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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > I think I am a harbinger of the apocalypse.
 
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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

ChubbyChecker posted:

thats nothing op. im 69 years old 420 pounder double virgin whos homeless

instead of nose i have another dick and neither of them work

That's nothing. I'm 110 years old, 985 pounds, own no possessions whatever and I'm banned from every city and town in the world. My entire body is made from dicks and all of them are virgin. And my presence within a mile of any woman makes her want to glue her vagina shut. You're lucky.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > I think I am a harbinger of the apocalypse.