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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

There's really nothing worse! what's interesting is most people are born with a built-in bullshit detector, which I think picks up on desperation, but someone being above their pay grade allows for all sorts of exceptions to be made.

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Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
belly buttons and nipples, seriously whats up with that????

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Misconstruing things as being completely stationary and lowering your guard only to have the things start moving toward you very quickly

Weather forecasts claiming it's Sunny when it's actually not due to a low, but very discernable, number of cumulus clouds in the sky that are mostly residual now though this doesn't invalidate their existence the moment you're looking up the weather forecast on your phone while also looking at the sky noticing the jarring difference.

Lag

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Breathing

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Cats the musical

I saw the movie in what turned out to be an impromptu rowdy showing and one guy loudly asked, "Anyone else horny?!"
Found out later it was one of the actors from Glee.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Cats the musical

the opposite of this

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Das Boo posted:

I saw the movie in what turned out to be an impromptu rowdy showing and one guy loudly asked, "Anyone else horny?!"
Found out later it was one of the actors from Glee.

Well, was anyone?

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Was it the butthole cut

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

feet that smell like cheese

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
cheese that smells like feet

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Feeling any kind of human connection

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
not appreciating the evolutionary perfection of the dunkleosteus

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Faking the funk on a nasty dunk

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Being a goddamn idiot

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Bismuth posted:

the opposite of this

Dogs the Silent movie?

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Milo and POTUS posted:

Dogs the Silent movie?

they're turned off by cats the musical, im turned off by anything that isnt cats the musical

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

No books in their house

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
Peggy Hill

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Genital and nipple piercings.

No seriously. Just looking at that makes me imagine how painful it must have been and eewwww!!!

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
Smoking :barf:

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


anal plus intestinal parasites kills the mood every time. get your guts checked for the love of god.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


men who have a bigger penis than mine

women who have a smaller penis than mine

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
When the bees come out. :(

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
War

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

anal plus intestinal parasites kills the mood every time. get your guts checked for the love of god.

Nothing better than a tape worm wrapping itself around and sucking yo dick while you're fuckin a butt imo :q:

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



Anime

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
The expectation that I find a meatbag so irresistible that I lose my self-control

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Mean people

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
When there's music on in the background and its something I really want to listen to. "yeah, that's great honey, but this chord progression coming up is amazing. DUN-DUN-BWHAAAAA!!! Wait where are you going? The song isn't over!"

Note: I didn't say this is my turnoff

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Turning off my monitor

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Those designer jeans full of of huge holes and tears in them where they’re not even a pair of jeans anymore, but a bunch of blue strings loosely connected around the legs.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
Low k/d ratio

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
PLEASE LIKE ME is grotesque

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
And hit the subscribe button

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

OB-GYN Kenobi posted:

And hit the subscribe button
To be fair if you already are subscribed that button makes you unsubscribe.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

not recognizing when it's my turn to use the xbox

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Brother Tadger posted:

No books in their house

Could just go to the library instead?


You Are A Elf posted:

Those designer jeans full of of huge holes and tears in them where they’re not even a pair of jeans anymore, but a bunch of blue strings loosely connected around the legs.

Look great on girls with tanned toned legs though

My turn off is obnoxious people who have to make everything about them. Like, they can't even laugh without it being so performative that it's not about another person being funny, it's about them showing what a great sense of humour they have. Similarly girls who take lots of selfies past their mid 20s

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

lives in haunted house

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread


Racism

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

You Are A Elf posted:

Those designer jeans full of of huge holes and tears in them where they’re not even a pair of jeans anymore, but a bunch of blue strings loosely connected around the legs.

Lol what are your thoughts on rap music.

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