jan 8, 2022 04:19

Gramps

I'll eat a handful of hair willingly before I let a popsicle stick rub against my teeth aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

# ? Jan 8, 2022 04:44

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When you�re right on the edge of falling asleep and suddenly you feel like you�re falling and wake right back up again

# ? Jan 8, 2022 07:14

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