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why are you doing nofap OP? Just to tourer yourself? What is the point aside from internet points
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:why are you doing nofap OP? Just to tourer yourself? What is the point aside from internet points according to some Chinese folklore I read recently if you cum too much you will die. This is why ghosts and fox spirits frequently try to steal cum from the living. This association has also been made in the west but in a veiled and subconscious form (bustin makes me feel good, etc)
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Jan 7, 2022 21:38
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You need a NoFap crystal to absorb all the redirected cum energy.
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:according to some Chinese folklore I read recently if you cum too much you will die. This is why ghosts and fox spirits frequently try to steal cum from the living. This association has also been made in the west but in a veiled and subconscious form (bustin makes me feel good, etc) ghost and fox spirits are kinda gross. What the hell are they gonna do with my cum?
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Jan 7, 2022 21:48
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:according to some Chinese folklore I read recently if you cum too much you will die. This is why ghosts and fox spirits frequently try to steal cum from the living. This association has also been made in the west but in a veiled and subconscious form (bustin makes me feel good, etc) Psshhhh yeah we’ll see about that buddy. 
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Jan 7, 2022 21:50
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:ghost and fox spirits are kinda gross. What the hell are they gonna do with my cum? They use it to charge up (like a crystal)
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Jan 7, 2022 21:51
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:They use it to charge up (like a crystal) awful and I hate it. come take my cum Kleenex you awful ghosts. No really come take it, it covers my carpet
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Jan 7, 2022 21:54
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molon labe!!!
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Jan 7, 2022 22:02
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Figure out how to open doors with your mind powers, and more importantly how to slam doors shut right in someone's face. Ghosts do this all the time so it's about time the living figure it out too
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Jan 7, 2022 22:13
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Mooey Cow posted:Figure out how to open doors with your mind powers, and more importantly how to slam doors shut right in someone's face. Ghosts do this all the time so it's about time the living figure it out too numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Jan 7, 2022 |
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Jan 7, 2022 22:17
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Mooey Cow posted:Figure out how to open doors with your mind powers, and more importantly how to slam doors shut right in someone's face. Ghosts do this all the time so it's about time the living figure it out too ghosts have no constraints for time or space. They aren't slamming your door. They have better things to do
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Jan 7, 2022 22:18
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although, they have no constraints for time or space. Would be nothing for them to slam your door, just to gently caress up your day
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Jan 7, 2022 22:20
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heard a door slam and went to check on it when I felt a weird sensation. By the time I figured out what was going on a fox spirit had made me cum two times
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Jan 7, 2022 22:21
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:heard a door slam and went to check on it when I felt a weird sensation. By the time I figured out what was going on a fox spirit had made me cum two times what you need is a chicken hutch. The fox spirit will kill them then get sleepy
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Jan 7, 2022 22:23
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unless you like it. then more power to you
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Jan 7, 2022 22:24
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you should prepare a chamber to slumber 1000 years when you awaken as a cum lich your power will be unsurpassed
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Jan 7, 2022 22:55
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Ghost-assisted cums are the best. The undead chill of their ephemeral fingers wrapped around your prostate ooooohhhhhhh MAMA!!!
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Jan 7, 2022 22:58
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I woke up this morning and my sheets and pants were wet. I thought I may have unconsciously broken my nofap streak and had a forbidden nightly emission. Turns out I just pissed my pants. Stay strong brothers
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Jan 7, 2022 23:07
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Bad Purchase posted:you should prepare a chamber to slumber 1000 years Do you think a rented storage space will be ok? My mom is kicking me out in June.
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master the 48 deadly arts EDIT: oops scratch that idea. the 43rd deadly art is masturbation bossy lady fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Jan 7, 2022 |
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Uriah Heep posted:I woke up this morning and my sheets and pants were wet. I thought I may have unconsciously broken my nofap streak and had a forbidden nightly emission. Turns out I just pissed my pants. no worries. you probably just pissed the bed
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Jan 7, 2022 23:15
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:no worries. you probably just pissed the bed Maybe if you practiced nofap you would have the mental fortitude to finish reading my post and see we came to the same cumclusion. smh I will pray for you.
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Jan 7, 2022 23:20
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Uriah Heep posted:Maybe if you practiced nofap you would have the mental fortitude to finish reading my post and see we came to the same cumclusion. smh i think if you ever read my posts before you would find I cannot read and am just pressing buttons at random.
