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So, everyone knows for a fact that when you refrain from cranking your incel stick you are imbued with intense reserves of testosterone. My prostate has been working double time to inject powerful energy cums into my blood stream for near a month now. I feel focused and alert and honestly, like I could do anything. so far all ive done is draw tiddies while crying and punching my dick, but I think I could be doing more.
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Have you considered inventing a cheap source of renewable energy?
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Jan 7, 2022 19:33
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jerkin it
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The Bloop posted:Have you considered inventing a cheap source of renewable energy? Literally every chance I get I preach online to join nofap, its free and gives you an unstoppable tide of energy, sinking coastal towns. Lucky Guy posted:jerkin it how do i ban u from my thread?
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Jan 7, 2022 19:38
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I will fap enough for us both, OP, cancelling out your efforts, in a cosmic sense at least
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Jan 7, 2022 19:40
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Wasn’t nofap in November? Why you still nofappin?
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Jan 7, 2022 19:43
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'Umility, of course.
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isnt this a proud boy thing?
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The Bloop posted:I will fap enough for us both, OP, cancelling out your efforts, in a cosmic sense at least I pity you, your cums are poisoned with spite. I will pray for you Bags Fly at Noon posted:Wasn’t nofap in November? Why you still nofappin? nofap is a lifestyle not a trend you dumb gently caress rear end in a top hat GOD
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Uriah Heep posted:I pity you, your cums are poisoned with spite. I will pray for you Seems like a bad idea OP.
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Jan 7, 2022 19:49
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Sorry I didnt mean to fly off the handle, sometimes my cums are so backed up it seeps into my brain and causes bouts of rage and deep dispair. But thats how I know its working. Soon I will be a cum wizard and be able to manipulate all forms of matter with cum in them, no pain no gain.
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thinking about making a Avengers Lego stop motion film
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Uriah Heep posted:Sorry I didnt mean to fly off the handle, sometimes my cums are so backed up it seeps into my brain and causes bouts of rage and deep dispair. You're thinking of turds
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Jan 7, 2022 19:55
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Please change OP’s name to “Urethra Cheap”
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The Bloop posted:You're thinking of turds cum and turds are two sides of the same coin. attend my Zoom webinar to learn more (hands must be visible at all times)
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Jan 7, 2022 19:58
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A powerful Kamehameha
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:A powerful Kamehameha I would need to become a vessel for a forums worth of nofap energy. Would be a beautiful thing to pull off, gives me hope.
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Jan 7, 2022 20:01
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Tuggin I guess
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I cum in many different ways since becoming a nofap warrior. My brain cums when I am intellectually stimulated by the Halo novelization, my spirit cums when i listen to nofap sermons. My fingers cum when I adjust the Lego hulks arm by one degree and finish the arc of motion Ive been photographing in slightly different positions for the past 3 hours.
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Jan 7, 2022 20:04
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Uriah Heep posted:how do i ban u from my thread? via, you guessed it, jerkin it
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You need a toy you can beat up like a speedbag whenever you want. 
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Lucky Guy posted:via, you guessed it, jerkin it mods?!! ClamdestineBoyster posted:You need a toy you can beat up like a speedbag whenever you want. I appreciate the advice, but exercise is bad for the nofapper. Its a fine balance between high testosterone and dangerous levels. Im afraid if I ever raised my heartrate even a bit, I might upset the balance and be more cum than man.
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Semen sculpti- oh.
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World piss
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LuckyCat posted:I’d like to hear from Derpies on this one. here's a shovel go dig up his grave
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i heard a guy died from "nofap"
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Wizard Master
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did u get magic mind powers yet OP?
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Das Boo posted:Semen sculpti- oh. This is what I will miss most about my pre-nofap days. Craft days with the boys making delightful figurines. We'd mix all the cum together in a communal pool, strength in diversity. Sad to leave that behind but I have a new cummunity now. kntfkr posted:i heard a guy died from "nofap" its true, we lost a great brother that day. Came too close to the sun  Panic! At The Tesco posted:did u get magic mind powers yet OP? No, it could be years. One day at a time.
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grow cum shrooms in your balls op
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Smugworth posted:here's a shovel go dig up his grave I just wanted to rub salt in the mods wounds. Mod “sass” if you will. OP you prolly shouldn’t think about the ramifications of jerking a lot, just jerk when your body feels like it it’s probably the most healthy outlook
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Uriah Heep posted:mods?!! I don't know if they jerk it or not, wouldn't want to make any impolite assumptions
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Jan 7, 2022 21:01
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Butt stuff, op
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Uriah Heep posted:Literally every chance I get I preach online to join nofap, its free and gives you an unstoppable tide of energy, sinking coastal towns. I won't even post lol at you, this is just sad.
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:I won't even post lol at you, this is just sad. ShortyMR.CAT posted:Butt stuff, op beer gas canister posted:grow cum shrooms in your balls op LuckyCat posted:OP you prolly shouldn’t think about the ramifications of jerking a lot, just jerk when your body feels like it it’s probably the most healthy outlook
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invent the sequel to calculus
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