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Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo


Feels good.

Its very sexual.

I feel more ADVANCED sexually.


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Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
I F E E L

S O

A L I V E

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
THANK YOU NURSE! I FEEL SAFE AN BETTER!

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
And I didnt die once

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

gas

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Did the "doctor" say something along the lines of, "The first booster shot is free."?

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_DEmybI1ag

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

Tarquinn posted:

Did the "doctor" say something along the lines of, "The first booster shot is free."?

No, but I got pulled over by the cops on the way and they made me take a Ho Test?

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
I got mine on Friday and still feel hosed up

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

interwhat posted:

I got mine on Friday and still feel hosed up

Yeah some people are weak like baby about this stuff, and some are not.

I dont know the full science but its like height and attractiveness and poo poo times Pi or something.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


How fast can you go now OP?

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

How fast can you go now OP?

Its not about the physical speed at all, many people think this.

Its about processing capacity.

I can picture having sex, in my mind, about 4 or 5 times faster now.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Greg of Doom posted:


I can picture having sex, in my mind, about 4 or 5 times faster now.

How big is the guy’s dick?

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

How big is the guy’s dick?

69MHz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt7Yr_vPLJE

Greg of Doom fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Jan 5, 2022

Soapy_Bumslap
Jun 19, 2013

We're gonna need a bigger chode
Grimey Drawer
Call me when they roll out the boobster shot right fellas

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Greg of Doom posted:

No, but I got pulled over by the cops on the way and they made me take a Ho Test?

Well, don't leave us hanging! Are you a ho?

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

Soapy_Bumslap posted:

Call me when they roll out the boobster shot right fellas

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

Tarquinn posted:

Well, don't leave us hanging! Are you a ho?

I didn't even know it was a real test.

Nah, I failed, but they let me go, cool, and said I should be on the watch out as they were always on the prowl for crime.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Huh, one of the symptoms of the COVID Vaccine is you become a Highlander



This changes everything!

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
IKEA should be online only and sell everything by weight.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
They only killed Oswald because people all whatever the gently caress a book depository is was getting too much attention

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
If I was interviewing an author I would ask waht their favorite page is

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
If you stay in a bath too lomg your skin gets all qrinkly

it starts looking like a brain

Thats because your biggest organ is in its prime growth state...amniotic... its gaining sentience.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
You ever fallen in love?

its not bad.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9MjWBInGZ0

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

God I wish that was me.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

God I wish that was me.

imagine if it was?

just an idea

Imagining or whatever

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I was going to get the booster, but I don’t want to end up like the OP.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Greg of Doom posted:

You ever fallen in love?

its not bad.



Worst thing that's happened to me

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Covid is how God is rapturing up the faithful and he's giving people subconscious thoughts warning them not to get the vaccine. It's why anti-vaxxers feel 100% confident in their decision to not get vaccinated.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
......DECISION..........

........ 100% confident.

in their decision.......

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
The Greg of Doom

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Greg of Doom posted:

Its not about the physical speed at all, many people think this.

Its about processing capacity.

I can picture having sex, in my mind, about 4 or 5 times faster now.

That is physical speed OP.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
im getting mine in a few hours and i hope its makes me cum like a baby gorilla

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i got mine last week but i thought it was a bit strange that the doctor used a lighter to heat up the vaccine in a metal spoon before injecting it

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
I got mine on the 30th and had no side effects except a mildly sore arm. Then I got covid from going out on New Year's Eve. Oh well.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
You want a participation trophy? Wow you did the bare minimum good for you get the gently caress outta here with this gobbledygook

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
i got my booster then a week later i had bloodwork done and i think they siphoned off my vaxx to keep it for themselves. theyre probably drinking it right now and laughing and slapping

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
I'm counting the days untill I can get my third shot.

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Cryomancer
Jan 22, 2005

Indeed.
I got my booster and it knocked me down for like 4 days, but I welcomed it!

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