feelings that are worse than the sensation of hair in your mouth

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Finger Prince

Doctor Dogballs posted:

when you're chewing on lightbulbs or glass christmas tree balls and a big piece goes way up high between your gums and cheek just way way up there

This but tortilla chips

# ? Jan 8, 2022 08:26

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# ? May 10, 2024 01:05

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Gramps posted:

I'll eat a handful of hair willingly before I let a popsicle stick rub against my teeth aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Promise?

# ? Jan 8, 2022 10:09

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

aluminum foil touching a cavity

# ? Jan 8, 2022 15:15

Manifisto

when you are in the middle of a series of involuntary sneezes and you have just completed a sneeze so you should have time to compose yourself but the need for the next sneeze is already building up intensely and you have to resign yourself to being essentially unable to talk or complete any other task until your body decides you have sneezed enough times, meanwhile people are saying things like "god bless you!" or "gesundheit!" every time you sneeze and you are annoyed and embarrassed that folks are focusing their attention on you when you can't tell them you're okay or to ignore you you'll be fine

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 8, 2022 17:56

Finger Prince

Feelings, sensations that you thought was dead. Remember, no squealin' _{cuz it's all in your head}

# ? Jan 8, 2022 18:00

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

having to sneeze right after eating, like, crackers
or having just bitten into an apple or banana

# ? Jan 8, 2022 18:42

teen witch

anxiety from thinking you hosed up, but you haven�t confirmed that you�ve hosed up. but you�re pretty sure.

# ? Jan 8, 2022 19:41

Manifisto

teen witch posted:

anxiety from thinking you hosed up, but you haven�t confirmed that you�ve hosed up. but you�re pretty sure.

extremely relatable

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 8, 2022 20:26

google THIS

The sensation of a mouth wrapped around your hair

# ? Jan 8, 2022 20:52

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

Manifisto posted:

extremely relatable

same

it's even more stressful now that I bury people for a living

# ? Jan 8, 2022 21:04

Uria aalge: Chi-la-la-la-lax

Bargearse posted:

When you�re right on the edge of falling asleep and suddenly you feel like you�re falling and wake right back up again

When you�re trying very hard to wake up from a horrible nightmare, but it drags you back in with its clammy claws and you�re too tired to fight sleep

Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!

Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

# ? Jan 9, 2022 20:33

Escape From Noise

Being born. :baduk:

# ? Jan 10, 2022 05:53

kalel

being horny

# ? Jan 10, 2022 06:13

google THIS

Snagging a hangnail while you pull a shirt sleeve on

# ? Jan 11, 2022 05:13

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

throwing out ur back while drying ur hair w/ a towel after a shower

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jan 11, 2022 05:20

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Broken leg

# ? Jan 11, 2022 08:16

poverty goat

realizing your fly has been down for an indeterminate amount of time

# ? Jan 11, 2022 13:30

Manifisto

biting into a peach but it turns out it's filled with angry wasps

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 11, 2022 16:46

Ass-penny

biting into an angry wasp but it turns out it's full of peaches

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Jan 11, 2022 22:16

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

movin to the country gonna eat me a lot of angry wasps

# ? Jan 11, 2022 22:28

Escape From Noise

poverty goat posted:

realizing your fly has been down for an indeterminate amount of time

I'm over it at this point.

# ? Jan 12, 2022 04:45

SIDS Vicious

touching styrofoam, walking in crispy snow

wow that was an old sig lol
chec k out my drawings the sidsons

# ? Jan 12, 2022 05:03

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Stepping in warm wet in socks

# ? Jan 12, 2022 12:05

google THIS

When your hands are so dry they crack

When your hands are so dry you gain a weak Spider-man grip on certain fabrics

When it's so dry your nose bleeds

I hate winter

# ? Jan 12, 2022 17:17

teen witch

google THIS posted:

When your hands are so dry they crack

When your hands are so dry you gain a weak Spider-man grip on certain fabrics

When it's so dry your nose bleeds

I hate winter

hello dyshidrotic eczema fam!!! welcome to my hands looking cronenbergian for half a year it is great!!!

even better with hand sanitizers everywhere and you look like a gross freak if you want a break from laser focused stinging.

red pill you are in pain, itchy, and your hands hurt to use
blue pill is the same as above but it�s also slathered in vasoline so poo poo is sticky

# ? Jan 12, 2022 17:22

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

teen witch posted:

hello dyshidrotic eczema fam!!! welcome to my hands looking cronenbergian for half a year it is great!!!

even better with hand sanitizers everywhere and you look like a gross freak if you want a break from laser focused stinging.

red pill you are in pain, itchy, and your hands hurt to use
blue pill is the same as above but it’s also slathered in vasoline so poo poo is sticky

Psoriasis hands here, and same.

# ? Jan 12, 2022 21:07

poverty goat

Queen-Of-Hearts posted:

Stepping in warm wet in socks

kitty litter on hard floor barefoot

# ? Jan 13, 2022 05:53

Escape From Noise

Jogging

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Jan 13, 2022 12:57

teen witch

interrupted naps :mad:

# ? Jan 13, 2022 13:09

Uria aalge: Chi-la-la-la-lax

existential despair

Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!

Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!

"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain

# ? Jan 13, 2022 13:12

poverty goat

wide awake and ready to start the day at 2:30am

# ? Jan 13, 2022 14:43

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Escape From Noise posted:

Jogging

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jan 13, 2022 15:19

kalel

teen witch posted:

interrupted naps

being tired but not sleepy so you just sit in your bed and stare at the ceiling

# ? Jan 13, 2022 16:26

Cosmik Slop: What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Realizing you're gonna have to blow up the magic rock in your robot boyfriend's head before the purple guy gets it

# ? Jan 14, 2022 05:38

poverty goat

Being kind of sick but not too sick and not knowing whether you have covid or not because you're afraid to waste your one precious home covid test

# ? Jan 14, 2022 15:55

google THIS

poverty goat posted:

Being kind of sick but not too sick and not knowing whether you have covid or not because you're afraid to waste your one precious home covid test

Biting the bullet and getting a negative result but never feeling confident about it

# ? Jan 16, 2022 00:12

google THIS

Trying to find a solution to a programming/software problem and all you get are issue report threads from 2016 with "Anyone find a workaround for this yet?" comments as recently as three days ago.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 02:19

knuthgrush: Be brave; clench fists.

Sarah Cenia posted:

aluminum foil touching a cavity

Or fillings/crowns.. Galvanic shock is awful.

Also dry paper or wood in your mouth. Eating something soft and discovering something hard is in it. Waiting on medical results.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 02:28

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

knuthgrush posted:

Or fillings/crowns.. Galvanic shock is awful.

Also dry paper or wood in your mouth. Eating something soft and discovering something hard is in it. Waiting on medical results.

love 2 eat paper in small amounts personally. idk why

# ? Jan 22, 2022 03:08

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# ? May 10, 2024 01:05

kalel

google THIS posted:

Trying to find a solution to a programming/software problem and all you get are issue report threads from 2016 with "Anyone find a workaround for this yet?" comments as recently as three days ago.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 04:42

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