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Manifisto


when you are in the middle of a series of involuntary sneezes and you have just completed a sneeze so you should have time to compose yourself but the need for the next sneeze is already building up intensely and you have to resign yourself to being essentially unable to talk or complete any other task until your body decides you have sneezed enough times, meanwhile people are saying things like "god bless you!" or "gesundheit!" every time you sneeze and you are annoyed and embarrassed that folks are focusing their attention on you when you can't tell them you're okay or to ignore you you'll be fine


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Manifisto


teen witch posted:

anxiety from thinking you hosed up, but you haven’t confirmed that you’ve hosed up. but you’re pretty sure.

extremely relatable


ty nesamdoom!

Manifisto


biting into a peach but it turns out it's filled with angry wasps


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Manifisto


Areola Grande posted:

love 2 eat paper in small amounts personally. idk why

"small amounts"

better watch that buddy or soon you'll be up to a two ream a day habit

heading out to the local staples at 3am during a snowstorm because you're running low on 32lb stock . . . been there . . .


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Manifisto


the sensation of a (cat) mouth in your hair, when they try to persuade you to feed them by literally gnawing at your head

(a family cat used to do that to me when I was young and became responsible for the morning feeding, don't need no alarm clock when kitty storms into your room and starts to nibble you)


ty nesamdoom!

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