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JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat
Your partner spending $500-700+ a month, every month, on poo poo like Starbucks and Panera Bread while watching yourself slip deeper and deeper into debt and every time you try to talk to them about it you get accused of being stingy and stealing fun, also how are we going to pay the power bill this month?

Perhaps we can use this pile of chocolate-chip-acino receipts?

Complete financial and mathematical illiteracy, the belief that "I deserve" mindless luxury even if you can't afford it, refusal to recognize three-dimensional physical reality if it conflicts with what you want at this very moment.

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CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
Never having moved from DVD to blu-ray.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

foot stuff

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

JonathonSpectre posted:

Your partner spending $500-700+ a month, every month, on poo poo like Starbucks and Panera Bread while watching yourself slip deeper and deeper into debt and every time you try to talk to them about it you get accused of being stingy and stealing fun, also how are we going to pay the power bill this month?

Perhaps we can use this pile of chocolate-chip-acino receipts?

Complete financial and mathematical illiteracy, the belief that "I deserve" mindless luxury even if you can't afford it, refusal to recognize three-dimensional physical reality if it conflicts with what you want at this very moment.

telling me i cant have my nice coffee drink

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


True Crime Podcasts

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

PokeJoe posted:

Well, was anyone?

Likely, it was packed.

PokeJoe posted:

Was it the butthole cut

Sadly, no. I'd say definitely to the above if it were.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Poohs Packin posted:

Lol what are your thoughts on rap music.

Rock the Bells Radio and SiriusXM Fly are the first two presets on my car stereo and phone app. Also, still have all my rap cassettes and CDs from 1986 to 2002 (except for my No Limit Records discography which I stupidly got rid of). My most cherished and rarest CD is a first pressing of Doggystyle which I bought the second day it came out that contains a song that was removed almost immediately because they couldn’t get the sample cleared before the first press shipped and also had this song listed that was already removed for the same sample clearance issue and can only be found as a low-fi bootleg:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irwRaVtCLfY

The sample in question is Les McCann’s “Go On and Cry”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q4H0zmaU5Q

Which later showed up on Warren G’s album the following year, having finally gotten the sample cleared;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gKS4bcuUI0

Which I also bought in 1994 and own. You know what else got owned? Turn off your monitor :smugdog:

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I'm always turned on. I didn't know there was another option

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Sightly different from my own far left politics.

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Bismuth posted:

the opposite of this

Dogs the Cacaphony?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

ikanreed posted:

Sightly different from my own far left politics.

MAGA makes my dick shrivel and fall off

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark
Exes, amirite?

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Sex

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Genuine and recently applicable example - crypto investor

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



A bath and bodywork’s credit card

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
chaotic neutral

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
When they have an asymetric number of nipples

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Smoking.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Turning off three mile island served like a big one

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
A pulse

Lorthdon
Feb 20, 2006
Pressing and holding down the power button located on the back of my neck for five seconds.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
“I like to think of myself as kind of a Patrick Bateman type, god he is so cool in that movie”

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark
Smoking step___ feet

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
Anyone that uses "bruh" "sus" "fr" or any of these new stupid teen slangs. "LOL" is ok.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

zaepg posted:

Anyone that uses "bruh" "sus" "fr" or any of these new stupid teen slangs. "LOL" is ok.

What about "ket" and "must"

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

zaepg posted:

Anyone that uses "bruh" "sus" "fr" or any of these new stupid teen slangs. "LOL" is ok.

I'm finna dunk yo rear end fr. On God.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
I'm literally shaking and crying right now.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




expressing sincere enjoyment of anything

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Everyone complaining about feet needs to embrace their true nature (you actually love feet, just no balls to admit it) :twisted:

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

You Are A Elf posted:

Rock the Bells Radio and SiriusXM Fly are the first two presets on my car stereo and phone app. Also, still have all my rap cassettes and CDs from 1986 to 2002 (except for my No Limit Records discography which I stupidly got rid of). My most cherished and rarest CD is a first pressing of Doggystyle which I bought the second day it came out that contains a song that was removed almost immediately because they couldn’t get the sample cleared before the first press shipped and also had this song listed that was already removed for the same sample clearance issue and can only be found as a low-fi bootleg:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irwRaVtCLfY

The sample in question is Les McCann’s “Go On and Cry”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q4H0zmaU5Q

Which later showed up on Warren G’s album the following year, having finally gotten the sample cleared;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gKS4bcuUI0

Which I also bought in 1994 and own. You know what else got owned? Turn off your monitor :smugdog:

Do you still wear Girbaud Jeans and Lugz boots?

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Pornography which starts out with anyone wearing a mask.

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


Szyznyk posted:

Pornography which starts out with anyone wearing a mask.

COVID is real, get over it you anti-vax trash.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Probably terminal illness. Terminal illness is NOT sexy.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Smoking and large labia minora.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Poohs Packin posted:

Do you still wear Girbaud Jeans and Lugz boots?

Nah, I wore K-Swiss or Reeboks with ordinary jeans. Wasn’t too particular about the brand. The ‘90s as a teen were wild, man.

Anyway, content: doesn’t think fart jokes are funny.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

when she puts her rear end in my face and lets a huge one rip but there's barely any aroma or texture to it, it really kills the mood because all i can think about is that i paid good money for substandard farts

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Wall Balls posted:

when she puts her rear end in my face and lets a huge one rip but there's barely any aroma or texture to it, it really kills the mood because all i can think about is that i paid good money for substandard farts

get a covid test

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Bad Purchase posted:

get a covid test

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Kirk Vikernes posted:

Smoking and large labia minora.

Which do you typically learn about first

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
When my wife is riding me and says "This isn't happening." and I'm like "What?" then she says "This isn't happening because I don't exist." so I say "but I've know you for years. We have two children and.." then she cuts me off "You don't exist either." and then I can't finish because I never started.

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