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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Picture this...
 
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Escape From Noise

 Now I'm going you to really need you to focus with your mind's eye, really visualize everything in as much detail as you possibly can. I need you to be able to see EVERYTHING...We were both butt naked bangin' on the bathroom floor! Let that marinate for a bit. Just imagine the scene; the sights, the sounds, the smells.

* # ? Jan 6, 2022 10:07
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Dumb Sex-Parrot
 that song was on the radio all the time back when I had a job as a pig keeper. thinkin' bout them pigs now :unsmith:






thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

* # ? Jan 6, 2022 12:03
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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Okay how is this any different to what I do all day anyways?

* # ? Jan 6, 2022 13:26
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hot cocoa on the couch

 that wasn't me

https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4

a LEGENDARY sig by the LEGENDARY LAP

* # ? Jan 6, 2022 13:35
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Dumb Sex-Parrot
 the trick to keeping track of all your spare keys is not to have any spare keys and a locksmith on speed-dial






thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

* # ? Jan 6, 2022 14:12
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hot cocoa on the couch

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

that wasn't me

just want to clear the air, none of the other things (being on the counter, bangin on the sofa, having her in the shower, being caught on the camera, etc. etc.) were me either. i've been grossly misrepresented

https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4

a LEGENDARY sig by the LEGENDARY LAP

* # ? Jan 6, 2022 14:48
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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
In 2000 when this song was new it came on when we were driving with my dad and he got so embarrassed and flustered by the lyrics that he just turned off at the next exit and took us to Outback. He barely picked at his bloomin' onion he was so ashamed of the words and deeds of Shaggy and that his children had to know about them, trespass and a-witness to scenarios we did not and could not begin to understand. As for me I had cheese fries. And for awhile afterwards my brother would sing the only lines he could kind of remember, which were "Picturous, we were both butt-naked, Bambi on the bathroom door" but in kind of a vaudeville voice like the WB frog. So in the end things worked out quite well for Shaggy and me.





-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!
* # ? Jan 6, 2022 17:48
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teen witch
 Sicily, 1922

* # ? Jan 6, 2022 20:21
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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Illicit sexual liaisons in places you can be caught are fun, sure. But have you ever had a REALLY good donut?

* # ? Jan 6, 2022 21:06
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nut

 *Detective Reyes runs a finger along the linoleum and brings it up to his tongue. He winces a wince he has winced too much.*

“Mr. Boombastic has been here…”

* # ? Jan 6, 2022 21:48
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google THIS

 Minority Report Tom Cruise: (rapidly swiping and zooming around a scene of two butt-naked figures banging) They're on the bathroom floor!

Precog: (gasping and lifting her head out of the water) It wasn't me!

* # ? Jan 6, 2022 23:07
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Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
lol

* # ? Jan 7, 2022 04:35
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Ass-penny

 op are you familiar with bofa?


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

* # ? Jan 7, 2022 05:12
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Khanstant
 bank of fuckin america? hell yeah i am, never used em

* # ? Jan 7, 2022 08:16
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cruft

Khanstant posted:

bank of fuckin america? hell yeah i am, never used em

I did in college. Someone misread a $120 check as $720 and I got overdrawn. Weeks worth of checks bounced, everybody in town hated me, and the fuckers at the bank, after a week-long "investigation" which apparently didn't consist of reading the actual check, decided I had written the check for $720. It wasn't until my dad stormed into a branch office threatening to call Marvin Zindler that they actually read the check and decided, oops, it had been misread.

This is why I will never give those assholes my money again. Bank Of Fuckin' America is about right, you'd better assume the position if you use them.

* # ? Jan 7, 2022 22:05
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 the worlds most respected otolaryngologist: mr burrell there is no way you thought the timbre of your voice was normal. we need to perform surgery immediately.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Jan 7, 2022 22:10
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cruft

 I'm picturing it and seeing the men's room at the baseball stadium, and I gotta tell ya, babe, this concept really isn't doing much for me.

* # ? Jan 7, 2022 22:53
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