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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

zaepg posted:

Anyone that uses "bruh" "sus" "fr" or any of these new stupid teen slangs. "LOL" is ok.

And I am HERE for it

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Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
preferring ranch over blue cheese for buffalo wings

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Big Beef City posted:

Using your vagina as a t-shirt cannon at minor league ball games

:same:

Get into the majors, geez

you're going nowhere babe

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

preferring ranch over blue cheese for buffalo wings

did your name or you AV, come first?

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Does not care for pigs huge balls.

Strategic Tea posted:

Genuine and recently applicable example - crypto investor

I think it's still technically against the rules to have an account before you turn 18.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
The word box when used to intimate a vagina, OP. Not good. Not at all good. Bad.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Social media use in general, actually.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Snipe edits. Like, if you don't get it on the first go, it's such a let down.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Literally A Person posted:

The word box when used to intimate a vagina, OP. Not good. Not at all good. Bad.

A dry box is a big turn-off.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
“e: shameful snipe”

Nothing makes me drier

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
When her husband walks and won't join us. So rude!

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Bags Fly at Noon posted:

And I am HERE for it

dead rear end?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Big naturals

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
Porn addiction. I just can’t respect someone cranking it all day like a chimp.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
This just me of course but anything involving a costume. This includes floofy/fancy lingerie. Costume is worse but not by much.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Tattoo that says "I have syphilis"

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

lamias

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
Me in general

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Tankakern
Jul 25, 2007

Icochet posted:

Microsoft Teams

hooliganesh
Aug 1, 2003

REPENT!

kntfkr posted:

Social media use in general, actually.
:golfclap:

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Owning multiple John Cena T-Shirts.

Wrestling T shirts are OK. As is 1 John Cena shirt. But more than 1 for Mr. Cena, then "you can't see me".

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Face

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


I agree that trans women are women, but

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Being forced at gunpoint to dig my own grave. I'll dig the thing but you're kidding yourself if you think I'm going to lay down in with you when I'm done.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Funky See Funky Do posted:

When my wife is riding me and says "This isn't happening." and I'm like "What?" then she says "This isn't happening because I don't exist." so I say "but I've know you for years. We have two children and.." then she cuts me off "You don't exist either." and then I can't finish because I never started.

:same:

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

dorcelessness

Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010
posting

Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010
not posting.

TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001
eating toenail clippings

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
i'mt rying to think of anything gross my gf could do that would actually turn me off and drawing a blank, guess i'm a slut

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
Clown makeup without the big shoes. Commit or get out.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Well she could sure stand to lose a few pounds but I wouldn't say my wife is the BIGGEST.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Stop loving my wife!

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Nigmaetcetera posted:

A dry box is a big turn-off.

It depends what is in the box.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Literally A Person posted:

This just me of course but anything involving a costume. This includes floofy/fancy lingerie. Costume is worse but not by much.

https://i.imgur.com/7RmWhjc.mp4

I love it when the stuff you have in your clipboard becomes relevant in separate threads.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

TheBuilder posted:

eating toenail clippings

no

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Being forced at gunpoint to dig my own grave. I'll dig the thing but you're kidding yourself if you think I'm going to lay down in with you when I'm done.

I've thought about this before.

What would you do? Normally you have a shovel with a gun pointed at you.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Blow posted:

I've thought about this before.

What would you do? Normally you have a shovel with a gun pointed at you.

what did you do?

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Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
that Innsmouth Look

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