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Jan 7, 2022 23:27
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:i think if you ever read my posts before you would find I cannot read and am just pressing buttons at random. For the ultimate form of internet points, post count. I respect the hustle.
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Jan 7, 2022 23:40
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You could make yourself available to being a fap cheerleader. Thinking Craigslist ad. Go to someone's house. Maybe a cheerleader outfit but really accommodate the fapper as much as you can with your costumes. Cheer them on. "You got this hoss!"
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Jan 7, 2022 23:46
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Uriah Heep posted:For the ultimate form of internet points, post count. I respect the hustle. I don't need internet points. I like talking to people on the internet and sometimes being the antagonist, so they can be the antagonist to me. Very happy you didn't piss the bed
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Uriah Heep posted:I woke up this morning and my sheets and pants were wet. I thought I may have unconsciously broken my nofap streak and had a forbidden nightly emission. Turns out I just pissed my pants. Probably from night-fapping. Sometimes you just start punching you’reself in the bladder and spraying everywhere. Something that could easily be cured by GBS brand posting mitts. 
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Jan 7, 2022 23:55
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Uriah Heep posted:Do you think a rented storage space will be ok? My mom is kicking me out in June. i would recommend a burrow or a cave
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Uriah Heep posted:My prostate has been working double time to inject powerful energy cums into my blood stream for near a month now. Does jacking off and then manually injecting the jizz back into your bloodstream intravenously provide the same effect?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I don't need internet points. quote:Very happy you didn't piss the bed ClamdestineBoyster posted:Probably from night-fapping. Sometimes you just start punching you’reself in the bladder and spraying everywhere. Something that could easily be cured by GBS brand posting mitts. Not far off, I have restless leg syndrome which sometimes causes me to repeatedly jackhammer my legs into a squatting position. Sometimes I pee sometimes I poo poo. There is no cure. I plan to start a gofundme to crowdsource my weekly consumption of sheets. Bad Purchase posted:i would recommend a burrow or a cave  I will keep an eye out. The spiritual energy of the cave needs to be perfect. Over a bed of moss, a perfectly positioned stalactite should hang at cock level. I plug my urethra into it, I am a part of the cave now. Uriah Heep fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Jan 8, 2022 |
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Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:Does jacking off and then manually injecting the jizz back into your bloodstream intravenously provide the same effect? The cum or "jizz", as you call it, is merely a vessel for energy. Once it leaves the body there is no amount of IV bags filled with cum that can bring it back. I lost a good friend that way. Poor misguided soul.
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Uriah Heep posted:Am I just a joke to you? Yes.
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Uriah Heep posted:You do it out of love, even more admirable, but— Hmmmm, like a big chicken, trying to lay an egg, but the egg is piss. 
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Jan 8, 2022 00:17
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According to science, if a guy stops masturbating, testosterone builds up in his system until he turns into a violent ape and starts lashing out at everything in sight. So enjoy getting Harambe'd, OP.
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Jan 8, 2022 00:23
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Uriah Heep posted:Literally every chance I get I preach online to join nofap, its free and gives you an unstoppable tide of energy, sinking coastal towns. Do I get to choose which coastal towns I sink? Because I am getting sick and loving tired of Dubrovnik and its superior attitude.
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Do I get to choose which coastal towns I sink? Because I am getting sick and loving tired of Dubrovnik and its superior attitude. go to assateague island maryland. Hang out with some ponies. Always cool birds there too
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Yaldabaoth posted:According to science, if a guy stops masturbating, testosterone builds up in his system until he turns into a violent ape and starts lashing out at everything in sight. I agree that OP will become a hero to many on the internet if they keep this up. And I hope that despite their humility they will enjoy it.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:ghosts have no constraints for time or space. They aren't slamming your door. They have better things to do Like what stealing my drat cum?! ITS MINE YOU STUPID GHOSTS
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Lucky Guy posted:jerkin it
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:go to assateague island maryland. Hang out with some ponies. Always cool birds there too Assateague is indeed cool, but I am worried that the powerfully masculine nofap energy radiating from my body would intimidate all the ponies and birds, driving them from the island and causing an ecological disaster. Maybe op should have been more transparent about the dangers of not tuggin.
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